Donald Duck Accused of Molesting Woman

Well, not that duck (I'm a Daffy fan), but I'll hear him out.
(almost made an embarrassing typo, who's bright idea was it to put the U and the I right next to each other?)

...LOL...

She been standing in that Obama free stuff line too long.

Please keep us posted. I'm curious what her job is that she is unable to perform as a result of the alleged assault.

Only you could turn a story about a woman molested by a man in a duck costume into a criticism of Obama...

What a duck up.

She worked at a petting zoo feeding the ducks.

...duck plucker...

Yes, I would like to see anatomically correct ducks at all theme parks.

...ewuuuuuuuuuuuu...what was that...I've played it over, and over, and over....

ROTFLMAO

...LOL...

LOL, Fun fact of the day,

...ahhh, see the rose, it has many petals that cover the true essence of the inner gift to man...we need you to delve deeper, through it's myriad coverings to find eternal bliss...see my new AV, I too have become shrouded in mystery...(and insane)...

Every time I go on Splash Mountain I get slapped because there's a part of the ride where Brer Bear has been had and he's hog tied up in a tree. It's very obvious that he has no genitalia and I always feel the need to point it out because it's just so wrong.

I KNEW IT!!!

You naughty, naughty girl. You should be embarrassed. LOL

I can see they need to be careful in trout infested waters.

The length or the width. ROFLMAO Sorry, I had to say it.

...LOL...I love the "girl" reference...

LOL

Yes! When my oldest son was 7, we visited Disneyland in Anaheim. When my boy saw Donald, he ran up and kicked the duck in the shins, and Donald chased him down and kicked him back. Don't fool with sociopathic ducks!

Completely off-topic, I just read a book that estimated that one in every twelve Americans is either a sociopath or a psychopath (the former being much more common than the latter). Then it gave examples of how sociopaths move among us, lacking any real conscience -- just lighting figurative fires, large and small, for the pleasure of screwing with people's lives. I figured your gift for making comedy out of dark topics might be able to do something with that. Sure as hell made MY day.

...you must give me the name of that book...I'm obsessed with serial killers and profiling etcetera etcetera...(I know, I know, my dark side...yikes)...

one in twelve, seriously? I bet most of them are in politics, no maybe religion, no wait, they work for Disney.

Kinda scary though, I read "The sociopath next door" kind of freaked me out in relation to my own work environment, and I guess that leads to my next question, do you think there might be something about the way capital arranges nearly every aspect of our lives that has increased this tendency for sociopathic personality disorder, or do you think they've always been there, we've just gotten better at identifying them? Or maybe you think something entirely different...hate to ask either or questions.

I dont know what is more disturbing,,,,the video of a duck's private or this private faking playing the piano..(honestly)

I vote for the private!

...and I just picked my nose and deposited a big boogie on your av...I'll let ya know where to post on future threads ergo to remain strategically "boogie" covered...

Good choice of song.

;-) TY

...v^...hell, yeah...

...bravo, bravo...a true virtuoso...

Ah, the old "I couldn't see shit so I grabbed her tit" defense. That just might fly with a male jury.

So Donald was acting a bit Daffy eh?

Abracadabra, alakazam, bibbidy, bobbidy, boo!

...he needs to duck-versify...minnie is gaggin' for it...

Ha!

Now that's sick!

Ahhhh!

I think he winged her.

I wonder; is that the going rate for waterfowl molestation these days?

She needs to get more stimulas money and go back though!

I am not under the impression she like getting the stimulus the first time.

Ageism! Ageism! Somebody call the Thought Police!

Don't let them take away your joy! Fight Duck Power!

...pluck that duck...'tis a sad day for you & I, Mariased...my childhood illusions are shattered and scattered like the eiderdown that doth do little to warm, now, my wretched duck delusioned soul...Oh, Pro, I need your soft vocal commiserations...NOW...

I think Duck season just opened up.

HAHAHA. Awesome.

...(she blushes and giggles)...

Yes, his quack is always on display. What did she expect? She was asking for it, baby.

Excuse me- I have to run to the restroom. Oh, the humanity.

I blame Scrooge for not investing in a psychiatrist for young Donnie.

Well at least he wasn't getting touchy with little kids.

Leda and the Swan....Yeats, no? Now there's an interesting corollary...

This silly woman obviously doesn't realize how lucky she was just to have been chosen.

...mmmmmmmmm, swans normally have only one partner for life...must be a polyswan...

So he blew his one shot at happiness?

...ahhh, I would rather fly with eagles (wink) than mess with ducks...yuk...

So the hot babe is gettin the bird?

ahhh, but when Hera finds out....and then there will be those confounded eggs to explain.