Comedy | March 25, 2010 | 2 comments

The libertine’s guide to gallantry: f-ing in the ‘friend zone’

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The “friend zone” is a misnomer. Plenty of women fuck their friends. Hence the terms fuck-buddy or friends-with-benefits. Furthermore, consider how many people in long term relationships describe their partners as their best friends. Being actual friends with a women is awesome. Being a tool who a woman describes as “just a good friend” is something completely different. This is why I’m renaming the “friend zone” the “unfuckable zone.”

When women say, “I just want to be friends,” what they mean is that they want to continue exploiting your...
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