Man Dies After 'Friends' Insert Eel in His Rectum

Are you serious?Those aren't friends.They're not ex friends either.They never were friends.Complete bullshit if you ask me >_>
After reading this I learned that crack isn't good for you xD

That has to be one of the most awful things one person could do to another!

Wow....Speechless

Gerbils are much safer?!?

Lmao. That's fucked up. ...ugh thats not funny. A MAN IS DEAD! >_>

friends dont let there friends, friends shove eels up there asses.

omg, wtf? seriously people should of googled something before they did that.

you all better join my group or else im shovin a hungry eel up yer asses!!!!

I guess they didn't have any gerbils. So they used what was handy it just happen to be an eel a hungry one at that. Let this be a lesson to all the kids out there Gerbils are Ok to stick in your friends butt But eels are not. K?

I'd say they are facing charges...how about murder?

Maybe they were Goa'uld and were so drunk they thought they were implanting a symbiote. Oooops. Just goes to show you shouldn't drink and play with parasitic aliens. Lesson learned Chicago.

Okay, this was not a prank... This is a crime. It is really not funny, but the "colonoscopy" tag is giggleable.

My dick kind of looks like an eel.

THATS TERRIBLE. WITH FRIENDS LIKE THAT WHO NEEDS ENEMIES.

God, these people are morons.

thats just so wrong

Oh, I understand now what type of stories interest the poster.

What a horrible way to go. That's a horror movie right there.

That...
is...
terrifying...

... as if the eel was a "wanting participant" in this so-called prank. Honestly I think there is more to the story and the guy was embarrassed.

There are "said" devices that are not alive like eels and hamsters that you can shove up your rectum....

Will somebody please stick an eel up Rush Limbaughs ass!!!

this is the most disgusting story ever.

ewww

His friends should have the same thing done to them but with a bigger eel.

"The years passed, mankind became stupider at a frightening rate. Some had high hopes the genetic engineering would correct this trend in evolution, but sadly the greatest minds and resources where focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections."

I feel bad for the eel :(

The poor eel!
how the hell did they get it up there without him waking?? maybe he was quite loose down there!

Sorry kids, the eels off the menu. The poor bastard ate some bad chinese shit and died.

i thought college white guys were bad they draw a penis on your face, but i never herd of any guy going near another guys balloon knot with aquatic lifeforms. i mean not funny but so funny.

The ole Eel in the rectum bit eh. I bet him and Steve Irwin will have a lot to talk about.

Looks like Spikes TV show "1000 ways to die" is going to have some new material.

What great friends this man had.. I hope mine aren't like that, it seems like a horrible way yo die.

Ok twofifty here we come

Rectum hell that killed him AHA HA HA Thats as old as I am but still funny

I always thought being skinned alive would be the worst way to die. Now I'm not so sure, this is some creepy ass brain bug wrath of Kahn shit. Poor guy :(

wtf

wtf kind of sick fucks are his friends

Are you certain these guys were his "friends" ?

and the award for the most fucked piece of news goes to the eel enema of death. holy fucking shit.

What siick prank and poor dude

Hey,....cut his buds some slack,...( can just see it ),..."Dudes, I had it right here,....it just sort a slipped out,....you gotta help me look.........."

puttin stuff in your food, puttin food in your stuff, not cool at all!

The only thing funny about this is how old friends become new enemies..

I wouldn't call them friends. What would compel them to do such horror!

I'm not well.

sounds like his friends are assholes. (csi miama guy putting on sunglasses, YEAAAAAAAHHhh)

oh sweet mother of baby Moses...
What will their punishment be?

wtf?!?!?!?

only the best of friends stick an eel up your ass and let you slowly die for 10 days

duuuuuuuuuude

...I'm more disturbed at my reaction to it...the ultime revenge for his "chop Pooey"..."san Choy bowell"...but, poor bastard...

i LOL'd....very funny

enemies, not friends...what an awful way to die.

This sounds like a jackass stunt that went very, very wrong!

...what?

His "friends" are total bastards for all I care.

Wonder who came up with the idea for this.

ahah! I love how the eels on ice.

so anyone want to take a shot and guess what happened to that tenacious eel?

well..in the liberal world its called "entertainment".