Shut Up, Tiger Woods
A couple months ago, when Tiger Woods first crashed his car, I was totally over his argument that he deserved privacy.
But after live tweeting his entire press conference today, I'm ready to admit I've changed my mind.
He's boring. Golf is boring. Sex is exciting, but if no one's going to talk about that, I just want Tiger Woods to shut the hell up.
You know what's less boring? Burritos.
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Monroe812
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I agree that golf is boring, but Woods isn't an elected official, and he doesn't owe the American public anything, or an explanation. Most importantly, he doesn't tell others how to live their lives, like religious zealots like to do, and he doesn't legislate how you should behave in the bedroom, so give the guy a break.
- 2 years ago
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Monroe812
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Jpwhoregan
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Ben, burritos are pretty awesome, but have you ever been caught masturbating at work?
- 2 years ago
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Jpwhoregan
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EdJoyProductions
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LOL. "I don't watch golf, I watch TMZ"
- 2 years ago
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EdJoyProductions
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remanns
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Tiger cult.
- 2 years ago
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remanns
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remanns
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Golf IS boring. If you take a shot of Scotch after every swing, it livens it up.
( Watching it is like masturbating with sand,....and spending a lot of time teasing yourself. ) - 2 years ago
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remanns
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obamaisajoke [removed]
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Jpwhoregan
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obamaisajoke:
How dare you sir, real women are too much work.
- 2 years ago
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Jpwhoregan
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fdsooner
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speaking of boring...
- 2 years ago
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fdsooner
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likeamazing
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really ben? usually you say such funny things. i'm surprised you even wasted your time offering such an unfunny opinion on a subject that doesn't care about your opinion...
- 2 years ago
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likeamazing
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eden49
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...I don't buy it, too many spins on the layup methinks...
- 2 years ago
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eden49
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MAssappeal
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all I can say is that I can't agree more. Good looks for sure. I was really happy to see this just kind of scanning the headlines.
- 2 years ago
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MAssappeal
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mindcruzer
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He's right, burriots are in fact less boring. I like your style.
- 2 years ago
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mindcruzer
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Omnomynous
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Yes Tiger, please shut up.
- 2 years ago
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Omnomynous
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jdubsy
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Ben Hoffman = hilarious
- 2 years ago
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jdubsy
