Tell Us What Sarah is Saying

oh hi, i'm just looking for a powers-that-be nipple to suckle on.

Freedom, Jesus, and America (and stuff)! The Constitution, conservative, and good ol' fashion values! (oh my word these people are stupid, I think they're actually buying it)

i doubt sarah can tell us what she is saying.

"Come hear me talk about..."

*Looks at hand*

"...Yeah, lifting American spirits! Tax Reductions! Beating those silly terrorists! Did you guys know I can see Russia from my house?!"

" ok stop referring to me as Meg"

i think i need to smoke a few spliffs before i can bring myself down to her level. i'll be back in a few minutes, or maybe after an hour or three and some chinese food.

"Derp-en-derrrr"

Come and hear us blame Obama for not fixing everything in one year that was destroyed in eight by our savior the great "W". Then we will lobby to cut more taxes to the rich so that we, I mean they, can give back, I mean trickle down, I mean pretend to give back 1% to the bums, I mean servants, I mean workers that we, I mean they, continue to take advantage of, I mean employ. We want to eliminate ALL government programs for the poor and make them take care of themselves so we can ballance the budget, but don't touch our entitlements and subsidies or we will call you Communists and kick you out of our churches. You betcha!

Yeah...U bet cha!
That's the only way to go
I want the world to know
Nothing ever worries me
Hi-ho the me-ri-o
I'm as happy as can be
I want the world to know
Nothing ever worries me
I've got no strings(well???)
So I have fun
I'm not tied up to anyone
They've got strings
But you can see
There are no strings on me
Dutch puppet
You have no strings
Your arms is free
To love me by the Zuider Zee
Ya, ya, ya
If you would woo
I'd bust my strings for you
French puppet
You've got no strings
Comme ci comme ca
Your savoire-faire is ooh la la!
I've got strings
But entre nous
I'd cut my strings for you
Russian puppet
Down where the Volga flows
There's a Russian rendezvous
Where me and Ivan go
But I'd rather go with you, hey Yeah...U bet cha!
!

lol funny but just as useless as sarah's brain :D

"Thanks for wasting your time on this sight instead of doing something productive!" ya, think?

"The more you pay attention to me, the more support I gain and money I make"

"well ya know, obamas just screwin up the eecawnamee, but we gotta create some jawbs for those special folks out there so that we can lower taxes and bring awn world peace!! YOUUU BETCHYA!!!"

"No, no, teapartiers, get up off your knees.....well, you can stay down there for a minute or so longer, by golly."

or did I just Fart?

Move those old people to the side of the road so we can spend their social security on vacations and office parties...yeah!

Don't believe a word I say!

Tina Fey impersonator for hire.

She's saying don't pay attention to me, I'm just trying to get some ratings so I can get paid. I cannot even run my own family, you know I'm no good at nothin!