Comedy | April 08, 2010 | 5 comments

Woman almost killed her lover with 40LL boobs

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A UK woman says she almost killed her lover with her enormous breasts during sex.

Claire Smedley, 27, who has 40LL breasts, was terrified the moment she found her lover was not breathing when she lifted her breasts off his face, News of the World reports. She says he usually enjoys having his face smothered by her massive boobs whenever they romp.

“This time, he started flailing around a bit but I assumed it was because he was so excited, so I kept going. A few minutes later I noticed he’d stopped moving,” she said.

Her lover, also 27, tried to stop her, but she confused his movements to be pleasure. “I tried to slap her on her arm to get her to stop and get off me, but I think she misread the signals,” he said.

Incredibly, the man regained consciousness. “I was panicking and just about to call 999 when, thankfully, he started to come round,” she said.

“He was really woozy, like he was in a trance. Then he sort of coughed and sat up. I was so relieved.”

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