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A strange turn of events took place last night in Virginia shortly after President Obama's State of the Union Address. Our greatest fears were revealed after Virginian Governor Bob McDonnell's GOP rebuttal shocked the world. His ignorance was not the cause of the disturbing revelation but rather the heat produced by dozens of camera lights. The boiling spotlights melted away the new face of the republican party to reveal a highly sophisticated android. Chaos ensued as the machine began unloading rounds into the crowd, dispersing the on-lookers. 35 were left dead, as the terminator -like robot fled the scene. He still remains at large. Authorities have refused to comment as the American public remains baffled. The speech presented by, then known Governor McDonnell, befuddled many analysts who jokingly discribed the rebuttle as "robotic.... it was like they didn't even listen to Obama's speech. Like they preprogrammed a stage production," says one analyst. The fears created by these new insights, have led the American people to believe these dangerous killer robots could have infiltrated all of the republican party and perhaps all government offices. Trust no one, for they could be a robot.
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