Comedy | January 27, 2010 | 5 comments

Australia Celebrates Its Anniversary With Bikini Vegemite Wrestling

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Yesterday was the 222nd anniversary of the fine country of Australia, celebrated under the clever moniker Australia Day -- or Invasion Day, if you want to get all badass about it.

What do your favorite Foster's-guzzling, thong-footwear-wearing, Sydney Opera House–worshiping football hooligans do to quietly honor their maiden land? Why, they lather up a couple of bikini babes in Vegemite and sic 'em on each other, of course.

Vegemite, the only-an-Australian-could-stomach-it delectable, is described by Wikipedia as "a dark brown ... food paste made from yeast extract ... a spread for sandwiches, toast, crumpets and cracker biscuits, and filling for pastries such as Cheesymite scroll."

When you're done dry-heaving, click through for some high-quality snaps of the action from yesterday's fiesta.

That fiesta, by the way, honors the day the British invaded the white-man-free country at Sydney Harbor in 1788 and proclaimed Britain's sovereignty.



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