White guy disguised as black guy robs a few banks
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Maybe Conrad Zdzierak was inspired by "Soul Man (1986)," or even Robert Downey Jr.'s performance in "Tropic Thunder" (2008), but the 30-year-old, former Florida resident didn't rely on tanning pills or surgical procedures, respectively, to darken his skin. Instead he played out his John Dillinger Chaz Williams dreams while wearing a Hollywood style mask (called The Player) that was good enough to fool bank tellers and police into thinking their suspect was an African-American.
You don't get the feeling anyone bothered to ask, "Are you sure the culprit was black?," though.
It wasn't meddling kids that foiled Zdzierak's plans, but the fact that he never bothered ditching his getaway car. While charged with six counts of aggravated robbery, bail set at $3 million, there is no word on whether or not Zdzeriak, who was born in Poland, will be craving black and white cookies while in jail.
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eden49
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white guy disguised as black guy disguised as white guy...
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eden49
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eden49
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...ahhh, piddle crap...he must have had a quick lip enlargement before he stuck 'em up...
- 3 years ago
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eden49
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bocky10
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Its actually a 12 year old girl on stilts.
- 3 years ago
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bocky10
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bocky10
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hmmm...I don't think he's Polish either, I think that's a second mask.
- 3 years ago
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bocky10
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Blkwdw
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The sad fact is this was almost a brilliant idea I mean he planned and invested money into a great disguise that was effective, but his car gave him away it's always something. Otherwise eventually someone black would've been arrested. there are many innocent people in prison and when you are black it doesn't take much to convict.
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Blkwdw
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TheBianca
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I wonder how many black guys were arrested before they found this kid.
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TheBianca
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MizPiz
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I'm chalking this up as "too ingenious/retarded to consider racist".
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MizPiz
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ibrake4rappers13
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ibrake4rappers13
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MizPiz
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ibrake4rappers13:
Seems more like delivering a bomb dressed as a muslim.
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MizPiz
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HsIV
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ibrake4rappers13:
Muslim is not a race its a religion like saying dressing up like a Christian. bigoted yes racist no dont be so PC, its just a joke bro.
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HsIV
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Maeveeo
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There had better no BLACK GUYS IN JAIL WHERE HE IS GOING ,,,,, LOL !
Thats Good For Him ,,,, But Bad For His BUTT ! LOL !!!!! - 3 years ago
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Maeveeo
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HsIV
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Maeveeo:
i was thinking the same thing. farts will make no noise.
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HsIV
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zakthezomb13
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i dont get how this is offensive...its a guy committing crime with a mask...why does it matter what color the mask was? he could have just as easily worn a mask to change his appearance to look like an old guy...he just happen to have a black guy mask...i dont know if you heard this, but masks are designed to make you look like something you are not...this is just another vaguely racist toned article that separates people even more..."the man" is not out to kill a color, "the man" is out to kill the lower class..."the man" is not black or white he is green...stick together
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zakthezomb13
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idealist
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zakthezomb13:
cuz it enforces the stereotype of African american men allways stealing shit.
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idealist
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HaloedGriot
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zakthezomb13:
It's a Black thing...you wouldn't understand...
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HaloedGriot
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bailey78
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HaloedGriot:
I'm white an I understand fully. He screwed up real bad an has yet to realize it. butt he will.
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bailey78
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TopScruffy
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zakthezomb13:
As a bearded man, i would've been EXTREMELY offended had he worn a fake beard.
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TopScruffy
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HsIV
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idealist:
true but he is right who cares about the stereotype he was not thinking let me set up a nigger he was thinking let me get away with this.
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HsIV
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Einsam_Data_Old [removed]
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bailey78: This comment was removed as a violation of community guidelines.
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Einsam_Data_Old [removed]
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bailey78
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Einsam_Data_Old:
Hey I'm a white toy am i not ? as a matter of fact I was even made in the U.S.A.
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bailey78
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HaloedGriot
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HsIV:
@HsIV: So now you know how bank robbers think? Please spill the beans, John Dillinger!
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HaloedGriot
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eden49
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bailey78:
...LOL...that guys lips are wrong...butt, I could be speakin' outta my butt...butt, he will need a buttered butt...
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eden49
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Sexirobot
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I don't buy it...he is probably a black guy disguised as a white guy disguised as a black guy...umm yeah.
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Sexirobot
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bailey78
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Sexirobot:
shit works for me
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bailey78
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onemalefla [removed]
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bailey78
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onemalefla:
Hey I have a lot of tools I was a mechanic for fifteen years you should see my tool box It's pretty.
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bailey78
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lifestudentno83
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I'm surprised they didn't arrest a random black guy for his crimes.
This is a classic case of "the black guy did it" with a totally new spin... - 3 years ago
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device80
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did he switch his voice too? it probably sounded worse than alicia key's fake ghetto accent
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device80
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jcamille
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wow...
I think i should be offended..., but i'm dumbfounded by the elaborate convincing disguise and the ridiculousness of this whole situation.
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jcamille
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Confucius
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this guys gonna get destroyed in prison
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Confucius
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Almibry
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Confucius:
A quote for the ages! +^'d
Thank you Confucius. - 3 years ago
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Almibry
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bailey78
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Confucius:
well parts of him will anyway. He is going to need a lot of diapers in the near future
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bailey78
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onemalefla [removed]
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Almibry
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onemalefla:
It's... A... Mask...
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Almibry
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Almibry
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onemalefla:
But I got that info off the internet, so you shouldn't believe me.
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Almibry
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Maeveeo
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So now it's time for ah BLACK GUY to try this !!!!!! LOL !
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Maeveeo
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HaloedGriot
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This guy will become a pornstar in prison for sure...
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HaloedGriot
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bailey78
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HaloedGriot:
Yep BuBBa is going to like him.
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bailey78
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idealist
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hes not the only one.. noooo sirrrre-bob, not the only one i say.
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idealist
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inyourstory
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those wiley Polish people...
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inyourstory
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TheForeteller
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Too bad he got caught.
ALL POTENTIAL WHITE MEN.. DO THIS SHIT IF YOUR GOING TO COMMIT A CRIME!
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TheForeteller
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Almibry
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TheForeteller:
I'm going to rob a bank in a burqa.
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Almibry
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bailey78
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Almibry:
Thats an idea not a good one but hey it's an idea
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bailey78
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Almibry
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bailey78:
I think it's a fantastic idea, I'll be hidden from the cameras, no one will be 100% sure what my race is, and I'll have plenty of room to hide the loot. Hell, I could probably hide a side-kick under there as well, and they'll spend their time looking for one person, when it's really 2.
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Almibry
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bailey78
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Almibry:
well et me know how it goes
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bailey78
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Blkwdw
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Almibry:
count me in!
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Blkwdw
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Almibry
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bailey78:
Gawd! I'm not that stupid.
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Almibry
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bailey78
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Almibry:
Oh come on now i never said you were stupid . I just though maybe you could try it an let us know how it goes. thats all. Hey you might get away with it.
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bailey78
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Almibry
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bailey78:
If I get away with the robbery, it would be stupid to tell you, that's all I meant. That information will be released only on a need to know basis... And as much as i love you, you don't need to know.
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Almibry
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bailey78
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Almibry:
Ahh i would not tell on you.
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bailey78
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CalgarC
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lol great disguise... plus did he rob banks that robbed us??
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CalgarC
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bailey78
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CalgarC:
So he should ask for a bail-out?
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bailey78
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CalgarC
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bailey78:
yes... except a gun is probably cheaper then a lobbyist...
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CalgarC
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bailey78
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CalgarC:
Just by about a couple of hundred thousand
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bailey78
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RicothePenguin
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That's pretty neat. Robbing a bank is a dick move, but the ninja way he did it is pretty clever.
Basically I'd eat this up in a film, but "not cool" in the real world.
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RicothePenguin
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lordsbassman
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"Or are you a dude who has no idea what dude he is and claims to know what dude he is... by playing other dudes?"
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Almibry
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Wow. That's a Pollack for you.
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Almibry
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Almibry:
wow thats a racist comment for you...
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zakthezomb13
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Almibry
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zakthezomb13:
Glad you noticed, I was starting to wonder... I'm 15% Polish if that makes things better, but I'm really mutt, so I could claim to be a dozen different races, and they would ALL be true. ;)
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Almibry
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bailey78
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Almibry:
um thats a racist comment
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bailey78
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Almibry:
You realize that's a bit of an ethnic slur right?
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claybird121
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Almibry
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claybird121:
What, calling someone a Pollack, or myself a mutt?
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Almibry
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HsIV
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Ohio prison, scared looking white guy, Cleveland having the second highest count of blacks in the nation. he is gonna find out why the cadged bird sings.
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HsIV
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bailey78
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HsIV:
Kind of like this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gLN3QoN-q8
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bailey78
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mixmaster
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if he didnt disguise himself the white devils would say a nega done it anyway
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mixmaster
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bigloutech
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Detectives say Zdzierak was initially able to elude the cops because of his disguise, an expensive silicon mask called “The Player” valued at around $650.
Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2010/04/22/2010-04-22_white_crook_robbe...
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bigloutech
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Almibry
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bigloutech:
That's a sexy fake black man.
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Almibry
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HsIV
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Atalanda_Cameron:
the negative stereotype warehouse silly.
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HsIV
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dariusvons
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this is bunk... that's not the same guy.
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dariusvons
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Varex_Sythe
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dariusvons:
Are you basing that on something that was revealed by the investigation, or are you just looking at the photographs?
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Varex_Sythe
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bombastinator
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dariusvons:
Here's a how-to with dozens of pictures.
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bombastinator
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HsIV
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dariusvons:
you're right, the mask the police have as evidence is another case of the racist police trying to frame a innocent white man.
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HsIV
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dariusvons
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Varex_Sythe:
i'm calling into question the investigation itself.
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dariusvons
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dariusvons
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bombastinator:
I am familiar with masks and make up thank you. I'm calling into question the investigation itself... did they get the money back?
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dariusvons
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Kitten_Moon
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This is so upsetting, I am not even sure why I am upset. Should I be?
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bombastinator
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Kitten_Moon:
more or less upsetting than this?
http://teenymanolo.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/redneck_overalls.jpg
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bombastinator
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Almibry
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bombastinator:
NO! MY EYES!
why would you do that? - 3 years ago
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Almibry
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Almibry:
well you know that old saw about how the way to forget how much your ear rings are pulling your ears is to think about how much your shoes are pinching your feet?...
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idealist
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Kitten_Moon:
you should, white Hollywood immigrants have been pulling this stunt for a long time.
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idealist
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feefer2010
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The things some people will do for money.
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Ron_Geremy:
no, i saw it on cnn the other day.
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HsIV
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keithponder
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Where the outraged ?
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keithponder
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keithponder:
im white as white rice and im outraged! but the kinda " i saw it on the internet" outraged!
i was pretty disappointed in this country when that black guy back a bit ago (i forgot his name) got shot in the chest by cops while handcuffed and then there was rioting and then nothing...
shit.... i saw the video, if i was handcuffed next to my friend who got FUCKING MURDERED IN COLD BLOOD next to me i would go insane,,,,,... it was a messed up vid.. annnnny whoooo - 3 years ago
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idealist:
"Most crimes in America are committed by Black men" is still the mindset perpetuated by mainstream media to the American public, and most Americans still buy into it. Most prisons and jails in America are mostly filled with African American males.Haven said that, there's nothing funny for me to joke about with this story. Nothing at all.
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