Opinionated Beer
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(When great men opine beer)
"Oh, lager beer! It makes good cheer, And proves the poor man's worth; It cools the body through and through, and regulates the health."
-Anonymous
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
-Dave Barry
"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer."
-Dave Barry
"The letters in 'Brace Beemer' can be arranged to spell 'Embrace Beer.'"
-Dave Barry, referring to the actor who played the Lone Ranger on radio
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart
"The sum of the matter is, the people drink because they wish to drink."
-Rudolph Brand
"People who drink light 'beer' don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee alot."
-Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI
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http://www.tobp.com/other/beer_quotes.shtml
Note- This link opens the door to a world of beer lore!
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morirjedi
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Yes, and it is food as well!! Fermentation allows the brew to be safe drinking when water has gone bad.
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morirjedi
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BEER v.s. bOObies----( more from opinionated beer; "Reasons Why Beer is Better Than Women" )
1. You can enjoy a beer all night long.2. Beer stains wash out.
3. You don't have to wine and dine beer.
4. A beer will wait in the car while you go and play football.
5. When your beer goes flat, you toss it out.
6. Beer is never late.
7. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
8. Hangovers go away.
9. Beer labels come off without a fight.
10. When you go to a bar, you can always pick up a beer.
11. Beer never has a headache.
12. After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents.
13. A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer.
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http://www.tobp.com/humor/beerfem.shtmlBut REMEMBER,...this IS JUST OPINION,...judge for yourself ( the only way to be sure is to visit "bOObies group" yadyadayada...)
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remanns
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Beer Can Birthday ! 75years !
currently celebrated--
http://current.com/items/91980110_canned-beer-turns-75.htm - 2 years ago
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Beer has been "The American Way" since,...er,....FOREVER!
http://www.beersforengineers.com/beer_can_furniture.jpg - 2 years ago
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pjacobs51
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remanns:
There was that one time, when THEY said we couldn't have any beer.
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pjacobs51
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pjacobs51
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remanns:
But ~ The meek shall inherit the Earth . . .
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pjacobs51
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remanns
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Beer IS Freedom! Defend your Beer!
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Where beer is in America!
http://hriday.org/blog/wp-content/gallery/beer/breweries.png - 2 years ago
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What beer means--
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Beer; Helping to keep America strong.
http://www.thesharkbook.com/blog/uploaded_images/beer-and-war-713866.jpg
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