How to Take a Girl’s Virginity — her Star Wars Virginity (The Special Edition)
source: http://blogs.creativeloafing.com/dailyloaf/2009/08/06/how-to-take-a-girls-virginity-her-star...
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Updated just in time for Rabid Nick's Star Wars Summer for Creative Loafing:
“Hey, you wanna hold my light saber?” If you’re a nerd it’s your quintessential pick-up line when you go wherever you might go to meet ladies. Perhaps a somewhat shady Cantina? It’s simple, geek-topical and unlikely to get your arm cut off of you if you repel the damsel in question. But what’s a guy to do if the woman’s he’s trying to Jedi mind-trick into land speeder has never seen the epic Star Wars trilogy? May virginity be with you.
http://blogs.creativeloafing.com/dailyloaf/2009/08/06/how-to-take-a-girls-virgin...
“Hey, you wanna hold my light saber?” If you’re a nerd it’s your quintessential pick-up line when you go wherever you might go to meet ladies. Perhaps a somewhat shady Cantina? It’s simple, geek-topical and unlikely to get your arm cut off of you if you repel the damsel in question. But what’s a guy to do if the woman’s he’s trying to Jedi mind-trick into land speeder has never seen the epic Star Wars trilogy? May virginity be with you.
http://blogs.creativeloafing.com/dailyloaf/2009/08/06/how-to-take-a-girls-virgin...
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remanns
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THAT is a cute princess.
- 2 years ago
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remanns
