A revolutionary new machine that converts office paper into toilet paper (video)

Should market this with the morning newspaper rather than office paper ;)

ok it's a great thing to save trees. at least try to use less paper when you smear yourself.

i'm so pissed off by this. cedars. i just can't wrap my head around this right now. i had better calm down, white people kill indians whenever they show emotion.

i have a hard time imaging that, it takes 60 cedar trees a year to wipe an american butt. that would mean that about 18 billion cedars go south every year. nah it can't be that much.
i never knew it was cedars, they're sacred in my culture. thank the stars that i don't use the stuff. you know that most of the world considers t.p. filthy and extraordinarily wasteful. it is much, much healthier to wash, a lot less bacteria and feces spread around. when i go to a.a. meetings it's a big deal to shake hands and i know i'm getting crap on my hands, that's ok, i've learned to not touch my face until i can wash my hands.
to more than half the world americans are considered untouchable because of t.p.. for the sake of your health and the health of those you touch learn how to clean yourself.
i'm shocked to here it's cedars, what other disgrace has the white culture inflicted upon us that i don't know about. look at what's been done to tobacco, once sacred, it used to be that only the truth could be spoken with smoke in your mouth and smoke carried our prayers to the sky. what the hell is next, am i to find out that my favorite fast food is made from the tears of abused eagles? f#ck is shit like this done on purpose?

is that 1 or 2 ply?

So I can wipe my ass with my college diploma? Sounds good to me.

So far this gets my vote for invention ot the Decade ... and, yes, I mean the real decade (which hasn't ended yet ... )

here's what i think of ya TPS reports...

well GW bush already did this, and no "white goat" needed... i think it was called the constitution... because we all know...

"its just a piece of paper"

although i have to say i am rather impressed with this idea...

Well,..."Garbage in,...wipes garbage out".

great thing to be tried..

aw-aw-awesome!

I don't care what this machine does, 'white goat' is an awesome name.

My office would save sooo much money! We go through TP and office paper like it's nothing.

Better than a shredder! Great invention!

Recycling places should totally invest in having one of these. Go in with old paper that you don't need and hey you get a roll of tissue paper. That seems like a win-win situation to me.

i guess thats interesting

What a great idea.