Comedy | February 24, 2010 | 13 comments

Stoner Goes to Cops After Girlfriend Morphs Into Dolphin

source: http://www.newser.com/story/81666/stoner-goes-to-cops-after-girlfriend-morphs-into-dolphin.html

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When a Swedish dope smoker's TV started talking to him and his girlfriend appeared to turn into a dolphin, he decided it was time to lodge a complaint. The befuddled 26-year-old went to his local police station to complain about the low quality of the hash he had been sold. He told officers he suspected it had been laced with LSD or some other psychedelic substance, and wanted it tested, the Local reports.

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13 comments // Stoner Goes to Cops After Girlfriend Morphs Into Dolphin

  • CarolineS
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      CarolineS  

    • I agree that the title is misleading and plays right into the hands of the anti cannabis ignorants.
      This has nothing to do with the man getting stoned, it's whatever it was laced with.
      Man i buy low quality hash round here ( its the only thing unless you want to spend about £20 for 2 spliffs) and no one bothers lacing mine with psychadelic drugs! damn!

    • 2 years ago
  • EmperorThan
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      EmperorThan  

    • Good thing smoking LSD does NOTHING. Air destroys LSD, light destroys LSD, in fact LSD is only stable in VERY specific chemical circumstances. I've never heard of anyone smoking LSD and I've read a LOT of books about it including Albert Hofmann's "My Problem Child".

      Oops! looks like your whole story is full of holes. DMT grass or Salvia extract MAYBE, but LSD? *laughs to self*

      Besides why would the supplier be giving you something more than what you paid for??? That's the problem with these wives tale drug horror stories about "marijuana laced with _____" if you didn't pay for the extra drug then they're losing money by just giving it to you for free, especially if it's not a chemically addictive drug such as LSD.

    • 2 years ago
  • bailey78
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  • SalvadoreSouza
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      SalvadoreSouza  
    • EmperorThan:

      hey dumbass, he was high as fuck! why else would he go to the police to complain his drugs wern't up to his standards? come on man, talk about over-thinking.

      & LSD isn't chemically addicting.
      but it is supper unstable.

    • 2 years ago
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