Shocking news! The truth is Obama is a Pastafarian!

I will now, and forever more, replace my former use of the word 'amen' with the far more apt correct spelling and pronunciation it deserves: "RAmen."
Thank you.

...nah, "WOmen"...the hand that rocks the cradle, rules the world...just sayin'...hehe...

It's an appealing thought, Caro, but I think using the consistent object of my prayers, (women) to conclude my fervent appeals to the transcendent levels of Pasta, would be far too confusing.
Besides, given the holy state of the noodle,"RAmen" does seem appropriately respectful.

lol...you're a noodle...(when I'm stuck for an appropriate response, stupidity is usually my impulsive retort)...

...Anoodle...

From what I've heard about Pastafarian Law there is no need to sign him up. It will happen automatically.

Mark701, I'm surprised. No one else was bold enough to just link this article up to the main page. You may have just caused an exodus of Christians looking for some alternative to evolution to join a religion in which they nothing about. What will become of America when they are building shrines to the Flying Spaghetti Monster all over the country?

Democracy will finally taste good!

Would they be so upset about building that shrine at Ground Zero in NY? Is that insensitive also?

Doesn't the Flying Spaghetti Monster deserve the same religious tolerance and tax exempt status all others are supposed to have?

Well, just my guess, but I think a religion that denies the existence of evolution AND tastes good too, that might be a very powerful thing to some people.

And then obesity would become worse.

Ah, yes, but the Reformed Pastafarians allow for the evolution of the Meatball.
Obesity is a real problem in the fundamentalist Pastafarians who use salted butter, and plenty of it, in holy communion.

So does that mean that they would have MORE to be upset about when being overweight was added? How shrill would their protests be then when health concerns were thrown in?

Or that they would just have so much LESS energy to protest about it from being obese? If a load of pasta filling them up would quiet them down then that's a good thing right?

I think I see your point now. A big plate of spaghetti and meatballs right now... I feel such a hunger that I just gotta head for the kitchen before I bite through my mouse cord...

Pasta HEATHEN!

How is this any more stupid than the tea-party stuff that people post?

Humor IS one of the Noble Arts . Makes life bearable . Clearly you suffer from a humor deficiency . Imagine life without laughter , song or color !

screw all you guys then, you're just mad because top ramen is better than pasta

Um, no. This isn't weed related.

Funnier than the pirate crack.

Me too. What a sense of humor. LMAO

Now THAT'S how I want my pasta served!

The Buginese come from Indonesia as a matter of fact - they are the legendary boogey men.

Perfect! I love pirates.

pretty sure that's the prez.

Looks like him.

Adorable .

Thanks toyotabedzrock. We need to get the word out on this one.

The prime minister of Australia is an admitted atheist.

I love that in this picture you can tell that car is armored like a tank.

And the expression on the chauffeur's face is perfect.

I think that's technically a Secret Service agent.

Then again it's kind of a Toe-May-Toe v. Toe-Mah-Toe situation.