Is God a Republican?

Just like Fox news!

Ah come on man put a little effort into it..

RACIST? Aha haha ha ha ha ha aha

Amen!!! wait but Jesus is white with blue eyes and pearl skin,,,Sorry! wrong God or something -_-

No such thing as the wrong god.

Yes that is a little odd considering I can't think of any atheist democrats in congress or the presidency yet they are always knocking christians.

People are less likely to vote for atheists than any other "religious" type of affiliation:

http://atheism.about.com/od/atheistbigotryprejudice/a/AtheistSurveys.htm

Galveston ? Nah,....BLACK is beautiful and everything,......but I am staying away from the gulf for a while,....not a healthy relationship.

Naa man I live further south by port aransas . the wife and i are going to walk the dogs when she gets home from work.

nah,..........distracted. ( or an "absentee" parent ) or dislexic. or rude.

hmmmmm..........I think I would go with "IRONIC". Kurt Vonnegut is GOD.

Well I know you would never lie to me so it must be true Kurt Vonnegut is God Then. So be it.

hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! Total WIN +^d

Definitely a yin yang yikes!

damn you always seem to be right. ^+1

I know it's a big role, but can I be John the Baptist? As you can see by my avatar my head doesn't have a body anyway....

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Sounds like a good "salt-o-the earth" soil scientist sort of thing; SOLD ! BIG JOHN it IS !

Hey, this is great. Okay. Listen everybody. EthicalVegan is coming!

Nice image. You could use this for your new icon.
(Not that there's anything less than perfect about your current icon, of course, but you know humans are often into change and new colors, just for the fun of it.)

Well,........try not digitally to tear anyone apart and devour them in the midst of some form of exstatic revelry! ( Other than that..... ) +^d !

You have BIG Breast ?

2 actually.

I like your image, except that the breasts just don't get the emphasis that they truly deserve. Moreover, she's not bearing multiple frosty beer steins like the St. Pauli Girl. Otherwise, I have to vote your goddess image up.

Thats what happens when I drive.

Not that I'm the most religious of people, but I'm pretty sure that God is one happy gal...passin' the brew, the hookah as well as lots of munchies around. Woohoo!!!!!

Hahahahah ! Remanns in the holy ghost . The keeper of wisdom ; )

I pronounce you John the Baptist!!! I can do it I am the virgin Mary-_-

Wow God has kinky hair and big breast.... Maybe she is a;;;;;;

Vote for the man who has worked with a hammer in the family business since he was a teen ! Whatever those damn giants may say about broken contracts is a LIE !
Asgard is a BIG TENT,......help build that RAINBOW bridge !

pffft God is Athena.

pffffffffft. Rationalist ! ( Hell,............you might even be a communist !!! )
----------with overtones of a femanazzzzzzzzi POLICE STATE ! " To protect and to serve,..... n arts n crafts n stuff " sheesh.

Every man for himself! ( thats what I always say ) Break things/slam dance !

Cute, but you need to brush up on your mythology. Athena is the Goddess of wisdom, the PRACTICAL arts (meaning metal work, weaving, pottery, martial arts, hardly "arts n crafts"), and heroic endeavors. If she were a femanazi, she wouldn't have taken Ares out with a boulder to the skull, but would have insisted on using her words, and she never would have touched Aphrodite instead she knocked her out by slapping her across the tits. The day I see a feminist do that, I'll eat my panties. On top of that, she was the perfect daughter, and a virgin.... Doesn't sound like the feminist ideal to me.
And it's moshing jackass.

I was simply being humorous. I am well aware of Athena's portfolio and she is actually my favorite goddess,...primarily due to association with Athens. I have run a science-fictionalized Hellenic campaign for years and greek, as well as Norse mythology is a long standing hobby of mine. I dont know what brought the "jackass" comment of yours out, but you obviously are more passionate about somethig here than I am.

Bantering theology about seems a bit like shooting smack---harmless fun at first, but hey, someone gonna get hurt, you kids, you just watch out..

"Slam-dance"? *mocking laughter*

Once upon a time the "Mosh pit" had not been formally invented,....but folks were thrashing about to the Sex Pistols in a recognizable way in '81.

Really,....I just dont HAVE a theology. Its ALL mythology, plotstructure, and a bunch of kewl character concepts to me. ( This shit isnt Plato,.....uhm, more like MARVEL comics or Battlestar G.....to me. ) I do love the stuff though,...and am certainly not dissing the archetypal/collective unconscious elements from which it is derived.

p.s. I would say I think somewhat less highly of the "Monotheistic" myths that metastasize into existance in the damn deserts next door to the Greeks,......those heat-stroked fasters were some CRAZY wombats!

I wasn't even a gleam in my parents eye in '81. I thought "slam dance" was just a term the old people came up with to express contempt. haha you're oooolllld. *pokes*

I thought you should know that calling you a jackass wasn't a sign of me being passionate, (although I do love to mosh) it's just how I am. Think of it as a term of endearment, if it helps. Now if I start being nice, and call you dear, darling, love, or sir, that's typically a sign that I'm getting annoyed, unless I want to sleep with you, which you shouldn't have to worry about considering the fact that I have no idea where you are.

Oh,...well,....o.k. then !

MORE o.k. even ! ( Address is in the mail ! )

p.s. ---- unfortunately, it IS an old address,....nothing I can think of to do about that,....but hmmmmmmm,.....perhaps a bright red new expensive sportscar would help to compensate....silk shirts,....thats it ! silk shirts...

Ahh, well, I can't yousee... I married God so he would protect me from the zombies... *shuffles feet* It was nice talkin to ya tho.. *runs away*

I believe ! +^d

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Under God was added in the fiftys. The original pledge was to bring the southern army and politicians into the union again. Eisenhower was the one to add the term,"under god"
but then eisenhower was a general who really did not like to go thru any beurocracy to get things done that he wanted.

But it would be soooooooo difficult to say "One nation under the Flying Spaghetti Monster...."

No, it's not. Separation of church and state means that nothing that has to do with our nation's government should have anything to do with religious preference. By not acknowledging God, or any other religious figure, we are not admitting that they do not exist or that people are silly for believing in them. We are simply not having people conform to a belief structure that they do not conform to.

I could go with that. She constantly models inclusion, diversity, and patience.
But how do you account for her amazingly wicked sense of humor?
Well, she's an older Green at that.
I suppose you do, after a few million eons, develop a dark strain of humor listening to all the clowns in the group prattle on and on.

Good insights. As for Her sense of humor, well, I am reminded how Salieri claimed to have killed Mozart fictitiously. Maybe She only claimed to wiped out Sodom and Gomorrah in an effort to make her book more popular?

The Green Lady .

lol

With that long hippy hair and a message of peace, love, and forgiveness... Jesus just had to be a fag in their mind.

God is not a zombie, but rumor has it his son is.

God, I love that!
Bless you, my child.

In some MARVEL comics featuers,....where all the super heroes have been zombied,....and THOR is still around,.....GOD is a zombie. A kick ass zombie ! Kewl.

Marvel Zombies is awesome!!!

GAAHH!!! So he supports zombies?!? *falls out of chair* *crawls into closet*

That man was a genius...

I think the man had no fears.

I wonder what would happen if I asked to be sworn in on The Lord of the Rings...

Voted up. Just a buncha stupid shit someone just made up.

I would insist that you can only be sworn in on the Lord of the Rings.

and you shall be touched by his noodly appendage

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It does?