Comedy | May 31, 2010 | 29 comments

Church Denies Crayon Evolution

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Today the pastor of the fundamentalist Christian Church of the Righteous, Eliza Smith, held a press conference challenging the widely held belief that crayon colors have evolved. “According to scripture God chose eight colors for man to use, no more, no less.” This flies in the face of crayon hardliners who point to the fact that there are now over 100 colors to choose from, hence proof of evolution. When asked to comment further pastor Smith admitted that after creation god did add the color white after he realized he had created white people in his own image.
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