Finger in Butt Crack Sparks Knife Fight
source: http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpp/news/weird/072310-Finger-in-Butt-Crack-Sparks-Knife-Fight
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DALLAS - A Dallas woman touched her friend's buttocks, sparking an assault and attempted stabbing, police said.
The alleged incident happened at an apartment in the 1700 block of Trade Winds Drive in the southern section of the city.
According to a police report, the unnamed suspect rubbed a finger along the victim's butt crack, prompting her to clench her buttocks. The victim claimed the clenching caused the bed she was sitting on to break, angering the suspect.
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http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpp/news/weird/072310-Finger-in-Butt-Crack-Sparks-Knife-...
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jubal
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All those people running around with their butt cracks showing or have their waist lines almost below their anus or their nut sack are really advertising that they want people to look at them, they shouldn't be surprised if somebody wants to reach out and touch them. Otherwise they should cover up and shut the fuck up, too.
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jubal
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teenelizabeth
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Uhh...probably the weirdest thing I've read all week.
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teenelizabeth
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Stoneyroad
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Note to self: always ask permission before sticking my finger in a girls crack.
I guess i've just been lucky so far. - 1 year ago
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Stoneyroad
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ScottyT
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I would just love to see someone like Bill O'Reilly spend an hour discussing this issue.
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ScottyT
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SamuraiDave
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kids, just say "no" to crack
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SamuraiDave
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Anthony_Gordon
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SamuraiDave:
I agree man! Never do a drug the same name as your ass!
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Anthony_Gordon
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Viciouspike
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My first thoughts was it was a guy with his pants below his waist, and someone trying to make a point touched him.
Pretty surprising. - 1 year ago
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Viciouspike
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tverdell
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tverdell
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EdJoyProductions
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tverdell:
It must have been a huge butt. :)
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EdJoyProductions
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Numbz
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... She clenched her butt and the bed broke?
Also, this reminds me of the time when I was in the 8th grade... and this 7th grader's butt was hanging out... so my friends dropped a pencil down there
Good times.
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Numbz
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toyotabedzrock
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Seems like Fox is obsessed with butts.
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toyotabedzrock
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Sparky2U
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Stop picking on the plumbers !
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Sparky2U
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Haley35
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Its like no one has heard of red,yellow,green light play jezz,crazy ass broads
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Haley35
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ThoughtNu
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Great headline but to see this at the top of the news...
it appears like someone flashing, 'alert'! then saying...MaryAnn may have fine pots but Gingers crack rulez!
I am certain there is data to support those opinions but certainly not news
kilroy wuz here
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ThoughtNu
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Evan_Prichard
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The slogan "crack kills" will have to be altered to "crack gets you stabbed", it's not as catchy
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Evan_Prichard
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Numbz
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Evan_Prichard:
I literally laughed out loud.
Thanks for that. - 1 year ago
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Numbz
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Idoknow19
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What are we, a grocery store checkout line magazine? Voted down.
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Idoknow19
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littlwarrior
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Idoknow19:
You know the glory of this site is that what appears is not determined by a bunch of prudes with all this pride and stuff, its you post, you vote, you like it stays, obviously alot of people saw this and giggled like me, so we up'd, cause i tell you this made my morning.
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littlwarrior
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Idoknow19
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littlwarrior:
And in that spirit, my vote was down. I voiced my opinion and took my action. Isn't that what the rest of you did? Isn't that the spirit you're talking about?
And in that way, wouldn't it have been easier to just leave me to my unpopular, dissenting opinion?
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Idoknow19
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littlwarrior
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littlwarrior:
well then I will leave you to it. you have to admit it made you laugh though.
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littlwarrior
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hunzedog
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big booty judy dont like gettin her oil checked?
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hunzedog
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littlwarrior
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Well this was my giggle fit for the day!
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littlwarrior
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hunzedog
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where has that finger been kyle
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hunzedog
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hunzedog
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NOBODY BETTER LAY A FINGER ON MY BUTT HAIR SPHINCTER !
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hunzedog
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Sparky2U
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onemalefla:
This gangsta needs a belt lol
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Sparky2U
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littlwarrior
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onemalefla:
well at first sight that made me want to retch, im just saying it was funny but well look at that ass, it could kill sombody.
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littlwarrior
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eden49
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...dammit Remms, you find all the goodens...
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eden49
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TimALoftis
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wow...what a world we live in
Funny
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TimALoftis
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Anthony_Gordon
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TimALoftis:
I see it more as a zoo! The question remains, who is it that tosses us peanuts?
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Anthony_Gordon
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derk
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This gets my vote for best headline of 2010.
I swear if we made Current.com T-Shirts, this would be on the front ... great Monday-morning post!!!
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derk
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remanns
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You just dont mess with the butt crack in TEXAS .
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remanns
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derk
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remanns:
HAHA! I just read the full story and almost fell out of my chair when I read this paragraph:
"A fight ensued in which the suspect repeatedly hit the victim before grabbing a butcher knife and threatening to kill her. According to the report, the suspect said, 'Are you ready to die?'"
Classic!
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derk
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remanns
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derk:
Yep. True social weirdness.
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remanns
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Sparky2U
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remanns:
Hey watch it I know people who resemble that crack !
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Sparky2U
