Comedy | September 02, 2010 | Comment on this video (10)

JESUS sightings confirmed , 2nd coming?

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Yes, its all true you can have a second coming on your pants too . Compact Christianity ,take "Jesus" with you everywhere . Let him preside over your next intimate encounter ,keep pesky whores and sinners alike at bay with the power of the church ...We guarantee that Jesus will scare the hell outta any disbeliever . Devil watch out cause you got the savior on your pants .Impress your mom ...Take him water sporting oh yea, neon Jesus is waterproof too. You cant hold him back he's Christ almighty neon JESUS and save matches cause hes flame retardant (like you didn't know!) let neon Jesus illuminate your path to a more heavenly place ....find your keys w/neon Jesus thank Christ it's neon Jesus...But don't listen to me read the bible or read it in the dark by the light of your immaculate neon Jesus He's alot more than a holy Jewish hippie savior he holds up your pants with divine intervention stay tuned for more from Figgdimension and neon Jesus see Jesus on display at http://artcell.tumblr.com some nudity required
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