Comedy | January 30, 2010 | 1 comment

Osama Bin Laden, Global Warming Activist

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"Osama bin Laden has surprisingly appeared to enter the debate on climate change by blaming industrialised countries for global warming.

Apparently speaking in his second audio broadcast of the month, Bin Laden criticised George W Bush, the former US president, for not signing the Kyoto Protocol on regulating carbon emissions, and spoke out against excessive corporate influence in the United States.

He also presented himself as an opponent of government bail outs to western banks, whose speculation and unfair competition practices, he claimed, were largely to blame for the global financial crisis."

Bin Laden, the dead CIA operative, comes back to life in hopes of running on the Democratic ticket for the 2010 elections.

Or maybe he's looking for a post as an unelected scientific bureaucrat at the UN's IPCC, in order to promote more false scientific data on the Himalayan glaciers. That could explain why he lived in those mountain caves for so long, even though he's a billionaire Saudi Arabian, who has many links to the Bush family.
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