Yikes! Man from the future arrested at Large Hadron Collider

I just can't get past the HEADLINE! I'm laughing so hard... what fun!

...ahhhhhhhhhh...I love The Eloi from The Time Machine (movie)...

Wow the level of fake &/or old stories on Current is on the rise for sure!!! But this DOES make me wonder whatever happened to that guy that washed up on a beach somewhere & didn't have a name & didn't talk & was apparently a great artist & musician!!! Hmmm...

who knows this might be true.. they just hushed it up to be an april fools joke!

lol man current is breaking news stories every day... *rolls eyes*

This is sooo old.
It was on Current on April Fools.

i thought it said hardon collider

Well here’s the problem. The story is true, the government is just trying to call it an April fools joke as a cover, just like The Roswell UFO Incident. The guy, or agent, was told to say he was from the future in order to be considered crazy, and be treated better then in a criminal system until he could be retrieved. As it has been pointed out, if he said he was from the future, that was destroyed, then how could he come back in time? Crazy right? Wink, wink! So off to the loony bin, where instead of meeting a big fat guy in jail who thinks he‘s cute, the agent will just get some good drugs man! No, it is impossible to effect the past time line. But, he was from an alternate universe. Controlled experiments in his universe told his people to worn us before we destroyed ourselves. Why do they care? Because our chicks are cute, there’s all look like Mr. T with tits!(SEE: Alien abductions). Doing time line effect calculations, the agent would only have to make the Mountain Dew machine malfunction, denying a researcher his caffeine fix, and consequent mathematical epiphany, causing a two year delay in full power start up of the Hadron Supercollider. Plenty of time to do future calculations on how to delay the start up again. Since he failed we should be afraid, very afraid! What do you think 2012 means man! At full power the Hadron will work fine until 2012 when the statistical chances of a disaster creating a non dissolving black hole will have been expanded to 100%, then we are destroyed. I know all this because of the messages that are sent directly to my head from other universes. What, do you really think I got this smart on my own, no way! It’s the voices in my head man!!!

isnt this really old

imagine that

it's fake....read it

Another one?

This was hilarious, but widely thought to be an April Fools joke. Funny, though.

Oh really? Well if so, I'm the prime minister of England.

any one else notice that we have had a lot of weird shit happen here lately? like Earth quakes and volcanoes and big ass holes pop up for no known reason. is it just me or did all this start just about the same time they started testing that critter?

Not again.

"claimed that he was from the future and travelled back in time to prevent LHC which he claims will destroy the world."

If the world is destroyed, then who's future is he reporting from?

haha funny cant believe i missed this!