Fight for Cultural Equality: UN Okays Cannibalism, Slavery
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"We take the announcement to mean our practices of torture, vendetta, and suppression of women and minorities dating back centuries have now been recognized as just different cultures different ways of doing things differently," said ICCCP spokesman Moussa Stache. "This measure will finally legitimize the long-sought revival of some of our members' traditional practices of cannibalism, slavery, head-hunting, and human sacrifice. Every society has rights to human rites."
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After the announcement there was hand shaking and gift giving all around the chamber until it was pointed out this principle could be taken as validating Jewish culture as well. The members hurriedly reconvened, working around the clock for a work-around. The following day the panel declared Zionism a criminal conspiracy and not culture as recognized by the UN. As such, Judaism and Jews are to be reclassified as sub-UN.
Explained Moussa Stache, "There are no inferior cultures, but there are inferior people."
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Ian_Judge_Lord
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CANNIBALISM (Leviticus 26:29; Deuteronomy 28:53; Isaiah 49:26; Jeremiah 19:9; Ezekiel 5:8-10; 2 Kings 6:29]):
Leviticus 26:29
"And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.Deuteronomy 28:53
"And thou shalt eat the fruit of thine own body, the flesh of thy sons and of thy daughters, which the LORD thy God hath given thee, in the siege, and in the straitness, wherewith thine enemies shall distress thee:"Isaiah 49:26
"And I will feed them that oppress thee with their own flesh; and they shall be drunken with their own blood, as with sweet wine: and all flesh shall know that I the LORD am thy Saviour and thy Redeemer, the mighty One of Jacob."Jeremiah 19:9
"And I will cause them to eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters, and they shall eat every one the flesh of his friend in the siege and straitness, wherewith their enemies, and they that seek their lives, shall straiten them."Ezekiel 5:10
"Therefore the fathers shall eat the sons in the midst of thee, and the sons shall eat their fathers; and I will execute judgments in thee, and the whole remnant of thee will I scatter into all the winds."2 Kings 6:29
"So we boiled my son, and did eat him: and I said unto her on the next day, Give thy son, that we may eat him: and she hath hid her son." - 11 months ago
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Moussa Stache, omg.
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shakespearessister:
HAH ! +^d !
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Atalanda_Cameron:
a LOL would be cool. And even a HAHA is ok.
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mitekillem
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Vote Out career politicians.
www.firetherulingclass.org - 1 year ago
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mitekillem
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jubal
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mitekillem:
Many of the politicians are leaving because they have seen the writing on the wall. Pensions for politicians are out of control and to save money, those pensions are going to be frozen or cut. Many of the politicians that are leaving the congress are doing so, so they can lock in their pensions.
So my point I guess is, voting out career politicians is a great idea, but many of them are leaving so they can get their pensions and not have them reduced.
I think that if there is such a freeze or reduction, it should apply to those who are already retired, too.
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jubal
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mitekillem
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So....cannibalism and slavery is ok, but judaism...now way???
Wow - i started reading this, and was sure it was from The Onion or something.
LOL - Moussa Stache = Mustache. - 1 year ago
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mitekillem:
No... no... u were a little mistaken.... from The Sirius.
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Ricky84
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This article took me on an awesome ride. Thanks for the post and btw the "comments" under the article are even funnier.
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claybird121
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Of course, we believe our society has the correct and only correct way of living, so of course we are justified in going in and dominating/destroying/subjugating/ converting other societies to our way because WE have it right, THEY have it wrong.
Better our rampant materialism, salvationism, religious guilt, hatred of the body and its functions, wage slavery, social stratification, woeful economic stratification, etc. than their "icky" and "naughty" ways.
Dominion. We know how all humans should live and we'll force it on anyone who thinks differently. God bless civilization.
Everybody enjoys satire.
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jimmysemens [removed]
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http://thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=1700
Dig this hilarious take on Roger Waters, the embodiment of liberal hypocrisy.
Roger Waters brings The Wall to Muslim countries.
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remanns
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Cult of multiculturalism and situational ethics and moral relativism! (But its not a cult if you don't think thats right,....)
Added to current cult.
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iamfree
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AWESOME!
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Thats some funny stuff. But the issue that site champions that engage me are of PLANETARY importance!
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remanns:
It's one of the funniest sites on the net and deadly serious.
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kulahptik
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ROFL!!!!
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jimmysemens [removed]
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''This article is complete bullshit.''
The article is satire and you don't have a sense of humour, and that's always a bad sign.
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jimmysemens:
Some folk use their funny bone as a bone to pick,....or even a bone of contention.
+^d - 1 year ago
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jimmysemens:
I have an excellent sense of humor, thank you, but this is not on my radar of things funny.
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jubal:
well there is no accounting for taste, is there? Or maybe there is but I'd rather not know.
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Anyone who has taken this seriously is a fool and not read the actual link. The website is a parody of news in 2100...honestly, do some of you just hate the UN so much you're willing to post first and read later?
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thecoyote23
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And how does this weirdly spin into having to do with the ICCCP? Smells like poop to me.
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thecoyote23:
clownpuncher, is that you?
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okay this is just bull shit, u know whats a culture like how native Americans for ceremonies smoke peyote thats a culture, eating humans,hitting you're wife etc. is uneducated mothafuckers and eating are part of those uneducated people.
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402Chicago
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can any1 validate this?
if it's true : it's absolutely ridiculous. especially the changing of the name, that's just absurd and stupid.
i feel it's all fake...help help help
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jubal
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This article is complete bullshit.
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jubal
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simall08
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it will not end until He comes again...
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nursediesel
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The UN is obsolete, it should be disbanned!
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nursediesel:
Hardly... Yes it may be corrupt and bias towards developed(rich) countries but it a decent forum for international diplomacy and cooperation. The problem is that it has still little to no power to enforce its mandates.
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nursediesel:
If the UN had the power and authority, it could be a force for good in the world.
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the U.N is full of people with "diplomitic immunity" and on many a "peace mission" childeren were raped, these people are not the type I'm going to be listening to on the topic of peace
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ChunkyCheezes [removed]
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This article has me conflicted. I don't like slavery but I also don't like cultural imperialism and limiting teh collective rights of groups to engage in their cultural beliefs.
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2hellnwait
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Nothing is so low that the U N will not stoop to scrap from the bottom of a warped ethnic culture in order to propagate decadent "human rights," sans of course, the Jews.
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