Teabonics, language of the Teabaggers

LOL wow.
Talk about embarassing. Just another reason to not take them seriously.

Scary, just plain scary.

srg - will you be my gerlfwend? You so smatt.

To everyone ignorant towards racial equality, prejudice against financial income and fear change, grow up, open your eyes.

Republicans and democrats alike, we are living in the same country. We can make this the greatest country that ever was and do the greatest good for the greatest amount of people or we can think we are the greatest country that ever was or is and watch it fall harder than Rome.

The saying 'united we stand, divided we fall' does not work when standing divided.

ah brave little teabaggers. I'm afraid you sat on that couch just a little too long. we are going down. but...journey on. we have no choice either way.

hussien obomb-us, annointed of God to bring America to its knees and weaken Israel to prepare the way for the muslim hoards. Prayer can't stop this clock, baby. So... seeing how we are going down no matter what...Let's get it on.

Where are my babies? What have you done with the children I gave you?...oh. well. no you see God...you're just dumb like the teabaggers and you don't understand. you see. these aren't babies. these are "v-i-a-b-l-e t-i-s-s-u-e-s"

But they have tiny arms, little bitty fingers & toes. are those not eyes I see plucked from thier heads? Look this one, tho dismembered and has its skin stripped off by saline solution...it's tiny heart is STILL WILDLY beating.

Now Gawd don't get upset. see you just igorant like these teabaggers. thats all. This ISN'T a real baby. That's just a F-E-T-U-S! and besides we have decided also that you don't even exist...so ...you're not really here. this is just a REAL BAD NIGHTMARE. Now I'm just gonna rub my eyes like this....rubrubrub...then...uh oh...you're still here

WHO HAS LIED TO YOU & TOLD YOU THESE WERE NOT MY BABIES? "Well, for some reason...tho I have NEVER had trouble lying before..in THIS place I can't seem to stop the truth from coming out. I guess I told MYSELF they weren't babies. It was so much easier for ME.

If you are reading this, then this of course is just a story. for now anyway. . But only because you're still breathing the air HE blew into your lungs when YOU were allowed to be born. However make no mistake. It IS your destiny. You WILL fulfill it.

Then God looks down from heaven...watching the melee...He hears us sigh with disgust...Not to worry child...His comforting voice soothing to our ears...(He pauses & clearly WINCES as he sees another tiny babies arms & legs hacked off by the baby slicers)....Not to worry. This too shall pass. And these will kneel before me, still clutching thier bloody cleavers, the flesh of my littlest babies still clinging to thier silver blades.

As His peace envelopes me...the peace that passes understanding...the peace "these baggites have never known...I find a moment of hope. The shrill cry of the Baggites Now fading into the background, "TEABAGGERS!!! Here come the teaba.....

time to demonize the teabaggers.

caint be lettin too much free thinkin or independent thought out here. Teabaggers are the new george bush. Thank god. We can see the end of the ranting foaming at the gills bushites!!! just over the horizon. no more shrill squeals of BUSH DID IT> BUSH MADE KATRINA...BUSH MADE EARFQUAKES...BUSH DID IT.

unfortunately, now we will be subjected to the same radical...TEABAGGERS! OH MY GAWD!!!HERE COME DA TEABAGGERS!!!! DAN RATHER SAY DEY BAD! OH SO evil & BAD!! DEY GAWN MAKE MO KATRINAS AND ERFQUAKES!!! DEY DON THINK LIKE US DO! OMG!!!GIT DEM TEABAGGERS! Dey dumb! Dey Stupid!

and so...time marches on. as the last bushite squeals into the sunset, the baggites come crawlin out to take their place.

odumus...language of the dullards.

IF you put all the teabaggers in texas, walled it off...you would have no food. no money. no factories. you would wander helplessly trying to feed yourselves. You see. welfare and foodstamps don't just magically appear from the great wizards treasure chest! thats jes a fairy tale yo momma say.

but. hey...at least no one would object when you yanked some new born from the womb and bashed its head in with a rock so it wouldnt inconveinence you. you could finally do away with all that...life begins outside the birth canal bull crap. you could kill the little bums any time you like. you could declare open season on jews christians infidels and just about any body you didn't agree with.
sounds like a great place...this country of "yours".

Hey grand idea oho
then we can put machine gun guards along that wall, rotweillers & shepards to patrol the perimeter...yeah...then we can throw in ANY one who disagrees with our left wing agenda...then we can kill the elderly...(we already butcher the unborn) the very young, the handicapped...oohhh what a GRAND paradise "Our" Country would be then!!!!
zieg hiel ojo

it amazes me how absolutely terrified the left wing baby slicers are of ANY FREE thought or idea of even opposing point of view that hasn't been pre-approved by the grand wizard. Listen to them rant and obsess over "teabaggers" the new bush. we mus demonize these crazy radical free thinkers for they shine a light in our eyes so bright it wakes us up.

i think their name says it all "teabaggers"

lets unite all the ignorant people of america make O'Reilly their king, Palin their queen and Beck their prince. then build a wall around texas and let them have it. Our country would be a lot better

Actually it's known in the more intellectual circles as ILLITERACY.

Can you smell the clintons a cookin?
"I'm only gonna say this one time...I did NOT have sex with that woman...that miz lewinski. Now I got ta git back to work fo the amurican people".

"These vicous lies against my sick willie I mean my husband are the efforts of a "VAST RIGHT WING conspiracy!" (oh...you mean like them dum ol teabaggers?)

Later, however...we hear "I did indeed have an inapporpriate relationship with that woman...that miz lewinski teenager in the oval office where I took cigars dipped in vaseline and ****** them up her *** while I kept the most dangerous man in the middle east the palestinian butcher, yassar arafat waiting in the rose garden....

but...but in my defense the cigars AND the vaseline were given to me by members of a vast right wing conspiracy...(like them retard teabaggers...course that one over there...see her wif her mispelled sign...ummmm hmmmm! she's so cute...send the highway patrol over and bring her up to my room so I can rape her like I did Juanita. ....and thats the way it is...is.

duhhhhhh

I always get angry when people start talking about how stupid republicans are, but these images are even making me smack my face. There are plenty of good reasons to take offense to the Obama administration, but COME ON. The Tea Partiers are making the first amendment look bad.

That being said, they still have a right to protest -- no matter how bad at spelling, or horribly misguided they may be. Those are the ideals that this country is based upon.

These photos are obombus supporters duping their leftwing locksteppers into believing yet another lie. It's so easy. all they have to do is point a camera and say....duhhhhh...yep. yep. these here yokels is what be causin our muslim messiah problems.

ever hear of the phoneix program? I didn't think so. the phoneix program came to life under jfk who started the viet nam war for us. In the program we would have south vietnamese soldiers dress up as viet cong, kill civilians and even other g.i.'s so the folks back home would be "enraged" and support the war. Democrat heros we're talkin here.

the yellow "journalism" you see here is an off-spring of this strategy. worked for years in russia. they would come to the u.s....take film of skid-row, go home and "educate" THIER dullards that "This is what ALL of America is like".

Thats all it takes. duhhhh. a few photos, a couple videos and then what ever you want to say after to chump your lil dummies into your pocket.

This hussien obombus is a genuis fo sho. He's as sharp as a bowlin ball. That boy is as sharp as a box of wet crackers.

"I believe in JESUS!" uhh...pay no nevermind to that turban on my haid. uh thats a ...I'm uh...one of them uh...christian/jews from the uh...south EAST corner of jerusalem...Yeah thats right...south east...uh ...we believe in Jesus...and ...and we wear traditional muslim turbans....very few people know bout us.

What? You mean when I said that "Israel was an open running sore in American foriegn policy"? NAAAH. we still allies! I waz jes foolin about! hey. lets knock this off for a bit and go take a ride in ol airforce one. We'll do ANOTHER fly-over tribute to bin laden and his boys. gawd! you shoulds seed im a runnin.

you left wing baby killers ...my how you strain at a gnat...& swallow a camel

heres the latest buzz word from your left wing media "think-tank"...It's
...duuuuuhhhhh.

Yarp.

lap-tops & south sea island homes for al quadea- prison for American soldiers. yeah buddy. hussien obombus is sheer genuis alright. Do you think his two lil millionaire welfare queens will:
a. ever work a day in thier lives?
b. ever see a day of nationalized health care?
c. pay taxes of ANY kind-Ever.

Your muslim pimp daddy got yall hooked up like a matched pair of missouri mules. NNEEEEHAW

Here's your sign: Did you see hussien obomba's jumbo jet dive bombing manhattan's sky line-using the exact flight path of the 911 hijackers?
If so, do you believe:
a. He didn't know whur his big ol jet waz-had no idear it was even not in the garage?
b. That he knew but didn't realize the effect it would have on the survivors of 911?
You see, left-wing baby slicers...either answer makes him stupid &/or a liar.

There is a 3rd possibility. He knew what it would do-he knew it would terrorize American citizens...and thats WHY he did it.
This is one twisted angry muslim and he is totally counting on you dumbed down baby killing lock-step dullards to blindly support him while he dismatles your nation....duuuuhhhhh

right. you left wing baby hackers are soooo inteligunt. try not to show your igorance.k? What dullards. you clowns were actually duped into believing that g. bush was so dumb he was unable to read. He, like dan quayle made ONE slip of the tongue & they "made thier case". Here's a quick reality quiz for yall...huh?
1. Do you believe bush was illiterate?
2. Can YOU fly a fighter jet, break the speed of sound, then land that jet in the middle of the night in the Indian Ocean?

you left wing baby slicers are worse than my wife at a flea market. You'll buy ANYTHING they put out on the table. duuuhhh. Hey. bet you believe that if you call a tiny baby human a fetus or viable tissue...that somehow magically makes cutting off its tiny arms & legs while it's still alive,...puuurrrrfectly fine. am I right?

I have pigs on my farm that are smarter than that.

hmm im all guessing they need to show the signs that say "Im Fox new's bitch" , "i want corporate America to take all my money", "i don't know how to think for myself".

ah yes. the selective english major-sign police. How bout dat hussien
o-b-o-m-b-a and his 52 united states of amurica....duuuuhhhh. yeah. he's a reeaaall genuis.

They should have just stuck with OMG, WTF, BRB, LOL, ROLF, then they wouldn't have to spell. It's more convenient.

Too bad there is no portable spell check for tea-baggers.

Just because they can't spell doesn't mean they don't have a valid point! It's the fact that they're all crazy that means they don't have a valid point.

I wuld feel SO much beter if these people we're running the country.
Then maybi othur cuntries would respekt us!

Go Danica!

This gave me an idea for an invention. I'm going to make an eSIGN. It's exactly what it sounds like...an electronic protester sign that will spell check your idiotic rantings and render them on a svelte LCD screen on a stick. Software to translate your incoherent thoughts into legible English sold separately.

Perhaps this is why they don't bother researching important issues such as health care or climate change... they don't understand all dem fancy wurdz dat expurts throw at dem. Thankfully Fox "News" fills them in without bias or any required reading.

Weak minds are easily confused and misled. That is where this movement got its numbers. We need to focus on quality education. If people are taught to question and research what they are told, perhaps more people will eventually find the truth.

All real a'mericans know spellin is for latte drinkin elitist,

Tow their cars!

hahaha these people

ROFL

Well, they don't like scientists telling them about global warming and evolution, they don't like historians telling them what to put in history textbooks, so of course they don't want elitist grammar fascists telling them how to spell!

Too Heel wit on "so-caled expertz"!
It's mey ckontrie damnit, so eye can spell hoevr eye weant!

The Tea Baggies have no use for a dick-tionary.

Seeing that the dick-tionary has word dick in it, so it must be a book only liberals and homosexuals use.

the fact that these people can organize a decent protest astonishes me.
I think I know how to slow this party down... by using Homonyms

Wat da heks... Dem der boyz needs ta lurn haw ta spel. I kin teech em!

The mavrik is just telling the truth, he is not the "socialest" person around nor is his name Obama.

Dam that soshulizm!