Comedy | July 20, 2010 | 17 comments

Woman Beds 1000 People!

source: http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/881539/Sex-and-the-City-fan-beds-1000-men.html

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JUST like the characters in her favorite TV show, posh Christina Saunders knows good sex. And so she should, after seducing 1,000 MEN.
The university-educated brunette longed to be as confident in bed as Sex And The City maneater Samantha.
So she set herself a 10-year challenge - to get a thousand notches on her bedpost.
She said: "Sam went from one man to the next and was proud of it. I wanted to be confident like her. I got hooked on the buzz of one-night-stands."
She slept with at least one stranger a week, travelled the world hunting for men to bed, and took part in threesomes
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17 comments // Woman Beds 1000 People!

  • remanns
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      remanns  

    • as long as the " hit total " as it were,... has an ' l. e. d. implant ' badge on her ass before I enter,....then I am kewl with that. This is one of THE MAJOR "transparency" bottleneck issues between the sexes. I want the FULL product history. Then let me judge if I want to put " my money down". Why would you want to know LESS about a woman than a used car ? If there is no stigma to "PROMISCUITY",.... then walk the walk you talk the cock ! Own UP to what U done ! Grrow some! ( just sayin )

    • 1 year ago
  • MoonLoon
  • onemalefla
  • remanns
  • eden49
  • ezrierin
  • eden49
  • EdJoyProductions
  • dave_369
  • div
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      div  

    • Would this really make a person confident? All the experience in the world won't help if the one person you really, truly want to impress/ or connect with/ or really desire, isn't all that satisfied.

    • 1 year ago
  • versasrev
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      versasrev  

    • Well good for her... I guess?

      I am certainly not interested in either having that many partners or having a partner that has slept with that many people.

    • 1 year ago
  • ezrierin
  • remanns
  • EdJoyProductions
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      EdJoyProductions  

    • I don't know how wise an idea this was. Without even taking disease into consideration, the probability of violence and/or murder rise exponentially when having so many unscreened sex partners. There are bat shit insane people out there and sleeping with the wrong one could make your life very unpleasant or just end it.

      I want to root for this chick, but I just can't.

    • 1 year ago
  • ezrierin
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      ezrierin  
    • EdJoyProductions:

      Protection is first. You put on the condom. Idiots try to put them on backward and then flip it and still use it. It is contaminated!
      A guy pulls out a condom and I pull out mine, usually from under my bracelet. Then I put it on.
      You have to control the environment. You choose a place where there is a certain level of respectability. Their patrons want to play more then once, so they behave themselves. Then you read the prey. I have an advantage. I can naturally read the emotions of others. I can usually tell when you lie.
      So it goes place, person, read, then make your choice. Even then, remain in control. You can use your voice and body language. This does not mean you cannot be demure. But if he crosses the line, even a little, he knows the fantasy will pause, if not end. Then you can have crazy fun. Giggles!

    • 1 year ago
  • BCDel89
  • ezrierin
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