God Hates Nerds
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- pjacobs51
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Are you kidding?! If these people would spend even some of the energy that they spend on these comic books, reading the Bible, well no high hopes here. They have turned comic book characters into idols, and worship them they do!
Isaiah 2:8 Their land also is full of idols; they worship the work of their own hands, that which their own fingers have made: 9 And the mean man boweth down, and the great man humbleth himself: therefore forgive them not.
It is time to put away the silly vanities and turn to God like you mean it. The destruction of this nation is imminent - so start calling on Batman and Superman now, see if they can pull you from the mess that you have created with all your silly idolatry.
Members of the church intend on staging a 45-minute protest during one of the least busy days of the convention in order to get everyone back on the right track.
http://gizmodo.com/5588219/god-hates-nerds
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angelaguayo
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They have way to much time on their hands.
- 1 year ago
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angelaguayo
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Ragan
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If God is invisible, without body mass, unknowable, and does not interfere with humans, then how in the hell can these nitwits dertermine if God hates nerds. I suggfest that anyone who talks to God or who believes in the bible is looey toon and should be locked up in a nut house with every exit barred to prevent interference from other nitwits.
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Ragan
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Ragan
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Idiots, stupid, stupid, stupid morons and mental deficients Millions and millions of them.
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Ragan
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macfan
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God also hates shrimp
http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/ - 1 year ago
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macfan
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ladyofwillows
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macfan:
this is the most amazing thing ever.
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ladyofwillows
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freecrack
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not since the internet ha hasnt.
i wonder if that was the meek shall inherit the earth deal and we kind of missed it.
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freecrack
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littlwarrior
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Well i guess god hates everyone but members of the westboro baptist chruch, so well, guess we are all screwed anyways and may as well enjoty ourselves.
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littlwarrior
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tokidoki143
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God love's me and I am going to Comicon. =)
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tokidoki143
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EmperorThan
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God's probably just never poured a whole box of them in his hand all at once and tried to eat them. So... FUCK YOU GOD!!! what with your non-existent hands and your inability to move a rock and shit
went there.
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EmperorThan
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EmperorThan
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EmperorThan:
Even Snoop likes em Goddawg
http://candyaddict.com/blog/candy_pictures/snoop_dogg_and_sour_nerds.jpg
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EmperorThan
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ReverandG
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This should be in the Comedy section.
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ReverandG
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mitekillem
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Romans 9:13 - in summary says that jacob was loved, while his brother Esau was hated (by God).
Backstory:
Esau was the eldest son of Isaac and Rebekah, and Jacob's older twin brother. As firstborn Esau had a birthright to a double share of inheritance, but he sold this birthright to Jacob for a bowl of stew. Esau was a skillful hunter and Isaac's favorite son. When Isaac was near death he asked Esau to bring him a meal of wild game and then Isaac would bless him. While Esau hunted, Jacob disguised himself as Esau, brought food, and received a blessing. Esau was angry and Jacob departed to live with his uncle Laban. When Jacob returned, many years later, the two brothers were reconciled.Conclusion: Poster Boy's reference makes no sense. What your saying is that God favors not those with natural talents, but those who are sly and tricky.
I wish they'd come to Dragon Con in Atlanta. I'd spawn a flash mob, and make them look so ridiculous they'd have to tuck-tail and go home.
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mitekillem
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Armageddon_Now
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It's true. God hates nerds. Why do you think it's so hard to get women? We aren't meant to pro-create.
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Armageddon_Now
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Armageddon_Now
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freecrack:
Did you claim to be a gay viking?
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Armageddon_Now
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freecrack
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Armageddon_Now:
no but that would be awesome.to be able to pillage and kick ass, all with style
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freecrack
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jaystyx
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The Westboro Baptist Church better not get on nerds bad side.
Who are they going to copy off of when Jesus isn’t the answer to every question?
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jaystyx
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Darevalo
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call on god and see if he saves you... its the same as calling on superman... stupid westburro church. their just mad cause they cant marry out of the family... too much crazy.
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Darevalo
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figcicatrize
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That picture looks like it was taken in the 80's.
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figcicatrize
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onemalefla [removed]
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onemalefla [removed]
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pjacobs51
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onemalefla:
In reference to false idols . . .
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pjacobs51
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freecrack
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pjacobs51:
yeah but people arnt actualy worshiping at all.unlike these loons the comic kids know fantasy from reality.just like god hates fags fuckers are passionate about jesus the same way these kids are spider man or whomever, but the comic kids no its not real.they both wish it were real, but its the comic kids who understand no matter what they do they wont be bitten by a radio active spider any time soon.
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freecrack
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ashleymfrancis
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while Batman is keeping the city of Gotham safe, God is taking care of the oil spill....wait what?
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ashleymfrancis
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freecrack
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ashleymfrancis:
the watchmen
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freecrack
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CiiMONSTR
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remanns
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CiiMONSTR:
Now you're just being a bully ! ( +^d )
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remanns
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Mudboy16
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That dood holdin the sign looks pretty nerdy.
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Mudboy16
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Incredulous
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Mudboy16:
seriously...is that a players jacket he's wearing?
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Incredulous
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KSirys
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lol... let me guess... God told them this?? LOL.... and how did he do it? like this? by a machine "nerds" built?
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KSirys
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smartbunny
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Meh, I think we are all over Westboro at this point. It's the same old schtick. I'm hoping we'll eventually find out that it's been one big performance art piece all these years.
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smartbunny
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CalgarC
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http://i371.photobucket.com/albums/oo153/EliasWindrider/misc/facepalm1.jpg
push all power to frontal shields, prepare the blasters the christains are attacking rofl
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CalgarC
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KSirys
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CalgarC:
voted up!
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KSirys
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bailey78
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KSirys:
I second that^+1
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bailey78
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Incredulous
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CalgarC:
I consider myself a Christian...but that is damn funny!
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Incredulous
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flyingkick
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CalgarC:
haha, perfect.
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flyingkick
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CalgarC
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http://www3.allaroundphilly.com/blogs/trentonian/weird/uploaded_images/Revenge-o...
1. Nerd
One whose IQ exceeds his weight.
"urban dictionary"rofl i am not even taking this one seriously
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CalgarC
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Incredulous
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CalgarC:
well, you are doing a great job keeping us entertained...because some people obviously are taking this serious. Scarier than nerd fashion sense.
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Incredulous
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CalgarC
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Incredulous:
yeah :D i have more jokes too
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CalgarC
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Anthony_Gordon
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The word "God" is simply a 'word' used to define that which is responsible for the creation of all things, we can't understand or phantom 'IT' because of the fininte situation we find ourselves in. We can only believe that it is there but will never really know. In fact this idea of God in all liklyhood had nothing to do with this creation because people are saturated with reptilian DNA which then makes our creators something more along the lines of "alien renendage bad boys" who were in dire need of negative engery and vibrations as a food source and we are the suckers. "Don't feed the bears"!
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Anthony_Gordon
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indianagiordani
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i believe in God...and I am a nerd or at least nerdy and i dont feel any less loved for it...but then again it depends on your connotation of the word "idolize" like if you consider "idolizing" having your complete interest and hobby in something then i can see why you would suggest "God hates Nerds" but there's a difference in having figurines and posters to decorate and commenmorate points of interest and having shrines and actually kneeling and saying prayers and hail mary's and actually expecting soem type of response, such as a miracle or blessing to happen...God does not hate loves...God does not hate at all, but God disown's sinners. Remember the 10 commandments???
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indianagiordani
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Blkwdw
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indianagiordani:
Gods disowns sinners so that means all humans then.
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Blkwdw
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ReverandG
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Blkwdw:
That's why Christ gave his life so that we might live.
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ReverandG
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Blkwdw
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ReverandG:
Thats what you believe the truth is a whole different matter, but to each his own.
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Blkwdw
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royulery
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god hates nerds but he loved king david, a murderous, adulterous liar.
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royulery
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bailey78
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royulery:
you get a extra cup of oats in your feed bag this evening
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bailey78
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idealist
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O man there not gonna like the reaction from the nerds when they go to that comic con.. that is unless there just totally ignored. i hope someone dressed as jesus just runs up and starts cussing them out!
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idealist
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timetide
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Thats okay, lloth's got our back :P
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timetide
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jubal
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GOD HATES WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH.
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jubal
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KSirys
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jubal:
voted up!
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KSirys
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Incredulous
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jubal:
oooooh...you can hear the sizzle on that one jubal ; - )
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Incredulous
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flyingkick
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Holy shit. I went to a Pirate Festival in Vallejo and there were some Christians protesting there too, lol.
This is just hilarious.
Nothing brings people together like fear and hate. - 1 year ago
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flyingkick
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indianagiordani
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flyingkick:
for some reason it seems fear and hate is the only thing that brings people together =(
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indianagiordani
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timetide
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flyingkick:
The pirate festivale is a trip. Did you see the really over weight guy (i don't judge on body size but he was big enough that he might need a wheelchair in a few years to move around) handing out fliers about why we're going to hell for attending the pirate festivale?
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timetide
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Anthony_Gordon
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flyingkick:
Lots of truth in your words flyingkick. In many ways hate is more long-lasting them love!
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Anthony_Gordon
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CalgarC
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flyingkick:
pirates come from the pastafarian religion and we all know anyone who does not worship jesus is gonna burn in hell rofl...
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CalgarC
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KSirys
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flyingkick:
voted up!
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KSirys
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bailey78
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flyingkick:
Did you see it? Was it there?
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bailey78
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flyingkick
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timetide:
lol, no, i missed that.
But I did see a bunch of pirates yelling at the protesters.
It was awesome because they were still in character, lol.
"off with ye, landlubbers!" - 1 year ago
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flyingkick
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SageRockandRoll
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if there is a something, for argument sake lets use the word "god" as baptists do I'm pretty sure that it would never "hate" anyone.
maybe if the was these churches and people presented "god" as a little more interesting and engaging, then people wouldn't look else where. (in reference to they're argument)
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SageRockandRoll
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idealist
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SageRockandRoll:
loves all his children and hates everyone different.. umm yea about that lol
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idealist
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Numbz
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These folks need lives.
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Numbz
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Kristena
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Thanks for the story,its interesting.
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Kristena
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likeamazing
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news?
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likeamazing
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pandaman2105
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hates nerds? that's not even anything people should care about. I'd be happy to know if they think that "God" hates "serial killers, BP, poachers, men who abuse women, child abusers, Heidi Montag, or alcoholics." have they made these priorities for their protests? i don't think so.
they're just the definition of ignorance and closed-mindedness attempting to mind-fuck every citizen into changing their world view to fit theirs, but it doesn't work!
whoever or whatever they may hate is essentially meaningless because they're weak and too stupid to do anything but shout their worthless words. the elimination of this group would certainly be good for the world. now...i'm not proposing any kind of mass violent action against them, but compared to all of the other groups they believe should not exist, how can anyone say that their existence is acceptable? i find it completely unacceptable to just pass off some of their beliefs as "freedoms" just because they're American.
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pandaman2105
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ikkibu_emuqa
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the human race is ignorant not stupid
sadly nobody cares about the bible anymore
and nobody cares or even sees the signs of the apocalypse nowadays
the human race is screwed unless we all let go of our worldly possessions
or else the shining light that destroys all sins (aka a nuke) will end evrything!!!!!!!!!!!!! muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaya
im high
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ikkibu_emuqa
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Stoneyroad
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those God hates fags people have really jumped the shark.
i'm waiting for the "God Hates God" signs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZEdDMQZaCU&feature=related - 1 year ago
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Stoneyroad
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BenTylerBurkhardt
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God also hates Catholics too.
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BenTylerBurkhardt
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TopScruffy
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Then it's a good thing nerds know there is no god.
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TopScruffy
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ibrake4rappers13
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If God hated nerds why would he of made world of warcraft?
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ibrake4rappers13
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remanns
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ibrake4rappers13:
There is simply no arguing with that. Case closed. +^d
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remanns
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SageRockandRoll
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ibrake4rappers13:
ha! yep. no coming back from that point.
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SageRockandRoll
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jswiz
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Good thing I'm a geek. Westboro can suck it
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jswiz
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emarston
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these jokers were protesting a high school a few blocks from my place and the students organized a great counter demonstration with the students, teachers and people of the neighborhood. it was cool to see there hate overshadowed by messages of love.
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emarston
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remanns
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"Cult v.s. Cult",...........cult. Well placed in "current cult".
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remanns
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pjacobs51
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remanns:
"Cultman" approved!
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pjacobs51
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Kaveh_Kompani
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This is just stupid
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Kaveh_Kompani
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remanns
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Well isn't that just precious! Someone give those precocious little christians a cookie,.......( they aren't allowed to cosplay )
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remanns
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randallr01
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ROFL! The "nerds" will make such mockeries of these people. They don't know what they're getting themselves into...
*gets out the popcorn*
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randallr01:
They are sending this little guy out to handle Westboro.
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pjacobs51
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remanns
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pjacobs51:
Heh ! +^d
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remanns
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randallr01:
i already have y jokes lined up...
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CalgarC
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bailey78
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My dog loves me thats all that matters to me. Well that and my wife She calls me bad names but She still loves me.
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bailey78
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Incredulous
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bailey78:
LMAO bailey...we luv you 2
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Incredulous
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bailey78
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Incredulous:
I love being loved just don't try to make LOVE to me. K?
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bailey78
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andreii
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Too much religion today...
but this is just ridiculous ahahah
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andreii
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UtopianSky
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In the voice of comic store guy from the Simpsons:
We, sir, are GEEKS, not NERDS. If you want nerds, go to ComDex or DEF CON.
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UtopianSky
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bailey78
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UtopianSky:
That's a great imitation
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bailey78
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CalgarC
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UtopianSky:
lol priceless :D
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CalgarC
