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Introduction/Capitalism
Adam Smith was a creeper.
He used to finger women in line at the bank.
He used to finger women in line at the store.
One time he fingered a man at the poker table.
None of them ever knew it was him.
It’s easy to fuck people with an invisible hand.

Jingoism/Patriotism
Last week the Michigan Militia plotted to blow up a government building.
Last week a pro-lifer murdered an abortionist.
Last week Lil W cried during the national anthem.
Last week Glenn Greenwald blogged about CEO bonuses.

Sex/Religion
Jimmy Swaggart walks into a brothel.
Swaggart: “I’ll take one ginger, please.”
Cashier: “Sir, this is a Popeye’s Chicken.”
Swaggart: “But the author just said it’s a brothel?”
Cashier: “You’d be a fool to...

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