Comedy | May 01, 2010 | 1 comment

Coupled,........And Getting Hit On

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remanns
When Geeks Attack,...or,...Disarmed Maiden in Unrest

Last week, my boyfriend and I found this group of guys who boffer (it’s basically sword fighting role play) so that he could do a documentary about them. I went with because I was bored and figured I could help Matt out. I was expecting a group of stereotypical Dungeons and Dragons nerds; aka fat white boys who have no social lives. Well, we show up and there were, dare I say, really hot guys there!

Since I was just there to be Matt’s assistant, I sat on the porch while he filmed the guys doing their thing. I was just watching until one of the gents came over to the porch to get something. He noticed me just sitting there and kept trying to get me to join them. I kept telling him I’d have no idea what I’d be doing and I’d make a fool of myself, but he kept trying to get me to play along with them. He even offered to let me use the good weapons. (Ooo lala!) There was just no way that I was going to try to sword fight with these guys, so I stayed on the porch. Later this guy decided to keep tapping me on the shoulder from behind with his sword (his actual foam sword for those of you with dirty minds) and would pretend to be minding his own business when I turned around.

I’ve never been one to garner a lot of attention from men, so I naturally was very awkward around this guy. I thought he was just trying to be friendly, but in the car on the way home, Matt informed me that that guy was hitting on me. I was MORTIFIED! It was bad enough that I’m totally oblivious to the fact that I couldn’t tell when a guy was hitting on me, but the fact that my boyfriend had to tell me was the cherry on top. If I would’ve known that he was trying to flirt I would’ve naturally told the guy to back off because I’m taken!
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1 comment // Coupled,........And Getting Hit On

  • remanns
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      remanns  
    • ---just let him know it is OK with YOU for HIM to intervene,...when you notice the "hit [on]" taking place,............'signal',.......he will deal,...really. He doesn't want trouble with YOU for "protecting you honor",...peremptorily. He wants you to be respected,....AND he wants to respect your boundaries. And,...really,...he doesn't want to be pissed on in the process. Free him up to swing his balls a little.

      no prob,...glad 2 help

    • 2 years ago
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