What To Do When The Police Are Behind You

In our ''...theft auto'' world, Floor It to Score It?

duh!

Love this. Whether following the law while driving or not, I spend 99% of my driving time scanning for cops.

slow down until they passing through or loose the tail or if you get caught tell them this "I want to go to church or pretending you are in a hurry to the hospital your father is in comma and want to say something for the last time!", or if you got the guts pull over awhile and shoot 'em up right in their wheel so they would stop and disable their car for chasing you for me here weapon is too expensive to buy so I better not trying something stupid out of nowhere because money would likely the best thing to bribe no-brain cops out here, if only gun is not prohibited here ...?! there will be no cops act like moron in front of me asking my license they don't want to regret to meet me

Hey is that a New Jersey cop in your rear view? Our license plates are yellow. But maybe that's another yellow license-plated state.... The other day I got pulled over for talkin on the phone (no weed in my car, crazies!) And the officer didn't even ask for my license. I just gave him my *this is unnecessary. . .* face. Maybe you've tried that before though.

Catcalls and "pig sounds" out the window are sometimes taken the wrong way.

Be ready to speak english first and foremost. Then dont go past 5 over the speed limit, and let them pass on their merry way to the nearest donut shop!

well... i would say not being any other color except white would be the first thing you'd wanna do.
...but that would be implying that cops are racist...

Nah, fuck that shit. What you should do when the police are behind you is hang out your window and yell "FUCK YOU PIG!!!!!" Then pull a big fucking Uey real fast and ram 'em headon! ...oh you meant what you should do if you don't want to be arrested? Sorry, I misunderstood.

(Aka, there was nothing new at all on this site that people wouldn't have known before reading it. Real basic knowledge.)

good article. sucks but i automatically get so anxious when i see a cop in my rear view.

Hit the gas.

this list is completely wrong. I always keep a box of crispy creme doughnuts in the car so when the pigs get behind me i thrown them out the window as a distraction. if he doesnt take the bait, hollow-pointed hydroshock bullets will make him wish he did...

you have two choices, pull over the car or,
bounce on the devil put the pedal to the floor. - Jay-Z

Correction it isn't JJ, and maybe that was uncalled for, but still Barry Cooper has a whole series on dealing with cops and it's quality because he is a former cop.

duck and wear kevlar... make sure you hide your dog...

what is everyone talking about grammatical errors? just haters.. this is good shit right here

TOKE ON

wow, thanks for telling us some of the most common sense shit in the world. and, nice grammar!

While this may be a little off the subject, I always liked Hunter S. Thompson's advice in "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas;" but that has more to do with being pulled over by the cops.

Just remember, an open container of Budweiser can really ruin your trip.

take down your window, throw out your bag of weed and tell the hooker riding shotgun to duck...it works 40% of the time...if you do it once...

Personally I drive with my firemans helmut in the back window, been warned never ticketed. Smokin or not, ozium always works

What to do when a cop is behind you? Drive normally. Drive the speed limit and ignore the cop car. Most of all in importance is do not take the next right turn to get away from them, that is a tale-tale sign that you are paranoid about something. Just like passing a cop who is driving slower than the posted speed limit, pass him and get on with it.
Like the song says "paranoia will destroy ya" lol.

Everyone is forgetting the obvious steps to not getting pulled over. Are your plates valid? Do you have insurance? Seat belt on? All good pre-flight checks.

I was expecting something compelling...

Depends on what your driving and how long the cop has been behind you, along with how close he/she is.

If it's a Prius you might just want to play it cool, if it's a Subaru WRX or maybe a Mitsubishi Lancer EVO, and they can't quite read your tag yet.....

Then again if you don't already have a plan, maybe you should just obey the law.

The article recommends against looking in the rear view mirror ... bullshit ... the national safety council recommends that you pay as much attention to what's going on behind you as you do to what's going on in front. I have 52 years of accident free driving and 38 years of bust free toking behind me so I consider myself an expert on the subject.

I wish I was baked right now.

panic...cuz if you dont know what to do before that you are already screwed.

i believe in the three step program....

only carry joints........easy to eat;keep a drink handy for getting them joints gone......

carry cover scents......cologne and stinky cigars.....

and if your transporting...dont smoke in the car with weed in it...

or we could be rational and legalize it..

stoners drive better anyway.......

LEGALIZE IT

This article is appealing at first glance, but all the grammatical errors of the article take away from its validity. It truly sounds like a stoner wrote this while he was really high...while there was a cop behind him.