The Funniest Pick-Up Lines
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- jcamille
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No, nor do i, but it broke the ice.
#32) I know we’ve only just met...
But I have just come back from the future where were having a passionate love affair and it started tonight.
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ejasun
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.
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ejasun
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ejasun:
Heh. +^d
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Argon18
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The one I used when I was a photographer worked better "Let's go into a darkroom and see what developes"
A less career specific one is, "Do you have a map? Because I have gotten lost in your eyes"
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Argon18:
a pain induced +^d
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How bout-"You don't know me,...but can I help you get something off your chest"?
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Don't forget to ply your prize with rum. Its the pirate way.
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The full line can be used,....but you have to be standing across the room; "YO!...........HO!.......HO! ( step step step step....walks over )
"How much to do a pirate"? The delivery is just a matter of style and taste,..
but you cant be sure of the booty either way. - 2 years ago
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Mine; "Yo,...Ho,....how much to do a pirate."?
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Cult sayings. Added to current cult.
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"26) I've been noticing you not noticing me!"
Hah! I like!
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