Comedy | February 15, 2010 | 8 comments

How To Survive in Prison

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As a person who got into a lot of trouble as a kid, nothing worries me more than what a normal, everyday person would have to do to survive prison. Prison seems kind of like church camp: You don’t know how you got there, you just want to go home, and everyone is crazy, but instead of scripture being pounded into you, it’s sh**s and pe**ses. So how can you survive prison, a place where r**e is an everyday occurrence for a 20-something, upper-middle class, soft, fresh boy-fish? A few simple steps will help ensure that you make it out of the Big House with your life, and at least some of your dignity, still intact.
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