Florida vampire to run for president

Actually @chickenbox76 ... I am a native of Florida myself. Born and raised for 26 years now. I guess sarcasm isn't within your scope of understanding. Congratulations on the usage of such big words though....and the cleverness of altering my username. Real mature.

You should also notice that this post is flagged with the tags: WTF and Comedy....that should have been your first tip-off.

DWshit85: No ignoramus not only in Florida. As a proud native I resent that thoughtless remark. You must be spitefully freezing you ass of somewhere else. HA

the real question here is 'Will he sparkle?"

Only in Florida.

...BP high in DC...

This guy actually has a really interesting history (not in the historical Romanian sense he claims of course) and it's well documented in the documentary "The Impaler" which I just watched last week on Netflix. His previous attempt at running for public office (Govenor of Minnesotta) ended when he was arrested on outstanding warrants from Indiana. Also, he believes supposedly has a 2nd personality which he claims is a real person. That person is supposedly his sister who is also his favorite lover. People who know him say it just him dressing and acting like a woman but he claims she's a real seperate person even though his actual sister died as an infant. Crazier than a fruitbasket this guy.

vampires are cool, better than reptilians.

Let him, no way he can 'Suck' more than Obama... get it? Obama sucks? Vampires... suck...blood? I'll be here all week! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

Don't you realize this is a perfect opportunity. We should elect this guy out of spite to show the petty partisian politicians that WE are the one they should be looking after instead of the advancement of their political parties. So what if he "sucks" HA!

LMAO, Vampires don't exist.

Ew.. sounds like he wants to date his daughter - AND it's a BIT SUNNY there, Buddy.

ha ha, that dude must have missed the memo that: 1) vampires don't go into the sun and 2) the Castle is club where people go to get drunk in their goth clothes... it's not REALLY a castle.

LOL - It's funny because evil blood-suckers are naturally attracted to the GOP.
In SC, we joke that if the Devil and Jesus ran for president, and the devil was Republican, he'd get the vote. Sorry Jesus, the GOP is more important.

i heard his running mate is the swamp thing

Really, if you're going to be this ridiculous at least get your history straight. Hahaha.

Vlad Dracule was who Dracula was based on. His son, Vlad Tepes, was the real "Vlad The Impaler" who, incidentally, never drank blood. Shocker! He couldn't be classified as a "vampire" even if you really do believe in such things.

I just find this whole thing amusing though. :P

My kinda guy---

"Upon being elected as President, I will do what I would have done in Minnesota if I had become Governor. I will institute The Vladimir Putin Media Relations Act.

If the media or anyone defames me, lies about me or tries to portray me in a negative way, I will have you arrested and brought before me to stand trial. Upon finding you guilty of your crime(s), I will personally cut out your lying tongue and nail it to your chin for the world to see what a liar you are! This Act will be grandfathered as far back as I decide I want it to be, and it will include anyone who speaks wrongly of Audrianna as well.

If you royally piss me off, I will not only cut your lying tongues out, but, I will beat, torture, IMPALE, dismember and decapitate you. Your head will be placed on display on the Front Lawn of The White House.

May it be noted, Saturday Night Live has full permission to make any comedy skit of me, without my permission. I appreciate what they did about me on Weekend Update on 14 Jan 06 with Tina Fey".

Don't "FIGHT" the Power,.....BE the POWER!

hmmmmmmmm,.....drains life force in a parasitic fashion,........delusions of grandeur,...narcissistic,....

GOOD CHOICE for the Repuglicants!

Vampire cult.

'im n Palin ; 2012 !

With a twist of irony Florida is filled with people who don't belong there. This guy is a shoe in!

ha ha the funny thing is I feel like I would vote for him!

In case he hadn't notice we just had a vampire for president. He drained the economy dry.

The "impaler" tag is a bit insulting to Romanians. The real Vlad EARNED that tag because of his terrorist tactics against the Turks, leaving impaled bodies as a warning/threat/ propaganda device to spread fear and demoralise his enemies. As a prince and general fighting in wars for his country in those brutal times he was successful enough to gain that as his lasting title... and yet this 45 year old nerd with a kiddy vamp fixation gets called it too. That's so sad on so very many levels.

this 45 year old motherfuckers only goes out with 19 year old girls??????

oh shit....someone needs to impale this fucker

this guy is an idiot and a danger to society..a scum..

that reminds me..DONT SMOKE DOPE....

He's Cool!

lmao he's drinking too much and using too much drugs.

I've seen a documentary on this guy on t.v. , complete nut case

So, in early 2012 republicans will be able to choose between a mormon a vampire or an idiot. Things are looking well for the dems.

Oh Abe Lincoln where are you?

How strange... xD SOOO... what you are telling me is a pervert descendant of Dracula is running for president in 2012, with his current 19 year old fiancee at his side? Haha how queer.

LOL! Why not a unicorn?
I know of another "vampire" like that who has a thing for 19 year olds. Why do all "vampire" guys go for young girls? Is it something about being a dork?

Well, he won't be the first- the GOP is already filled with Vampires.
and Zombies.

I'm sorry but honestly, this was the best laugh I've had all day. Really. Thanks Sharky..

i read this article this morning and decided not to post it, considering it not current worthy, as this is an obvious attention-whoring stunt by a 45 year old pedo "vampire". yes, he only dates teenagers. and has multiple RO's against him. and violates them still.

yet here it is on the top news. seriously current...the fawk

Palin/Sharky 2012!!!!