Comedy | February 18, 2010 | 10 comments

How To Take A Girl's Virginity; Her Star Wars Virginity

source: http://blogs.creativeloafing.com/dailyloaf/2009/08/06/how-to-take-a-girls-virginity-her-star...

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“Would you like to hold my light saber?” If you’re a nerd it’s your quintessential pick-up line when you go wherever you might go to meet ladies. It’s cute, geek-topical and extremely inoffensive. But what’s a guy to do if the woman’s he’s trying to Jedi mind-trick into bed has never seen the epic Star Wars trilogy? May virginity be with you.

It seems unfathomable to me. What country did you grow up in if you haven’t seen at least ONE of George Lucas’ exciting space operas? Were you buried on Tattooine? Did you freeze in ice for years on Hoth? Well it sounds crazy to me, but there are in fact lots of people who haven’t seen Star Wars — many women included. Fear not padawans, I am here to train you in the ways of the … err … dating a Star Wars virgin.

To read some proven methods on the best ways to bring your special lady friend to your galaxy far, far away click here:
http://blogs.creativeloafing.com/dailyloaf/2009/08/06/how-to-take-a-girls-virgin...
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