Science Is Wrong … Only God Knows The Truth [video]

What did I just watch?

hahahahaha!!!!!

What I tell yah MA!

"Explosions kill people, they don't make people."

^This is when you laugh and realize it's clearly satire, lol.

It scares me that a lot of you thought he was being serious :/

you were homeschooled therefore your video is null and void.

completely and utterly biased and unintelligent views , it makes me laugh.

Wow, if the bible says it - it must be true. This is the most F...up'd logic I've seen since the Insane Clown Pose' video talk'n about "magnets, how do they work?".

I guess this guy likes to think the bible has the answers instead of realizing the earth rotates and just maybe, that's why we can't see the sun at night, duh!

I can see his target audience now..."this guy's a genius, he has shed the truth light on all my doubts."

When he can prove anything in the bible, maybe I'll at least listen to this wonder kid.

To all of those who think this guy is not a satirist;

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... Oh wow.

EdwardCurrent on youtube. Look it up.

You are a fucking idiot.

I'm embarrassed to share a faith with this tool... Just an FYI: God realizes that every few creations may come with defects, hence the fact that no by-fact manual can be written about life. :)

Oh, and the man in the video... and his parents... are just a few of the iPhone 4s we're aware.

Gravity is Satanic.

haha. gravity-ests.

"explosions kill people... they don't MAKE people" duh!
hehe.

This can't be someone's honest work... can it? Say it isn't so.

hahaha wow.... education is important, this video proves why. bye bye religion!!!

This is all I heard: I dont understand Science so I look to a old book for answers

OMG, I always thought creationism was really fucking stupid, but that guy is a genius. Where can I get this "Bible" he kept talking about. Who wrote it? Sarah Palin cuz shes super smart too!

Why is this the number two most popular story right now? I understand that Current is 90% liberal, but come on, if this is what I'm having to watch at number two at the moment, what does that say about the 90%?

Honestly.

rofl

This is very funny, now if only the pope could see this...

Checkmate!

It would be funnier if this wasn't exactly how most evangelical Christians make 'arguments.' Make false appeals to common sense, ignore the evidence, and mock those who disagree.

i feel dumber now after seeing that. perhaps the end is really near. i hope.

I'm wondering what the God bashing is about?

Do you really think anyone who gives that much of a shit is here? So you're deliberately trying to be obnoxious or offensive?

Or is this like choir practice?, because that's generally who you're preaching to here on Current.

Ha Ha I picked on God today (aren't I cool).... Considering the infinite definitions, it wasn't hard...

Now if you'll excuse me I'm of to masturbate, and commit other various blasphemies, while looking down on you.

Science and religion answer completely different questions. Science answers how. Religions answer why.

Ya know what really scares me Folks is some of Ya'll really believe every thing that this video is saying. For that reason I am truly saddened . Even I know all living things come from Goo of some kind.

I miss EdwardCurrent ;_;

Excellent video!

I wonder who really believes that 2+2=4. Did you know that it was the Arabs that gave us numbers? I wonder what kind of conspiracy they had waiting for us.

Kids are forced to go to school to learn dumb stuff like 2+2=4. In fact they are held back until they concede that 2+2 must indeed equal 4. Teachers are mostly liberals. Have you ever wondered what might be happening to your child at school while being subjected to their liberal thought? Well, your worst fears are justified. Liberal teachers are forcing arabic numbers on your child and holding them back until they are brainwashed into believing such thoughts.

Still believe that 2+2=4? Well, consider this... what does 2.4 round to? It rounds to 2. And what is 2.4+2.4? According to my calculator it is 4.8. And what does 4.8 round to? HA! As I suspected all along 2+2 really equals 5!

That was really funny!

Anything that points out the absurdity of religious superstition is a good thing.

if we followed this headline we may as well just believe the world is flat

Only the books of knowledge under the right paw of the sphinx can tell you the truth. Silly mortals.

Greatest thing I've seen in a long while. The guy had me going till he wanted to weigh the air. classic!!

Here's what I've never understood about people who don't believe in Science because they want to believe in miracles and stuff: Why would their "perfect" God need to edit his original creation to allow for miracles if he was perfect shouldn't he/she/it have made a perfect Universe on the first try?

Why can't they believe that science or evolution was created by God? Why does that devalue their beliefs somehow? Because it wasn't written in the Bible that way? (The Bible which was very, painfully, obviously written by humans.)

While it was strenuous, I pushed through the radio-length broadcast of logical fallacies. As I watch this video, I'm hastily typing down every invalid and inconsistent point as fast as I can.

As Mark701 below said, science is based on proof and fact, not beliefs or faith. Anyone who has taken a few mathematics courses knows exactly what a proof is.

First of all, the "slimy goo" theory is just that--a theory. While I'm agnostic, and don't discount the possibility of intelligent design, I do discount any specific God from any man-made religion. Even Stephen Hawking is agnostic.

There needs to be clear definition between evolution, and natural selection.

The sun: "A disc of fire, hundreds of miles across" Wow.

Begging the Question--or circular logic is used when he says "Well, the bible says the sun isn't just any star!" Too bad I don't believe in your original source, the Bible. This makes the entire argument moot.

I'm beginning to think that this is a joke, or bad troll now.

"The stars only come out during the night, while the sun comes out during the day! Checkmate!"

Ever shine a double-A battery flashlight into a strong campfire at night? The light disappears, right?

I rest.

Encore: "Explain helium balloons, you gravity-ists!"

Please tell me that this is a joke.

pihlos71 videos....really? Do i have to start posting videos by Dhorpatan, Thunderf00t, DonExodus and cdk007 now? Pretty much ANY question one could have about the scientific standpoint about pretty much anything has been answered by those guys. Go watch their movies.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Gimme a second, sorry, that was uncalled for...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Some Atheist is laughing his ass off right now.

I gave this about 5 seconds. The minute the guy said that science boils down to what I believe I cut it. Science is not a matter of what you believe. If that were the case things like Newtonian physics would act differently based on what you believe about it. Voted down.

Sad Post I gave it three seconds and killed it.

"..I read the bible and I don't believe everything I'm told." And that's where I stopped watching.