Semen Therapy - Swallowing Semen is Good for Your Health?
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In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid, over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurrence of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform.
"I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act," said Dr. A.J. Kramer of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, who was not involved in the research. "I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurrence of breast cancer in women."
The University researchers stressed that, though breast cancer is relatively uncommon, any steps taken to reduce the risk would be a wise decision.
"Only with regular occurrence will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."
Link to website regarding Semen Therapies
http://www.freewebs.com/naturalmedical/
Report from CNN from 2003 after study results were published
http://www.tatom.org/documents/CNN.com-StudyNewstudyshows.htm
What exactly is semen made up of? What does it contain besides sperm?
Semen Content
ascorbic acid (vitamin C, for tissue maintenance)
blood-group antigens (from immune system)
calcium (mineral)
chlorine (oxidizing agent)
cholesterol (steroid alcohol present in body fluids)
chlorine (base, part of the vitamin B complex)
citric acid (occurs during cellular metabolism)
creatine (nitrogenous substance found in muscle)
deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA)
fructose (sugar used for energy)
glutathione (peptide amino acid)
Glycoproteins (cancer fighting agent)
hyaluronidase (enzyme)
inositol (sugar found in muscles)
lactic acid (byproduct of muscle use)
magnesium (mineral)
nitrogen (gas found in all living tissue)
phosphorus (mineral)
prostaglandins (good for pregnancy)
potassium (mineral)
purine (compound of uric acid)
pyrimidine (organic base)
pyruvic acid (formed from either glucose or glycogen)
selenium (cancer fighting agent)
sodium (salt)
sorbitol (body alcohol)
spermidine (catalytic enzyme)
spermine (ammonia compound found in sperm)
urea (from urine)
uric acid (from urine)
vitamin B12 (for proper function of nervous system and metabolism)
zinc (mineral)
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twohawks
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4 words come to mind...
barnacle bill the sailor - 1 year ago
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twohawks
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leotardjesus
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It certainly makes my Ears, Nose, Face and Throat look Sleek and Fabulous!!
I swear by it. I drink a gallon a day, where available, while quantities last, entrance in rear.
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leotardjesus
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FishaHouse777
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No...fucking way.... i'm telling my girlfriend about this right now, thank you science for getting me some head atleast once a day now!
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FishaHouse777
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GoBoy
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so...i'm...medicine?
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GoBoy
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onechance
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Man this sucks. If I send this to my fiancee, she'll think it's a hoax. Can you please help me to convince her? This is NOT for me, but for her own good, right? Hahahahaha Her email is: thecolorturning2002@yahoo.com. You're the best.
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onechance
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condomelite1
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No wonder this article brought so many comments. It is a never answered question - to swallow or not ? It looks like a score to me....
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condomelite1
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eden49
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condomelite1:
...I'll go topical...lol...
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eden49
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ryan8566
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condomelite1:
no, i think i answered the question...swallowing is the best.
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ryan8566
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jubal
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eden49:
Facials are fun too. Did you ever see Caligula?
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jubal
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ryan8566:
You bet, Ryan. Swallowing (completely) is the way to go!
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Jitterblt
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BrushwithDeathToothpaste
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So a guy flies his plane into a building - 67 comments
Talk about swallowing semen - 135 commentsWhy don't we repackage the story:
"Marinating your pot in semen will prolong your life" Probably will hit 1000 comments by the end of the day.
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ryan8566
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BrushwithDeathToothpaste:
no, it is not fair to equate a 'news' story, with one posted as 'comedy, or WTF. sometimes we laugh, sometimes we cry...but the stories are totally different.
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ryan8566
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eden49
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lol...I can't see a nipple...and if I could, what's wrong with nipples...honi, lighten up...female/male bodies are beautiful...you should come down under, and visit our beaches...
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eden49
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jubal
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Oh so boobies are distasteful? You must have been looking at the picture through a magnifying glass.
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jubal
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jubal
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I picked this picture precisely because I knew it would get a reaction and people would either find it hilarious or utterly distasteful. Its a polarizing image to say the least.
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jubal
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planetjoseph
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jubal:
dude. you can see her left nipple area. wow. why are you so tasteless?
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planetjoseph
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laserdog
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jubal:
This is a news site.
NSFW pictures just aren't cool.
Semi-nude woman drinking bodily fluids *distract* from the scientific assertions of the article and is also just generally crude.
But hey, no other moderator has stepped in, so I guess your picture can't be too out of norms as I had thought.
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laserdog
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laserdog
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jubal:
Personally I think a picture of girls in a labcoat would have been a better choice.
It is less "on the nose" (I await the added innuendo on that), and doesn't telegraph that it is a joke as obviously.
But now I'm deconstructing humor, which is probably the least funny thing possible. =P
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laserdog
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jubal:
Rodney Moore clip....
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onechance
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jubal:
Great pic. Nipples are beautiful. Anyone that has a problem is buying into the American concept of mentally sheltering yourself (probably to the point of prostitution etc)...
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onechance
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jubal
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http://www.youth-suicide.com/gay-bisexual/semen/01-semen-sperm-index.htm
Here is a link to much information and resources about semen and sperm, their uses and historical significance, etc.
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jubal
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jubal
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Bizarre homosexual rites are practiced extensively by numerous Melanesian tribesmen in New Guinea and adjacent islands. Young boys must "accumulate" semen for several years, either by regularly receiving anal penetration, or by swallowing the ejaculations of older males they fellate. This ancient custom springs from a religious belief system that regards sperm as the essential conduit of masculine energy; puny boys, they believe, are only transformed into virile warriors if they ingest large quantities of sperm.
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jubal
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jubal
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http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn3942-masturbating-may-protect-against-pros...
Here is a study that talks about how masturbating can help protect against prostate cancer in men.
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jubal
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onechance
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jubal:
There will be no problems with prostate cancer here...
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onechance
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ryan8566
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suddenly i feel the healthiest in my life; i'll leave the science of this to other posters.
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ryan8566
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http://i2.crtcdn.net/images/asset/903/610/84/E19619_400x300.jpg
Ahh man! She spilled the custard out of her donut and now has to suck it up with straw?
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randallr01
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I find it pretty tasty, depending on whose it is, of course.
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ryan8566
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randallr01:
exactally! you've got it, man. personally i find it always tasty!
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ryan8566
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so.... am i the only one that thinks the Dr. whom figured this out is a sicko? like " what decreases risk of breast cancer? hummm, how bout cum? haha! that sounds good, i will really put this though some tests" wtf? is that where our money is going?!?!? and whats with the picture?
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acidcupcakes
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acidcupcakes:
haha, keep taking the acid, you'll get the joke eventually. haha "whom"
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likeamazing
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joshuaheller
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The credibility of this story is in question.
http://current.com/items/92171352_semen-therapy-is-not-credible.htm
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joshuaheller
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joshuaheller:
Are you questioning this gal's sincerity?
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joshuaheller:
@joshuaheller
Read the science at the link above.
The risk of developing breast cancer within the same population in the U.S. is 5 times greater in women who use barrier methods than in women who use non-barrier contraceptive methods. The reduction in the incidence of breast cancer by eliminating the barrier contraceptive techniques would be not less than 50 percent in married women in the entire population. The possibility of preventive measures within an adequate family planning program is emphasized
http://www.sciencedirect.com/science?_ob=ArticleURL&_udi=B6WN2-4C0CYXX-S7&am...
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jubal
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jubal
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joshuaheller:
http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn2457
Semen acts as an anti depressant.
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jubal
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jubal
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joshuaheller:
http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/11/24/1069522535088.html?from=storyrhs
Discusses the Fantasy as the facts.
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jubal
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SHAWN_RITTIMAN
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Good nutrients for a modern womens busy lifestyle.
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SHAWN_RITTIMAN
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eden49
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SHAWN_RITTIMAN:
...LOL...ahhhhhhhhh, there you are darlin'...thought you would have sniffed this out hours ago...xxx
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eden49
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ahiguy
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eden49:
eden, you're such a shameless hussy...I like you - guffaw-hahahaha
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ahiguy
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eden49
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ahiguy:
...there's enuf doom & gloom in the world...make love, not war....and a beret sure get's me hot...x
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SHAWN_RITTIMAN
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eden49:
I only end up semen to find you in loaded stories like this anymore....have we all gone to seed?
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93 posts now - It was 69 when I raised my finger to the mouse-button.
There must be some overt interest in this subject...
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condomelite1
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Is this for real?
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condomelite1
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jubal
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condomelite1:
http://endo.endojournals.org/cgi/content/abstract/147/7/3356?maxtoshow=&HITS...
Here is a link to a recent study on semen proteins and cancer.
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jubal
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jubal
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condomelite1:
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2006/09/060903151304.htm
Here is a report about a study that showed that semen can worsen cervical cancer in women and that if a woman has cervical cancer she should use a condom for her own protection.
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jubal
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vellocet
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Let's all just pop a multivitamin and call it a damn day.
Seriously...
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vellocet
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ahiguy
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vellocet:
Aha! a new multi-vitamin gel-cap may soon be "coming" to the local Vitamin Shoppe near you...
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ahiguy
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Alex_Lomini
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Are you serious this was a real medical study done by real medical doctors. Who were the test subjects? what was the control? Who was the lead doctor and can you tell him I need him to make a few phone call's they ain't going to believe this one.
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jubal
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Alex_Lomini:
The study is questionable, but the practice is real.
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jubal
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macdontcare
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To all the fucking morons, this is a story listed under 'COMEDY'. This is like a blind man talking to deaf guy by beating him with his cane.
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macdontcare
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macdontcare:
No, no - it was under 'true science'
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macdontcare:
... and yet you fail to see these responses here as comedic?
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macdontcare
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ahiguy:
Keep reading. It's easy to spot the idiots that take this as a 'real news story'. When there is more than one, we must take them out back, behind the shed, and shoot them...or berate them.
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macdontcare
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macdontcare:
*...correction, most of the response are comedic although not all are.
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ahiguy
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macdontcare:
I added it to comedy because its hilarious. To think that women actually go to a clinic to get fresh semen to drink is laughable. The story is not fake, its real. People are actually doing this.
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jubal
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nursediesel
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It's a good source of lecithin! Check out all the health it's benefits! (They use it to keep chocolate soft in candy coatings.......)
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nursediesel
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kennymotown
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God bless the Navy and all though s Seamen.
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kennymotown
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laserdog
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Ugh, can a moderator change that pic please?
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laserdog
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jubal
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laserdog:
The pic isn't of an actual semen drinker, its all simulated. Geez.
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jubal
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CalgarC
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yeah... i will just stick with hemp...
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CalgarC
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Kari_Heaberlin:
OH honey, in time you come to love and enjoy it and its life giving properties.
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remanns
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Kari_Heaberlin:
I'm not doing it.
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remanns
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jubal
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Kari_Heaberlin:
Listen there are three types of semen:
the one you described that gags you
the one that doesn't taste like anything
and then there is the one that tastes sweetIt all depends on the man's diet, what he eats, drinks and smokes, how much exercise and if he is over weight or not. All of these things factor into how semen tastes.
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jubal
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jubal:
I was told I was sweet -
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Kari_Heaberlin:
are you serious? you would rather risk cancer than giving a BJ?
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ryan8566
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planetjoseph
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wtf? this can't be real, as much as all the men out there hope it is. including me! But this is just crazy. not really news. Current has a target market for sure, but must we always pander to it. It's insulting. People in their 20s like me are interested in news stories that aren't just about sex and pot. those are great too but there is so much more to know and read about. Current.com is boring me with a surprisingly low amount of great and interesting articles. not totally their fault, c'mon contributers, lets diversify this content like a mofo!
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planetjoseph
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planetjoseph:
THATS RIGHT!!! The 'bOObies' grope needs more uplifting well rounded support; diverse and ROBUST content!
C'mon,.....lets all help to nurture the good nature of "current"! Nothing lightweight! College grade material is actually preferred! - 1 year ago
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planetjoseph:
p.s. Try smoking a joint before you go on line. Shit man,....this stuff is dope!
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planetjoseph:
Quite sure I found this listed under 'COMEDY'. You want 'NEWS', try clicking 'NEWS'. Figure your shit out and lighten the fuck up.
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macdontcare
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jubal
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planetjoseph:
Lighten up there joey, you are way too serious. Life is so depressing to focus on war, death, destruction and corruption all the time. We all need a little humor and distraction from the intensity of the cluster fuck that is our reality in this world.
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jubal
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jubal:
hey, I like humor as much as the next guy. jus sayin. there seems to be a one-track mentality with a lot of the content on current. I love it, but just expressin my opinion on this free and open forum. wow. didn't know that was a crime.
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planetjoseph
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jubal
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planetjoseph:
well now your under arrest LOL....didn't mean to come off as a dicktator....
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jubal
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mojojuju
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Wait! Wasn't this the one that was revealed as a hoax long ago.
As much as the link above looks like a CNN article, it's not even on the CNN.com domain.
http://tatom.org/documents/CNN.com-StudyNewstudyshows.htmAs much as I wish this to be true, it's not. See:
http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_fell_cancer_cure.htmAnalysis: Is it really necessary to debunk this? The names alone suffice to expose the text as a spoof: Dr. B.J. Sooner. Dr. Inserta Shafteer. Dr. Len Lictepeen. This is clearly not an Associated Press news story.
Edit: Comedy Tag! Got it! You had my hopes up there for a moment.
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jubal
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mojojuju:
Some claim it is an urban legend but this was just recently on Univision on a "Judge Judy" like show they have called "Caso Cerrado" and it was discussed in detail and people really are doing this, whether Urbanlegends says its fake or not.
I posted another link to the a site that goes into much greater detail over it.
Also, just because a repost of a CNN article is on another website doesn't necessarily mean that CNN didn't originally post the story, they often delete stuff that is that old...2003.
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jubal
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mojojuju
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Voted up! We need to get the word out!
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mojojuju
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thuglyfe69
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so all my ex-boyfriends were right?!?! damn...
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skyking3525
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WTF is this crap? NOT NEWS.
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eden49
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skyking3525:
there was a young man called Jubal
who gave us a laugh about noodles
so eff off from here
if you're not of good cheer
and go play with your own little doodle... - 1 year ago
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eden49
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Yes girls, is this how mommy told you life would be?
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endure
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Bukkake anyone?
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endure
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larock
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Also good for the hair.
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larock:
who's your hair dresser...
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CalgarC
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CalgarC:
LOL!!! Ruling.
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larock
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larock:
...and skin.
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macdontcare
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jubal
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larock:
Give a whole new meaning to the lyrics "I'm gonna wash that man right out of my hair." HAHAHAHAHAH
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jubal
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"Welcome to the "Serenity Hills Semen Spa" my name is Kip and I am the owner, operator and only employee here at the spa. Here at "Serenity Hills Semen Spa" I am dedicated to your semen needs. We offer "spunk enemas", "milky load facials", & "pearly white jizz bath's". Between spa treatments we offer seminars like "When & Where Is It Appropriate To Eat Cum?", "Cooking With Cum"(celebrity chefs as Emeril, Paula Dean, and Chef Tell), "Semen & Spirituality", and "Is There A Thing As To Much Cum?". We also offer the regular amenities as other spas like golf, swimming and unlimited boozing at our newly remodeled cocktail lounge "The Cabana of Cum". At this time we are accepting female applicants only, but we do not want to discriminate, so next season we will be offering "semen therapy" to the gay community with the hiring of Glen Beck and Ann Coulter (she's really a man). We here at "Serenity Hills Semen Spa" are not responsible for any unwanted pregnancies. So if your tired and run down and need some pampering "swallow my load and relax". Call me at 1-800-EAT-JIZZ."
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panichead
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jubal
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panichead:
HAHAHAHAHAH
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jubal
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panichead:
Nothing but neck!
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achromatic
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how the hell does this shit get funding? Seriously just annoying!!!
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achromatic
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achromatic:
..."drop that load, tote that male, get a little spunk, it will never fail"...
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eden49
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ignignokt
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I officially declare today a holiday.
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Skittle, Skittle, Skittle! This gives me an excuse to double down on my semen consumption! Yes the straw is a popular way to do it. But more often than not the container I suck the semen out of is another's anus, (rump). It’s called shrimping and its quite enjoyable!
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jubal
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PornographyIsArt:
Are you sure you don't mean felching?
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jubal
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SHAWN_RITTIMAN
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PornographyIsArt:
Felch belcher...ewe...
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ryan8566
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PornographyIsArt:
according to the books, 'shrimping' is actually the art and talent of sucking toes.
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ryan8566
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blackheartman
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This goes so well with my morning coffee. : P
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kulahptik
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ahahahahahahahaha!!!! All this time I've had to work so hard, not anymore, I'm gonna start charging. Medicine isn't free. LOL!!
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ChunkyCheezes [removed]
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Oh Yeah! Now there is no excuse not to teach grade school girls how to suck cock and slurp semen during sex ed.
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