Celebrities funny quotes
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"If bullshit was music, that fellow would be a brass band."
Paddy Crosbie.
"The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet."
Oliver Herford.
"All are lunatics, but he who can analyse his delusions is called a philosopher"
Ambrose Bierce.
"Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff."
Steven Wright
Paddy Crosbie.
"The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet."
Oliver Herford.
"All are lunatics, but he who can analyse his delusions is called a philosopher"
Ambrose Bierce.
"Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff."
Steven Wright
