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Marijuana Use Triples Among Gary

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COLUMBUS, OH—In an alarming trend that some are calling a failure of U.S. drug prevention policies, daily marijuana use increased nearly threefold this month among 26-year-old Gary.

Researchers at the Department of Health and Human Services are attributing the spike in cannabis consumption to a number of troubling factors, including Gary- related underemployment, decreased motivation, and prolonged exposure to Josh.

“This is very distressing, to say the least,” said HHS Secretary Kathleen Sebelius, who blamed the increase on a lack of programs designed to educate Gary about the dangers of marijuana. “As a nation, it is vital that we learn how to talk to Gary about drugs—and how to listen to what he’s trying to tell us.”

Read the rest of this worrying report at http://www.brainwaving.com/2010/03/18/marijuana-use-triples-among-gary/
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