Man Gets Penis Stuck in Steel Pipe; Firemen Called

Plumb the depths of your love.

You're supposed to smoke IT NOT put your penis in it. gezzzzz.

Now Edjoy. While on behalf of men everywhere I appreciate the salute, in the interests of equality, the women of the world have had their share of sexual relations with inanimate objects too. Their IOs just tend to need batteries more often than do ours. And there are also quite a few funny stories involving the experiences of the "fairer sex" in this regard as you probably already know...it's all good...

I concur with EdJoy. Life is too short to constantly worry about coloring outside the lines...so long as doing so doesn't become the rule rather than the exception.

I know it seems as if it is not a very good reflection of of the Current membership that this story was #1 for a while, but come on. Lighten up. "Man Gets Penis Stuck in Steel Pipe; Firemen Called" is just too irresistible for the jokes alone. I was not disappointed by some of the comments. Thanx boys!

But seriously, a metal pole?! I am going with the involvement of booze or drugs on this one. That could not have been a clear minded decision.

i consider myself lucky...as i approached puberty a very short while ago, mom and dad told me and my brothers about pipes, i.e. 'penis equals plastic pipes, while steel pipes are for smoking.'

He should try the internet, it's a series of TUBES after all.

He’s the man of steal.

This happens more then people realize. Most the time the story is hushed for respect of the family. When was a Volunteer Fire Fighter a guy did the same thing with plastic pipe, which I think would be preferable. The pipe had a cap on one end, which had caused a vacuum. Our first task was to release the vacuum. We used two pipe wrenches to remove the cap but the engorged penis was still stuck. The Captain tugged on the pipe repeatedly; still no luck. One Fire Fighter suggested blowing into the pipe, another spitting into the pipe, the Captain said screw that; Caine get over here, free this penis! I knew exactly what to do, I dropped three drops of oil into the pipe and threaded on an adapter and connected a tire pump. I gave the patient the tire pump, while I used a torch to warm and expand the pipe. This way the patient was empowered to free himself, with one final pump the swollen penis came free with a loud pop. Everyone was jovial and I was promoted to Engineer. The pipe was recovered and made into a trophy, The Wily Coyote Super Genius of The Year Award. I see the patient in the community; he’s got a lovely wife and three children.

rofl... he will stay single for the rest of his life...

I wonder how many men will choose this option over http://current.com/items/91870358_a-woman-admits-lying-about-domestic-violence-t...

I don't get it. All he needed to do was to think of Janet Reno....and all would be well.

Sounds like something quagmire from family guy would get caught doing.

Well we know he got an S.T.D..............Steel Trapped Dick?

It really upsets me when stories like this are #1 on current. Who votes this stuff up? Current needs a "New's of the Weird" type section, so this inane babble doesn't overshadow real news.

Hey I know that times are hard, but are they really that hard?.....There is a shortage of men...So, what's up?

Stay away form the pipe.

Hmmmm, aren't there things like blow-up dolls in the U.K? Hell, whores for that matter?
ouchy!

Brings new meaning to the phrase "Laying some pipe" Haha!

not the kind of toy i'd mess with :)

all i have to say is, "oh shitt!"

Haha XD this is funnier then the story about the guy who got his penis stuck in a wooden bench!

This story is sad,and awful, and incredibly funny.

Just more proof that men are idiots who will f*** anything.

Probably only needed 2 firemen but I'm sure the whole station had to see what kind of person would "lay pipe"

Couldn't resist.

Apparently romancing a live human being was just too much of an effort for this guy. Lesson learned, I wonder?

i guess i'm a lucky guy, since i have some really close (yeah, really close!) friends to call, that with a few joints and a tube of KY would have helped me...at their leisure...to get out of this mess without calling the fire dept. still, there's a lot to be said about 7 firemen.

Everybody's laughing at this, but come on - who hasn't tried it with a pipe?

"The 40-year-old wouldn’t say how he’d gotten into the situation in the first place."

LoL...I don't think an explanation is necessary. We all know. Unfortunate for him but still hilarious.

what a dick! ba dum dum tsch! HI OH

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Lesson being: You can never use to much Vasaline. LOL

gross.

I bet it was pretty scary to see that metal grinder heading toward his penis! Lesson learned, I'd bet.

Well thank goodness the penis is ok.

I'm glad I know now, what to do if I ever wanted 7 firemen hunks to arrive at my home when I'm masturbating.

Note to self: Do not engage with pipe!