Jesus Face in Oil Spill Video feed
source: http://blackoutpete.blogspot.com/2010/05/holy-oil.html
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controlusplease
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Its funny how we seen Satan's face in smoke from huge buildings falling down,
However, when its oil its Jesus' face.
wtf is wrong with people, they always wanna see faces in something, personally, i think it looks like johnny ringo, but thats just me - 1 year ago
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controlusplease
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Colin_McCabe
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give me a break, were you around 2,000 years ago to tell me what he looks like? I don't think so. And way to outline the photo so that anything looks like "him", this is not news.
Oh thank the lord its in the comedy section whew
back to my potato chips...........................wait a minute, I'm holding jesus in my hand
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Colin_McCabe
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feefer2010
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Well it was only a matter of time before someone, somewhere saw the face of a biblical figure in the oil spill.
*rolls eyes
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feefer2010
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jubal
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I fully support a good joke but this story still isn't news. But on the other hand stories like these sometimes can get a dialogue going that can be quite lively and interesting.
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jubal
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petermmarino
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jubal:
agreed. peace, my friend.
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petermmarino
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imanididit
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I wonder what Jesus is trying to tell us now. He doesn't just show up for no reason.
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imanididit
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TaGgInUrBlOcKuP [removed]
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Props to jesus for rocking mutton chops and a stache
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TaGgInUrBlOcKuP [removed]
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CalgarC
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oh no... jebus... hes everywhere
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CalgarC
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zeropiate
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I didn't know Jesus had a handlebar mustache. Now all he needs is a ski cap and a wife beater and he's all set to deal meth. Everyone on the Gulf is going to need it anyway.
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zeropiate
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EdJoyProductions
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That face looks caucasian. Jesus was definitely not caucasian. That face looks like the guy that sells weed near my local high school.
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EdJoyProductions
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Armageddon_Now
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EdJoyProductions:
Get high on Christ!
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Armageddon_Now
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CalgarC
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EdJoyProductions:
rofl... jebus was a stoner :D
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CalgarC
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EmperorThan
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"Kids see the darndest things!"
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EmperorThan
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jhon213236
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Maybe its jesus saying our gov is evil. Or a religous idiot (my opinion) got to holy one day and used photoshop or something
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jhon213236
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bailey78
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Looks like the Zig-Zag man to me.
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bailey78
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Elisalouise
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Elisalouise
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Manatee_man
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Maybe it's a sign telling us to go with renewable Energy instead of Fossil Fuels
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Manatee_man
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device80
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looks like tha guy from super-size me, and I would imagine thats a pretty accurate depiction of what it looks like after a month of big macs.... trust me, non-stop, lol
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device80
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bailey78
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onemalefla:
It could be mohamed.
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bailey78
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cheshiresleeves
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Republican Jesus
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cheshiresleeves
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Ragan
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This is not image it is a reworked picture, but there will be those who believe it.
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Ragan
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Ragan
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Tell me this. SInce there are no known pictures from this time period for a Jesus, just how in the hell can so many perople see jesus in everything from the toilet to the man in the moon????????
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Ragan
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Cubejam
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Ragan:
It's a joke, you stupid fool.
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Cubejam
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DEM46
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Come on, you have to laugh at some things otherwise you'll just sit home and cry all day at the tragedy.
I'm thoroughly disgusted and depressed about this situation.
Thanks for the hilarious comments below. I had to smile and it's been about a month since I've done that.
Lighten up a bit.
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DEM46
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zakkred
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of course.another one.if jesus were here,hed pimp slap you all. go to a downtown city,go to the bad side and find a random,smelly hobo.chances are heel have a facial hairdo like that.and if hes stoned enuff,heel have the same facial expression
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zakkred
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freecrack
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does that mean jesus went to hell being as he is coming from below? is this his return? can you sell a damaged oil rig on ebay?
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freecrack
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putdownmypants
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Oh Jesus, you've done it again
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putdownmypants
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karmapoliceman89
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it's not even well photoshopped. And how is it reassuring to see christ in an oil spill? Good to know he's with us doing very little to prevent a travesty? I'm sure this is a joke but why the hell is it in the top 5 ranked stories today?
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karmapoliceman89
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petermmarino
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karmapoliceman89:
good question!
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petermmarino
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bailey78
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karmapoliceman89:
Because YOU clicked on it as did i
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bailey78
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CalgarC
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bailey78:
lol i second that :D
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CalgarC
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bailey78
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CalgarC:
I am really starting to think that people just don't know how things work around here. Thats a sad fact.
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bailey78
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karmapoliceman89
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bailey78:
point taken.
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Darevalo
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lol stupid.
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Darevalo
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ignignokt
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I am embarrassed for Current.
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ignignokt
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petermmarino
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ignignokt:
this is a public page offered by Current. They cant control everything, can they?
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petermmarino
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EmperorThan
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha genius.
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EmperorThan
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wally60
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some people will believe anything.i hope they are right but i dont
believe there is a god.and if there is look around the world he would have
a twisted sense of humor. - 1 year ago
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freecrack
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wally60:
mark twain said
if thier is a god he is a malevolent thug - 1 year ago
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freecrack
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jubal
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wally60:
Sounds like the lyrics to a Depech Mode song
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jubal
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bailey78
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freecrack:
if there is a god she is a pissed off cold hearted BITCH!
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bailey78
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Deadpool_ [removed]
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Deadpool_:
Oh you are so going to burn for that one.
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Deadpool_:
thats just so wrong.
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bailey78
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Deadpool_ [removed]
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bailey78
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Deadpool_:
Hey stay out of my space.
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Deadpool_ [removed]
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bailey78
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Deadpool_:
Ahh man don't blind me. just go B(O)(O)bies and get your own boobie room
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bailey78
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Deadpool_ [removed]
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bailey78
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Deadpool_:
came with the House. Did I not tell you I like in a Psych Ward.
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bailey78
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Deadpool_:
well you are either in heven or hell as i
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bailey78
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petermmarino
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Einsam_Data_Old:
thank you for your opinion and for shooting people down
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bailey78
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Einsam_Data_Old:
If you think it's stupid why even click on it? Just vote it down and go on about your day. Makes for a more peaceful day.
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bailey78
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jubal
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More crap from the news group....where are the moderators?
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jubal
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Einsam_Data_Old [removed]
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petermmarino
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Einsam_Data_Old:
because you rely on Current for your "news"? I see.
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petermmarino
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Einsam_Data_Old:
I'd rather not. Up with people!
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petermmarino
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freecrack
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Einsam_Data_Old:
every post or reply to a post is a vote up fyi
and its democracy in action, it doesnt make it right, but if 90 percent of us are retards, to the retards go the spoils.
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freecrack
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freecrack
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Einsam_Data_Old:
almost a lil dirty there
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freecrack
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bailey78
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jubal:
They have Moderators here?
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bailey78
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jubal
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petermmarino:
This is not news. It shouldn't even be in this group.
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jubal
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freecrack
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TomTucker:
you forgot the posted reward of silver
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freecrack
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HsIV
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freecrack:
lol
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HsIV
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TomTucker
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Jesus is everywhere
http://www.freakingnews.com/JESUS-TATTOO-Pictures-9575.asp - 1 year ago
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TomTucker
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Naumadd
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Actually, it's a picture of me. I was having a bad day.
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Naumadd
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Dejan_Croatia
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wow thats fucken embarrassing everybody vote this video down!!!!!!!!!
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Dejan_Croatia
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petermmarino
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Dejan_Croatia:
it's a video? Oh, I thought it was a photo.
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petermmarino
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Kurta
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Oh, that's weak. You disappoint me, internets. Although, if Jesus were real, this would be a great time in history to hand out some beat-downs and set some people straight. Then again, we'd all have to be Christians then...Then again, maybe he could let some of the fanatics know what they were really supposed to learn from the bible.
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Kurta
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freecrack
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Kurta:
jews are safe cuz despite speaking against the jews at the time he still held fast to jewish rituals and tradition. last super was a passover cedar, im allgood for his return.
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freecrack
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llamamuffins
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This looks shopped. I can tell from the pixels and by having seen quite a few shops in my time.
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llamamuffins
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llamamuffins:
Was I voted down because of the meme reference? ;D
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llamamuffins
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ibrake4rappers13
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He kinda looks high.
"Woah dude, thats alot of oil! "
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ibrake4rappers13
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HaloedGriot
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Looks shopped.
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HaloedGriot
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petermmarino
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HaloedGriot:
ya think? I dunno.
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petermmarino
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bailey78
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HaloedGriot:
Ya think?
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HsIV
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HsIV
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HsIV:
It's Jesus in that oil. Not no-dang Bill Clinton.
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CarlosIsDown
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Almibry
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My IQ just fell 10 points.
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Almibry
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HsIV
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Almibry:
if ur above 70 your good!
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HsIV
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freecrack
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HsIV:
really thats your line 70?
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freecrack
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freecrack:
Yeah, below 70 wiping your ass becomes a real problem.
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Almibry
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freecrack
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Almibry:
below 80 gets you aquited of murder, im just sayin lets keep it triple digits
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freecrack
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freecrack:
iq of below 70 is mental retardation.
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HsIV
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freecrack
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HsIV:
a cut above retarded is just still sketchy to me but to each thier own
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freecrack
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UtopianSky
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That's not Jesus.
It's John Locke as the black smoke monster.
The Island is in the Gulf! - 1 year ago
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UtopianSky
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HsIV
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UtopianSky:
who dat? lol
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HsIV
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CarlosIsDown
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UtopianSky:
Ups for contemporary commentary!
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CarlosIsDown
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HsIV:
From the NBC (nbc right? I don't watch) show Lost. There's a smoke monster and that dude is a character. IOno, my sister watches it, all I watch is the rainbow channel going beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep! @ least I used to when it was still on. It was replaced by a channel that is called Univision with a bunch of English words I don't know yet.
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HsIV
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CarlosIsDown:
hahaha sad john locke was a philosopher that wrote the book "Leviathan" he coined the term "state of nature" as in anarchy.
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HsIV
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UtopianSky
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HsIV:
Most of the characters on LOST were named after philosophers, writers, literary and historic figures.
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UtopianSky:
wouldn't know, i never watched the show.
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lopinjop
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if this wasn't in the comedy section I would have seriously sprained my brain.
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lopinjop
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NothingIsAbsoluteTruth
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lol i am glad this is in the comedy section
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