Comedy | August 12, 2010 | 116 comments

Bible bashers call Einstein's theory "liberal conspiracy"

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116 comments // Bible bashers call Einstein's theory "liberal conspiracy"

  • bike10
  • JuliusBC
  • Valence
  • shizzam
  • JuliusBC
  • MistressOfJade
  • jubal
  • jubal
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      jubal  
    • Time is also a dimension that has energy compressed into it. There is a formula for it that goes something like this T=Eδ2

    • 1 year ago
  • bike10
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      bike10  
    • The same Bible leaders who gave us Prohibition in the 1920's How it was going to solve all the ills of soceity.

    • 1 year ago
  • Dejan_Croatia
  • Varex_Sythe
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      Varex_Sythe  
    • Dejan_Croatia:

      I disagree with that statement because I know a fair number of people who are religious and are extremely intelligent.

      Perhaps you could amend it to, "Religious people who don't yield to irrefutable evidence that contradicts their beliefs are idiots." Or something of that effect.

    • 1 year ago
  • itgrunts
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      itgrunts  
    • it does not matter what conservatives say, Einstein is and willalways be the best.. i mean u wont believe if they say "i can see russia from alaska" do u...

    • 1 year ago
  • JuliusBC
  • DEM46
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      DEM46  
    • All one needs to do to believe in imaginary beings is to suspend rational thought. There's a reason why most scientists don't believe in god. No proof, only faith can make it so.

    • 1 year ago
  • s_peak
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      s_peak  
    • DEM46:

      God makes a mockery of the beauty and wonder that is the universe. I am spiritual... but religion is dangerous.

      (spirituality != religion)

    • 1 year ago
  • JuliusBC
  • Nick19
  • Gravity_Man
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      Gravity_Man  
    • mc2=E also works. Reversing it makes the excessively bountiful energy Mr. Einstein knew deep in his heart had to be possible. He died knowing it could be done but for all his genius ~and that of all his contemporaries so-called "Men of Science" Before & Since~ the solution to their unanswered question came from a Bible thumping Christian JW.

      JHVH God prevented them from seeing the answer. His Desire & Delight was to open my eyes to it and mine alone. So you all go right ahead having your fun. Your people still don't understand what I showed how to do from 2005 on => an engine that will produce excess output above its own needs for power anywhere we travel in the universe.

      And perchance they did understand it then the screw in your back is a lot longer than any of us can imagine because they have refused to build it after handed them on a silver platter. For 5 years. Why did I get it? I learned the Bible's prophecies that led me to understanding circular laws (cycles that repeat nonstop like a flawed and incorrectly-written subroutine stuck in a "repeating loop").

      42 is also in the Bible, in Revelation, where 42 "months" equals 1260 days, except not days but years, which then => 3 1/2 Bible "times" equals 1260 years so double that -the 7 times of Daniel- then equalled 2,520 years => the Gentile Times which ran out in 1914. Simple stuff. You just have to WANT IT.

      By taking the time to learn these Bible Truths it led me to all my zero pollution, 100% negative carbon footprint engines, all the engines you want, and the engines our evil overlords -by whatever name- withholds from you so you can keep using crude oil til it flows down over your head and into your mouth & ears. You're drowning in a man-made, man-enforced & man-dictated flood of crude oil.

      In short, a pox is on your house. Armageddon would be better than this.

    • 1 year ago
  • Gravity_Man
  • Gravity_Man
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      Gravity_Man  
    • Gravity_Man:

      Armageddon is to be preceded by the "great tribulation". Perhaps we're in it now? Hard to tell but if having a 7.0 quake 2-3 times a week is that then maybe we are. Pakistan is becoming Atlantis. Turning noses up at the ark Noah built and turning noses up at my zero pollution engines bares a similarity eh?

      So where did the money go? Hadron Collider trying to blow us up? Cloning humans while aborting millions of healthy ones? You "voters" don't have a shred of say in anything do ya?

    • 1 year ago
  • s_peak
  • Gravity_Man
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      Gravity_Man  
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    • s_peak:

      Sorry, had to make a doctor visit and just got back. It occurred to me many of you haven't seen em or anything. I pulled everything off the Internet last March. Starting fresh again. The latest Gravity Wheel design is on the new homepage => http://www.newpath4.com/index.htm#FlyingCarsEarthMagneticRepulsionAntigravityLif...

      It needs a bit of tweaking yet but that shows the basics. I built a smaller model but it showed me one flaw.

      The car engine from 2003 is a true hybrid that uses two fuels together steam and compressed air. Steam is not used for its pressure but for its moist heat. The cold air hits the H2O and causes the steam to collapse away from the air droplet. It is like the air explodes into a vacuum caused by the collapsed steam.

      A tornado in a can actually.

      The next engine I had in 2005 is a "portable waterwheel" that uses metal balls to replace round water molecules. It's a real trick. It would make electric service on the Moon, no river or streams required.

    • 1 year ago
  • Gravity_Man
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      Gravity_Man  
    • Gravity_Man:

      That last one -the portable waterwheel- I called it the Millenial Dawn and it aggravates the devil out of the elites because they know I named it after a series of books authored by C. T. Russell. When he wrote his books a great many people were baptized and our preaching work expanded around the world by 1910. Russell's group was legalized as the International Bible Students Assn. that 20 years later adopted the name Jehovah's Witnesses.

      I have a number of other engine systems but somehow, mysteriously and quite invisibly they have all been stopped by stopping me. Also by poisoning the population with plastics (BP-A) and so on. It takes more than the regular Jane & Tarzan to understand how it works.

      The elites have a majority of people hating the Bible but they believe it PLENTY. They follow it as their playbook, religiously.

    • 1 year ago
  • JuliusBC
  • JuliusBC
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      JuliusBC  
    • Gravity_Man:

      Also, at what speed of rotation does the item shown in the animation reach a centrifical force where in the balls back and forth motion is over come due to the force of gravity?

    • 1 year ago
  • Gravity_Man
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      Gravity_Man  
    • JuliusBC:

      The air is in one looped cycle and the water-steam is in another looped route. They only come together in the cylinder, a true hybrid fuel. The air is a liquid at minus 320 degrees and the steam is 320 plus so that they cancel each other out! That reduces wear & tear by keeping a lid on metal expansion and contraction.

      Canceling out the temperatures means it does not need a radiator = no more poisonous antifreeze in the ground water. Of course you would want the system to self-adjust according to outside temperature fluctuations.

      This system is what's called a "closed system". Once it's built and running it needs no water added nor air. It's a changing state system. Water is heated two ways. When the steam condenses it drips away fairly cold so it goes around the air compressor outside jacket. It serves TWO purposes. #1 the cold water cools the compressors and #2 the compressors are pre-heating the water on the way back to the engine.

      So at the engine there would be a generator-heated conduit the water goes in one end and comes out steamed.

      A moving vehicle generates a lot of side forces usually suppressed by the springs and shock absorbers. My system would mostly lose them and compressors would be using the sway energies (kinetic) for re-energizing the air.

      It's a weather cycle engine actually. An engine patterned after this planets own beautiful weather cycles. I only defined the processes in 2003-2004 but in early 2008 I realized the rest of the design. It's a mechanical heart. I put flaps on the inside of the pistons. It closes on the power stroke, pushing fluid into the turbocharger-like vanes.

      On the return stroke the flap opens and the piston has drawn another load of fluid in by its suction so the open flap comes back over that next load.

      There's some other stuff it does too. It's a beauty for all time.I used apart from Swiss watches. hahahaha It never needs refueling because when it's turned off it would be charged for the next start. However, since the returning pistons aren't doing the compressing like a combustion engine it will actually take very little battery and air to turn it over.

      It's more or less a freewheeling engine. Mucho power gains. Every stroke is a power stroke. All cylinders fire at the same time. All told it should produce 1300% the power of a combustion engine possibly more. It gains power from not pulling a radiator & cooling system down the highway, and since there's no exhaust all the mufflers, tailpipes and heavy catalytic converters neither.

      There won't be any shortage of horsepower.

    • 1 year ago
  • Gravity_Man
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      Gravity_Man  
    • JuliusBC:

      The Gravity Wheel animation is not to be taken literally. I made some changes later. It's just to serve as a dress in the window. My son works full-time so I don't have him to do an updated animation. Forces have not been calculated and no equation has been written.

      The changes I know how to make will put it over the wall. As you can see the falling weight is serving TWO uses. It both pushes down and pulls itself up on the opposite side. There isn't any lost energy in the system but for axle friction and I figured ways to reduce that to nearly zero.

      The animated piece is just one-half or one-third. Completed it will have one or two more "halves" on the axle.

    • 1 year ago
  • Gravity_Man
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      Gravity_Man  
    • JuliusBC:

      My various "circular" systems have an efficiency gain that take them above (or past) friction losses. They do that by having two positives resulting from one action.

      I have a design for a solar device that would blow you away. The "trick" to my systems is they do power magnification. Just like back in July I had an idea to put solar cells arranged equidistant around a rim or drum and the cells would spin under a magnifying glass. Spinning 15 solar cells through a glass's increased beam 4 times a second would produce a 60 Hz house current.

      A magnifying glass (or plastic sheet magnifier) would not melt the solar cells because they wouldn't remain under the magnifier but for a spit second.

      We can get off crude oil any time we want if it wasn't for tax monies going into Wizard of Oz systems. If the scientists want to lolly gag along I'll cross the Finish Line ahead of em, so they better get off the can and use those cards they keep up their sleeves.

    • 1 year ago
  • Gravity_Man
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      Gravity_Man  
    • JuliusBC:

      You asked about the speed of rotation. It appears so far that the stroke lengths of the falling weight has a lot to do with that. If the length of fall is too long it misses the window of opportunity and strikes too late. So the "timing" has to be from a heavier weight traveling a shorter distance (stroke).

      I stopped working with it a couple months ago for health reasons bogging me down. Previous designs one in particular was like a Pelican and it came very close to continuous spin with only two arms but having more than two arms seems to be best. The weights can be smaller that way.

      I have another design I haven't built at all that has much promise. I call it the Scorpion. The weight is close down to the axle like the scorpion's "head" while the curved "tail" extends out away from the axle and strikes in the direction of spin. But when I realized the last one (the animation on this webpage) and the way it both Pushes and Pulls at the exact same time I skipped any further work with the Pelican and Scorpion.

      Both of them will work once their design is tweaked. Once that's done you gear a generator load at the axle and use torque. The weights would need to be increased for that load. It has been a lot of fun working with so many engines, would've been more fun with better health and the monies to carry them through. I sacrificed a Life Policy for $3200 but had to repay my son a thousand, then paying Retail for parts and many new tools well, by the time I got where I am now with the engines all solved hehehe all I have for money is the disability check.

      Then the heat pump here was incorrectly-wired and messed up had a short down at the pump and electricity was jumping to the ground so it ran up a bill of $1159 over the past Winter so I'm having to repay that.

      So there you go. The hare wins this race. He has all the taxpayer loot.

    • 1 year ago
  • Gravity_Man
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      Gravity_Man  
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    • JuliusBC:

      Well you've inspired me JuliusBC [plus the new blood pressure + diuretic combo kicked in two weeks faster than they said would happen]. So I did a much more aggressive rewrite of my www.justgravity.com starter page. Keep feeling like this I may get the gravity wheels rolling this month, a realistic goal.

      But also realistic is the competition has big muscles so I'll do it for the fun and if it turns into more than that I'll be pleased. Appreciate the help Julius!

    • 1 year ago
  • JuliusBC
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      JuliusBC  
    • Gravity_Man:

      I am not sure how I inspired you but if I helped in some way then I am glad.

      I have been studying nutrition a bit as of late and I have found that processed food generally has mega-doses of sodium. If you go over your allotted daily requirement (RDA) it will escalate the problem of hypertension more than many realize. The balance of sodium and potassium (only part of the electrolytes) inside and out of the cells in the body play a huge role in the regulating of cellular fluid movement.

      Processed food is anything that comes out of a can or prepared from a box.

      Your kidneys have to work a lot harder to remove the salt out of your system which compounds any issues of glomerulonephritis. I have had issues with this as well and I have found some herbal remedies do actually help to improve the condition of the kidneys. You can generally go to a health food store and find a combination of echinacea and marshmallow root but if not, you can take them separately.

      If your health has improved then that is a good thing and I am happy for you.

    • 1 year ago
  • JuliusBC
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      JuliusBC  
    • Gravity_Man:

      You may also want to consider the use of miniature magnets. I have seen some that are actually pretty small and extremely powerful. My thought is if you mount or embed one in the the outside end of the ball and another one possibly on the terminal end of the blue rod such that they repel each other when the ball comes within a certain proximity. This should help in pushing the ball back towards the center. This repelling magnetic force will intensify to a point as the revolving speed of the mechanism increases and increases the centrifical force on the ball and magnet.

      Another alternative would be to have the second magnet embedded in the surrounding housing or casing so when the mechanism has rotated to a particular location and the ball has reached the furthest extent of the blue rod, the ball will then go past this embedded magnet and then it should be pushed back towards the center and gravity again becomes more of an influence. The second magnet may need to be put at a bit of an angle to give a bit of an angled push in the direction the rod is currently spinning. This needs to be adjustable so it can be modified to find the best angle and position.

      I can't remember what kind of metal acts as a shield against magnetism but it is used as the casing around the little electric motors you can buy at Radio Shack. You can encase the second magnet with this metal if needed and this gives you more control on the scope of the magnetic field of force. The magnet may need to be recessed a bit as this will give the magnetism more of a tunnel effect focusing the force to a narrower pattern (somewhat like a penlight when you focus the beam or widen it). I don't believe it will increase the power but will make it easier to aim when and where desired which will aid in the timing of the effect. You can also increase the number of magnets used to increase the power of the magnetism up to a point.

    • 1 year ago
  • Gravity_Man
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      Gravity_Man  
    • JuliusBC:

      Some of your ideas I had also myself had about the spinning direction but the magnets repelling is very good. I had tried some of those little springs in ballpoint pens. What works against it right now is that the weight doesn't wait for the optimal time to fall. It starts fast and then slides down for too easy an impact.

      It needs a kind of speed bump to hold it back, like a trigger or notch.

      That's a good idea causing magnet energy to have to bend and come out the end side more. I'm right certain I can have the device spinning without using any magnets at all so that's what I will do, and then move onto adding the magnets for even more of a spin speed increase.

      Thanks for the nutrition tips also. The doctor drew some blood to have tested. If they do their job at the lab I think they're going to see some heart attack identifiers from two weeks ago. If it remains in the blood that long. Right now I've noticed some swelling of my left arm I never had before. But these two meds the doc put on me feels like they're doing the job. One is Simvastin the other chlorothide I think for fluid.

      Of course if I use your ideas I'll have to put you in the paperwork somewhere and all that. hahaha That's one rule I always stick by, anyone helps me I try my best not to drop them in the gutter like some people do.

    • 1 year ago
  • JuliusBC
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      JuliusBC  
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    • Gravity_Man:

      I think the Simvastatin is to lower your bad (LDL) cholesterol and the chlorothiazide is a diuretic to help is a diuretic used to manage excess fluid associated with congestive heart failure. It is also used as an antihypertensive.

      As I had mentioned earlier, our diet plays a huge role in both the kidney and heart/cholesterol issues you mentioned. I found a little slide show that gives some insightful facts on different foods that we often consume believing they are healthy for us. I have done so believing they were actually taking me in the right direction to assist in such issues when in fact some of them are actually worse. I think the link below has like 25 slides with a little bit of information pertaining to the salt content per each entry. I found some of them to be quite shocking and revealing.

      http://www.rxlist.com/salt_shockers_slideshow/article.htm

      Another thought that just came to me on your concern as to the optimal time to fall and starts to fast to impact. Try bending the blue rod so it is more of an arc which will graduate the effect of gravity and the timing involved with relationship to the placement of the spin and the dropping of the weight. Quite often when things don't work it is because they are either broken, missing or out of adjustment. In this case, nothing is broken but the other two could apply on some scale or level. Tweaking can be an art and tweaking the paradigms is often where the secret is found.

      Good luck on your idea! I am an inventor myself and I understand the obsessions as well as the visuals that frequently bombard the creative stage in your mind. This is misunderstood by those who don't experience it. I tend to think in pictures which from time to time tangles up my tongue.

    • 1 year ago
  • Gravity_Man
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      Gravity_Man  
    • JuliusBC:

      You're amazing Julius! You're following me exactly. I did that, bent in just like you said but the problem there was that the bent rod would spin around. It had to be kept straight, into the spin. It took me a while to figure out how to stop it. I had these special clips I found down at the hardware and I set one mid-body straddled over the rod, then put liquid metal on the clip to hold the rod bent into the spin. hahahaha

      Like if you was to take your thumb and first finger over the rod. The clip holds that sucker straight all the time. I came close to having that first model spinning too but I had made one mistake that crippled the device. But you're right behind me so I won't ruin it for you.

      It'll come to you some more as you watch where the leverages are hitting. Ask yourself which hits are positive and which are negative.

      And the weight amount of the sliding weight isn't the most important thing it also needs to slide past the horizontal line over into the next quadrant. hahaha It's almost as if it's doing time travel, slipping ahead, into the Future and pulling its caboose over there.

      >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

      The Simvastatin and the Chlorthalid have several small side effects that may aid weight loss => nausea, vomiting, and loss of appetite. But not much of em because the doses he started me on are very low. 10 and 25 mg respectively. I raised the hair on the back of the doctor's neck when I told him the names of the weightloss products I've been taking => Leptorexin and Anoretix. He didn't much like the Ester-C and Beta Prostate either.

      Leptorexin's main selling point is it pulls fat off the waistline but apparently it was doing just that and packing my blood vessels full of cholesterol. I must not be burning up the dissolved fats. My body temperature is running 96 degrees (1 degree over hypothermia), and that was after a 20 minute drive in anon-air conditioned car.

      Needless to say, I'm a hibernating bear. I was taking less than full dose so it must've built up over the past 6+ months taking the Lepto, so now that these two prescriptions are stopping the blood vessel packing I'm thinking take the Simvast at night and 1 Leptorexin 12 hours later so they don't mix. I might be able then to melt the fat and excrete it properly. They are both very low dose. One a day is nuthin.

    • 1 year ago
  • JuliusBC
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      JuliusBC  
    • Gravity_Man:

      If you are having trouble with your body temperature you may want to have your thyroid checked. It can play many funny little tricks on your body and the way it performs. Body temperature is one of them. You would think it would be one of the first things your doctor would check but not all doctors are created equal. So if you haven't had it checked recently, demand it!

    • 1 year ago
  • JuliusBC
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      JuliusBC  
    • Gravity_Man:

      At some point, I believe super conductors will play a huge role in space travel. They talked of a train that will be able to travel at speeds of up to 500 miles an hour by using such things (not into space). These magnets are such that they would cause the train to levitate over the tracks resulting in zero friction other than what is created by wind drag. I believe these may be used somehow in the overcoming of the effects of gravity. As they come to understand quantum physics more this will most likely be the paradigm shift that will unleash the event.

    • 1 year ago
  • Gravity_Man
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      Gravity_Man  
    • JuliusBC:

      Hmm, restored, okay. My thyroid was wrong for me at conception. I got the thyroid for Mom's genetic tree like having an incompatible organ transplant. And the thyroid hormones it produced was like having a poison IV drip 24 hours a day. But I didn't find out til 1990, so they melted much of the thyroid with a beam of nuclear at the hospital.

      I'm taking 50 mcg a day of Synthroid. Apparently it isn't nearly enough. When the nurse said I was just 96 degrees I asked the doc did he want to increase the Synthroid but for some reason he doesn't want to. He wants the cholesterol congealing inside my blood vessels I guess.

      Other than that one shortcoming he's a great doctor!

    • 1 year ago
  • Gravity_Man
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      Gravity_Man  
    • JuliusBC:

      Super conductors in minus 300 degrees of outer space would be a shoe-in. But I've already released a Repulsion-Magnetic Drive a few days ago for anyone who can follow the explanation => http://repulsiondrive.newpath4.com/flyingcarearthmagneticrepulsionantigravitylif...

      It will also raise a flying car off the ground... so you can imagine what it will do in Outer Space right? You're talking cumulative speed so it shouldn't take a very far distance to be bumping up against Light Speed on the Light-Speed-o-meter gauge.

      Or you can wait for superconductors!

      It could be designed to work horizontal in a ground train.

    • 1 year ago
  • Gravity_Man
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      Gravity_Man  
    • Gravity_Man:

      You could make a sloped track and aim the train towards Outer Space, use the repulsion drive to get it started horizontal on a 10-20 mile track then take to sloping upward and launch the thing into earth orbit.

      Once in Space the engine can be turned backwards to be the brakes. Turned sideways to change course and so on & so forth. It would take more than one engine.

      I could see where a small one of these repulsion systems could be strapped on our back and we could all be flying around with the birds. Just see what you can do with my previous link. I think people can get the idea.

    • 1 year ago
  • JuliusBC
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      JuliusBC  
    • Gravity_Man:

      I am actually thinking more in the lines of using a superconductor where in it is used to overcome the weight of the aircraft which is essentially repelling the pull of gravity on the craft. Once the weight is overcome or equal to that of the gravitational pull, it essentially begins to levitate or in a sense weightless.

    • 1 year ago
  • JuliusBC
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      JuliusBC  
    • JuliusBC:

      Continued:
      Classical physics is a flawed theory, but it is only dramatically flawed when dealing with the very small (atomic size, where quantum mechanics is used) or the very fast (near the speed of light, where relativity takes over). For everyday things, which are much larger than atoms and much slower than the speed of light, classical physics does an excellent job. Plus, it is much easier to use than either quantum mechanics or relativity (each of which require an extensive amount of math).

      As man learns more about quantum physics new discoveries will take place and new technology will evolve. Much of what we now believe or think we know will seem archaic and most likely find its place in our history books along with the old flat world principles of the past.

    • 1 year ago
  • Gravity_Man
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      Gravity_Man  
    • JuliusBC:

      Wings? Wings are for holding heavy fuel. Wings are for holding heavy fuel tanks. Wings are very heavy. My engine doesn't need fuel => it is the fuel by virtue of design. It doesn't need wings, or the heavy fuel & tanks. You make the rest of the craft of lightweight materials also and flight no longer requires wings.

      My engine uses "Physics Fuel".

    • 1 year ago
  • Gravity_Man
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      Gravity_Man  
    • JuliusBC:

      Gravity isn't what you think it is. Gravity is a little pulling down but mostly it's a force pushing down on us. With my engine it doesn't matter one way or the other as mine is making an upward force enough to overcome it, whatever it is.

      Floyd Sweet discovered this principle calling cosmic energies from the stars "aether". Out in Space the energy is spread very thin so you don't have gravity but wherever there's a big enough rock called a moon or planet the cosmic energies make a beeline for it.

      Energy has Mass. In Space it's nothing but at a planet it's a lot and all that Mass is invisible. That's what the majority of gravity is, not the planet pulling us down. At least I'm happy with that explanation. Floyd Sweet's video on YouTube shows his prototype VTA, Vacuum Triode Amplifier. He tapped into the energies from the stars.

      They know how ta build it they just want to let the scum die first. His VTA can power UFO spacecraft like they're nothing. They, whoever they are, have the 25th Century already in the bag and headed to the meat packing plant.

    • 1 year ago
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  • JuliusBC
  • remanns
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      remanns  
    • this sort of thing really makes the spittle run in a stream out the side of the mouth.........and the eyes dim and glaze....

    • 1 year ago
  • bike10
  • Incredulous
  • ozoneocean
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      ozoneocean  
    • You know, if I was a conservative, that wiki would make me bloody angry and really quite embarrassed!
      How can anyone stand to have something so idiotic claim to be a part of their movement?

    • 1 year ago
  • JuliusBC
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      JuliusBC  
    • ozoneocean:

      Watch Faux News, Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, Sean Hannity, and Glenn Beck and this would seem much the same. All of these are a big part of their movement and have been for some time.

    • 1 year ago
  • toyotabedzrock
  • versasrev
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      versasrev  
    • Nobody reads conservapedia seriously except tea-bagers.

      But if you really want to induce a laugh/fury read this one from them.
      http://www.conservapedia.com/Barack_Hussein_Obama

      Just to give you a taste, this is how it begins...
      Barack Hussein Obama II (birth name Barry Soetoro, allegedly born in Honolulu August 4,...

      That's right they literally start the first half of the first sentence with a lie.

      Or to quote The Refreshments~
      "everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people,"

    • 1 year ago
  • JuliusBC
  • versasrev
  • Varex_Sythe
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      Varex_Sythe  
    • I thought a bible basher was someone who bashes on, or bad mouths the bible. Why would someone like that label Einstein's theory a liberal conspiracy?

    • 1 year ago
  • JuliusBC
  • Varex_Sythe
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      Varex_Sythe  
    • JuliusBC:

      No no, I understand that.

      I'm confused about what "Bible Bashers" are according to the title of this article. I thought a person who bashes the bible is someone who does not believe in the bible and according to the title, the people who bash bibles are calling Einstein's theory as liberal conspiracy.

    • 1 year ago
  • ixilight
  • versasrev
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      versasrev  
    • Varex_Sythe:

      Yeah, I think the term is Bible thumper. The point is that they rely on the bible, and thus always point to it or "thump" as a matter of emphasis. In this case I believe the writer is making a play on the term to emphasize How extreme conservapedia is.

    • 1 year ago
  • frank_runyeon
  • itgrunts
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      itgrunts  
    • einstein is one of the greatest ever.. i mean seriously do u want to believe someone who says "i can see russia from my house" lmfao no u wont.. so my personal opinion is conservapedia is just wasting precious electricity for powering up their servers and precious bandwidth.. and at the end their money..

    • 1 year ago
  • Armageddon_Now
  • itgrunts
  • mindcruzer
  • Nephwrack
  • noxidereus
    • 0
      noxidereus  
    • Einsam_Data_Old:

      Yeah God must have destroyed the Dinosaurs because:

      * They ate meat during Lent
      * They were unable to pray because they lacked the ability of speech
      * Then never attended church because they lacked the ability to build them.

      LOL!

    • 1 year ago
  • Einsam_Data_Old
  • JuliusBC
    • 0
      JuliusBC  
    • Einsam_Data_Old:

      Those damn eclipses, they sure know how to spoil a day at the beach. All the Chicken Littles ran to and fro bumping into things they couldn't see. They repented and then there was light.

    • 1 year ago
  • Stoneyroad
    • +3
      Stoneyroad  
    • Someone doesn't know the difference between Bible Bashing & Bible "Thumping"
      If you think a talking bush or snake is smarter than Einstein than you are Bashing Science with your Bible.

    • 1 year ago
  • EdJoyProductions
  • JuliusBC
  • ampersand
    • +3
      ampersand  
    • Welcome to BizzaroWorld!
      Step right up and write an article, no, hell, an ENTIRE on-line encyclopedia, with articles on why GRAVITY DOESN'T EXIST.
      Tell 'em God told you, (and only you!), that physics is just liberal b.s.

    • 1 year ago
  • Progresshiv
  • Incredulous
    • +2
      Incredulous  
    • Progresshiv:

      God I love you Cosmo....everything else I read on Current tonight made me so mad and disgusted with this country and then there you are, defending our right to be Commie pinkos, and of course you made me laugh on a night I didn't think anything was going to make me laugh.

      oh, and the hair is really working, reminds me of my grandma's wig, hers always fell forward too. ; -)

    • 1 year ago
  • Progresshiv
  • littlwarrior
  • Mariased
  • EdJoyProductions
  • Progresshiv
  • EdJoyProductions
  • remanns
  • Progresshiv
  • ayipis
    • -11
      ayipis  
    • and this post is from your blog?? i think liberals needs to smoke a lot of dope to come up with a theory of relativity..

      so no i think this is all bullshit..your bullshit..flagged

    • 1 year ago
  • wellhunggimp
  • itgrunts
    • +1
      itgrunts  
    • wellhunggimp:

      I agree with u wellhunggimp, ayipis - regardless of if its from my blog or not, its a real article with credible evidence. read the entire article and visit the conservapedia.org site.

      firstly its IT grunts - u r surely not a techie guy so lmfao it will take u 10 generations of u r kids to understand even the whole concept of e=mc2 so dont even try, yes aka u r dumb! so dont try to look cool by acting like a geek or mr. brains.

      sorry we dont smoke dope thats for u r kind..

      lol thats the best u can do is flag me .. eh u cant read the theory.. oh wait u r with minimum brains so sorry u WONT Understand..

    • 1 year ago
  • JuliusBC
  • mik661
  • JuliusBC
    • 0
      JuliusBC  
    • mik661:

      This is about 56 minutes long but it is well worth the time to watch if you can find the time. It is quite enlightening and it also shows how the birth of a religion can happen. Look how well the Mormon Church has and is doing in spite of it's origin.

    • 1 year ago
  • Pedroptz
  • mik661
  • cztheday
  • Mariased
  • cztheday
  • JuliusBC
  • Incredulous
  • greendiggler
  • JuliusBC
    • +1
      JuliusBC  
    • greendiggler:

      Wait, I'm a liberal. I bible bash to a fair degree by using logic, common sense and bible verses against bible verses and visual aids provided by nature as much as possible. Bible thumpers are okay as long as they keep it between themselves and don't use it to discriminate against any that are different.

      They set the stage and I try to reciprocate with equal pressure and vigor. It wouldn't be so bad if they would just say we follow this book written by man and we hope that it is in line with God's plan. We admit it is pretty kooky and contradictory in places but hey, it was written thousands of years ago when all things that came or fell out of the sky were either Gods or Angels.

    • 1 year ago
  • s_peak
  • UtopianSky
    • +8
      UtopianSky  
    • Um, the term is "Bible Thumpers" for conservapedia and their ilk.

      "Bible Bashers" are us secular folk who prefer science over faith.

    • 1 year ago
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