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America's Founding Fathers Probably Smoked Pot

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Our happy hour fact to amaze your drinking buddies with.

Evidence suggests that George Washington, Thomas Jefferson and James Madison enjoyed growing and smoking marijuana.

http://www.asylum.com/2010/09/16/founding-fathers-george-washington-thomas-jeffe...
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75 comments // America's Founding Fathers Probably Smoked Pot

  • Haley35
  • PressCore
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      PressCore  
    • Haley35:

      Doubtless true. He had to have something substantialy motivating
      to get him in the mood after years of marriage. After that, all Martha
      had to say to him was: " me hony, me hony, me love you long time "
      to get him to salute.

    • 1 year ago
  • freecrack
  • Haley35
  • controlusplease
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      controlusplease  
    • probably?
      they were probably tokin spliffs while writing the Declaration!

      Thomas Jefferson: Yo, guys, what should i like... you know...put, man?
      George Washington: You should tell King George to like, fuck off, but... like in a nice way. That way we dont look like dicks later man, you know?
      Benjamin Franklin: Yeah, Bro, I most heartily agree! Fuck that guy! But in a nice way.
      John Adams: Wait, guys...like... who are we fucking again. Cause like, my doctor told me I have a sexually transmit-
      George Washington: Yo, Adams, handle your shit man, we got a fucking job to do, we aint fucking noone, arite man? At least your not, condoms wont be practical for another 150 years.
      John Adams: Damn, Bro... Juss sayin man... We still homie's George?
      George Washington: Yes, Adams, yes, just chill man, arite? Cant ever handle yourself, fuck man, we cant take you anywhere. Just sit in the corner and play with this arite? (Hands him a Hour glass)
      John Adams: Woah Man... It's So Pretty... Like A whole new Universe In here.
      George Washington: Quietly Bro! Quietly!
      Thomas Jefferson: Man, I told you not to bring him. You know he never puts in any money for the bud, yet he always takes the biggest hits and cant handle himself afterward... Dick move dude.
      George Washington: I couldnt help it man, he saw the message i posted on Roger Shermans wall on Facebook, tellin him where to meet. I didn't want to be adick and not invite him, you know?
      Robert R. Livingston: Yo, juss chill about it man, you guys are killin my mellooooow...

    • 1 year ago
  • EmperorThan
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      EmperorThan  
    • Note how it says 'probably smoked pot' not 'smoked pot'. For the record I have loved weed smoking amongst other things. But if you're going to throw bullshit opinions at me pretending they're historical facts you better be able to support it with SOMETHING substantial. 'But EmperorThan the story even says "Evidence suggests...." SO IT MUST BE TRUE!'

      Nothing and I repeat NOTHING in the article on here or at the link even 'suggests' they smoked it. No references to this 'suggested evidence' in any way. No new revelations backed up by any new finding. And no for the record historians don't try to 'cover up history they disagree with' there are plenty of references to our past Presidents using cocaine, heroin, and being really bad alcoholics which to me would be stuff you'd want to cover up, marijuana use by the early Presidents would be very tame compared to those historical tidbits.

      As I said below in the comments the number one uses for hemp (which they did grow and wrote about growing)

      "An acre of the best ground for hemp, is to be selected and sewn in hemp and be kept for a permanent hemp patch." - Thomas Jefferson's Garden book

      The number one reasons they as many people grew it back then was for paper (mentioned in the article with which the Declaration of Independence and Bill of Rights were written on because of durability. They wanted the documents to survive a LONG time!) and the other uses for hemp were clothes making, and rope production. There was a need for ships in those days as the Revolutionary War was fought at sea as well as on land, unknown to many people. Many sails on ships needed rope AKA hemp.

      So unless you have recently found a 'new' undiscovered article written by one of them mentioning DIRECTLY smoking their hemp plants which is something they WOULD have mentioned if it got them high. They mentioned smoking tobacco plenty. Why not hemp? So if there's no newly discovered document to 'suggest evidence' of that then you're just repacakaging old news and making up your own version of history, which is NOT objective history.

      Hence why I love weed, BUT this article and anyone in general trying to repackage history to suit their own biased opinions (like Fucking Glenn Beck does!) can truly FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!

    • 1 year ago
  • EmperorThan
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      EmperorThan  
    • EmperorThan:

      I mean for fucks sake it was even illegal NOT to grow hemp on your farm in the 17th and 18th century in Virginia. That sounds more interesting to me than a story about a 'probably happened?' event. This has documentation to back it up, Founding Fathers smoking hemp does not.

      Hell, I'd like to see Virginians rise up and say hemp growing laws needs to be reinstated as a tribute to their state's history!

      http://www.globalhemp.com/Archives/History/hemp_history.html

      "Until 1776 many colonies passed laws to encourage farmers to produce hemp, Virginia designed laws to compel farmers, fining those who did not comply. Lobbyist were hired to promote, and education the public about the importance of hemp. Books were published that wanted to establish hemp as America’s trademark product.

      Colonies under the crown, were banned from spinning and weaving hemp, this fostered dependence to England, which was demanding raw materials from the colonies as a way to increase its labor forces. The exported fibers, were then bought back as finished products from England. As the market was flooded with hemp, immigrant weavers from Ireland arrived in Massachusetts, setting up shop and passing their skills to the peasantry. What may have seem a small movement, grew into self-sufficiency from the British Crown, to the extent of a boycott of English fabric products. These were some of the conditions which lead into the War of Independence from the British. The American paper industry was born of hemp, linen, and cotton rags which provided writing materials throughout the war, essential for communication."

      Notice what they're saying they're using the hemp for? Notice they don't say "it was smoked like Tobacco cus everyone liked to smoke it just like tobacco". Anyone else notice this? Not smoked, spun. Isn't it funny how back then it was illegal to spin hemp fibers into clothes or rope? Now it's illegal to smoke. People could give a shit nowadays about spinning and weaving hemp hahahah

    • 1 year ago
  • hombre76
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      hombre76  
    • EmperorThan:

      “Some of my finest hours have been spent on the back of my veranda, smoking hemp and observing as far as the eye can see.” - Thomas Jefferson, U.S. President

      "We shall, by and by, want a world of hemp more for our own consumption." - John Adams, U.S. President

      "Two of my favorite things are sitting on my front porch smoking a pipe of sweet hemp, and playing my Hohner harmonica." -Abraham Lincoln, U.S. President, from a letter written by Lincoln during his presidency to the head of the Hohner Harmonica Company in Germany

      "Prohibition... goes beyond the bound of reason in that it attempts to control a man's appetite by legislation and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes. A prohibition law strikes a blow at the very principles upon which our government was founded" -Abraham Lincoln, U.S. President

      there you go dumbass

    • 1 year ago
  • EmperorThan
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      EmperorThan  
    • hombre76:

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Source: Marijuana Internet Forum Gossip

      Nice... I wouldn't have gone with that, personally. Not to mention you didn't link sources for your statements with something along the lines of a .edu or .gov at the end of it or an accepted historical or archeological society document reference.

      Thomas Jefferson statement, invented on Internet.

      John Adams' statement was referring to making it a cash crop of the colonies as I already mentioned, for rope, clothes, and paper production.

      Lincoln's letter, faked according to the curators of the Hohner museum
      http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Did_Abraham_Lincoln_like_to_smoke_marijuana

      "The letter is supposed to be hung in the Hohner museum, but curators have long insisted its not being there. It is possible that no letter ever existed and just as possible that a Lincoln fanatic stole it while on a museum tour. Lincoln, himself, was never popularly known to be a smoker."

      Lincoln's last statement, real. Also it says nothing about himself using any drugs. People can support drug users and not BE drug users you know?

      There you go dipshit. Seriously. Find me a history book or a published work for your sources next time. THEN I'll believe you. When the only place I can find references to your sources is Internet forums it makes you look really bad.

    • 1 year ago
  • EmperorThan
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      EmperorThan  
    • hombre76:

      Why is this SO important to you, to have the approval of the Founding Fathers? Why do you need them to be like you? Why do so many fucking assholes ALWAYS want the Founding Fathers to be just like them???? They weren't like you. They were lawyers. Move on with you life and like I said before, STOP TRYING TO REPACKAGE HISTORY TO SUIT YOUR OPINION LIKE A FUCKING WANNABE GLENN BECK!

    • 1 year ago
  • juicie
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      juicie  
    • @themotivateddropout I'm sure no wife wants their spouse sitting on their ass all day. What ayipsis doesn't get is that it is possible to use cannabis responsibly.
      I don't get monged during the day, and if I do toke during the day it would be only a little on th weekend with an uplifting sativa that aids my working pursuit. If all I had was couch lock stuff i'd just save that for when all the work is done.
      My wife only gets mad when I don't wait to do it with her. I could never have a partner who isn't a viper too. Actually lately I can't partake because my work is starting to piss test randomly. I hope they pick me first and get it overwith b/c it truly does improve my quality of life. My sleep isn't as restfull and I am rarely irie, and my girl has definitely noticed the difference. She prefers it in our life too.

    • 1 year ago
  • ReverandG
  • div
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      div  
    • I don't know about the US, but in Canada, the first crop planted by colonizers was of the good green. Tells you a lot about us, doesn't it?

    • 1 year ago
  • zHellas
  • ayipis
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      ayipis  
    • I am sure the founding fathers who did smoke weed spent DID NOT thier entire life doped up..living with mommy and daddy in a basement blaming the world why they don't have a life..

    • 1 year ago
  • dwb2585
  • UtopianSky
  • budmayne
  • dudefromtherock
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      dudefromtherock  
    • ayipis:

      Talking about yourself again I see. I wonder does Moms still clean your shitty undies and make your peed stained bed while you shout at her for not havin' your biscuits and gravy on the table when you comes home?

    • 1 year ago
  • dooder
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      dooder  
    • no shit .. and they had slaves to grow and pick it ..

      Then again they wore girlie wigs and spoke like douchebags

    • 1 year ago
  • ayipis
    • -1
      ayipis  
    • dooder:

      and now..we still have slaves that we fondly call ILLEGAL immigrants to pick our shit up...and it seems men still wore girlie wigs and spoke like perverted douchebags

    • 1 year ago
  • sunshine1649
  • floydyboy
  • Morthanial
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      Morthanial  
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    • Okay, wait a minute people. Why is it so bad that the presidents lit up a bit of relaxation after a long day's work of creating America? George Washington definitely grew hemp, as did so many people back then. Hemp (the male marijuana plant) was used as a way to pay taxes back then. Hemp was required to be grown on your land if you had over a certain amount of acres. Stop being scared from YELLOW JOURNALISM from the 30's and read into some knowledge that CAN AND WILL EVENTUALLY SAVE OUR FUGKED UP PLANET... Humanity has screwed you before, don't be fooled when they do it again, and again. And don't argue the facts, its all cited in Jack Herer's life dedication, THE EMPEROR WEARS NO CLOTHES. Go read something other than your right-wing bullshite.

      http://www.jackherer.com/chapters.html

    • 1 year ago
  • toyotabedzrock
  • Morthanial
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      Morthanial  
    • toyotabedzrock:

      Herer may not be a licensed historian, but he was a dedicated anthropologist on the search and discovery of why Cannabis was prohibited in 1937. The main reason he found was that smoking "marijuana" (a word, derived from nowhere, to connect the plant to the Mexican heritage, in order to move them out with fear) causes anger and frustration, which leads to becoming an ax-murderer -- true statement. A few decades later, they released that smoking the same plant, "marijuana," makes you deprived of life and turns you into a zombie. This flipped their earlier message about it's side effects 100%, and still nobody caught on. Why? Because the doctors and the government know whats best.. Yeah, right.... since when?

    • 1 year ago
  • mr_tibbles
  • EmperorThan
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      EmperorThan  
    • From the article: "In fact, Jefferson drafted the Declaration of Independence on hemp paper and Madison did the same for the Bill of Rights."

      Again, that means nothing. It just means hemp is durable and they wanted to make sure the bill of rights would survive for centuries on durable paper. It DOESN'T mean they were prepared to roll of the bill of rights after writing it to smoke it.

      Egyptians wrote on papyrus paper, why? Because it was durable? So by the writer's logic shouldn't the Egyptians be smoking papyrus reeds to get high if they like writing on it so much????

    • 1 year ago
  • Morthanial
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      Morthanial  
    • EmperorThan:

      Your logic doesn't make anymore since than the one you are coming after... For one, cannabis wasn't an unknown plant... The Chinese and the Russian's both had been growing it (and smoking it) for a long while and also had trade routes set up with early America. So it wasn't an idiot move to smoke it, because it wasn't just some random plant. I'm not saying they did, but you can;t rule that out either just because your biased views on it are limited.

    • 1 year ago
  • EmperorThan
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      EmperorThan  
    • Morthanial:

      Like you said, the Russians and Chinese. NOT the British. Tobacco was the number 1 smoked crop of the American colonies it was their literal CASH CROP. Anyone with a basic knowledge of early American colonial history knows that.

    • 1 year ago
  • EmperorThan
    • -2
      EmperorThan  
    • Here's my problem with the suggestion that the Founding Fathers smoked pot because they grew it.

      Do you smoke everything you grow in your garden? Just to see if it gets you high? Those who answered 'Yes' please step out into the hall for a moment...

      Thomas Jefferson lived in Virginia. I'm sure he smoked PLENTY of tobacco there. But I doubt he ever said "Let's test out what else in my garden gets me buzzed shall we? I think I'll try that hemp plant over there first, then next we'll try some of those pretty Belladonna flowers..."

      Later that day: 'Here lies Thomas Jefferson, writer of the Declaration of Independence, and all around Founding Father of stuff. Died from randomly smoking things in his garden to see if they got him high.'

      Plus Marijuana's potency is about 10% THC nowadays. It was only 2% THC in the 1960s. What do you think it was before people cultivated it precisely to increase the potency? 1%? 0.5% maybe in 1776? He probably could have gotten higher on absinthe or alcohol at that time. There would be no reason for him to use Marijuana in the first place, what I'm trying to get at. He wasn't just some skeevy dude trying to get high all the time. His high came from beating blacks into submission then fucking their brains out from what I understand.

    • 1 year ago
  • juicie
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      juicie  
    • EmperorThan:

      Jefferson and Franklin were both ambassadors to France, and during that time there was a huge hashish vogue in France...so being the socialite type they definitely passed the pipe among their colleagues.

      The THC content really varies, and depends on how you grow it. Washington's journal entries show that he tried to make a sinsemilla (spanish for without seed) crop by separating the males from the females. Without males to seed the females, the females concentrate on producing the THC laden trichomes instead of using that energy to make seed. You only do that if you are trying to make medical herb, and if he was growing solely for industrial purposes there would be no need for that.

      Archaeologists who dug up a 2,700-year-old tomb of a shaman near Turpan out in far west Xinjiang province found a curious pouch. News reports call it the oldest stash of marijuana on Earth. It was a sinsemilla crop, so the knowledge for producing high THC crop has been around for several millennium.

    • 1 year ago
  • hombre76
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      hombre76  
    • EmperorThan:

      My god would you people read a fucking book on the subjects you post on. India as just one example has been Cultivating Marijuana for thousands of years. This practice found its way back to Europe with Magellan. The Europeans thought they had brought it to the new world but the native Americans had been growing and using a strain native to South America for as long if not longer than they had been cultivating tobacco. And the suggestion that accomplished farmers like Washington Jefferson and Benjamin Franklin author of the Poor Farmers Almanac did not know what the medicinal uses were for the plants that grew in their gardens and around them is absurd. Please do yourself a favor next time and think about and research a subject before you write and show everyone your ignorance.

    • 1 year ago
  • floydyboy
  • EmperorThan
    • -1
      EmperorThan  
    • hombre76:

      Excuse me. I apparently know more about the subject matter than you. Pipes for smoking were an invention of the American Indians of the Americas. So you suggesting Indians of India smoked weed is absurd YOU need to read a fucking history book. They probably made tea out of it, they made tea out of everything. Smoking marijuana in ancient India? No. Romanians are the first recorded 'smokers' of Marijuana in 500BC by Herodotus and they would make a bonfire, all sit about it and inhale the fumes while throwing on marijuana plants.

      To suggest they would exalt one of their plants above all the others in their garden, and that one plant NOT being tobacco you in fact, sir, are a moron. Anyone with even a basic knowledge of early American history knows that Tobacco was the number one cash crop of the new world and especially the southern colonies like that of Thomas Jefferson's plantation.

      And yes hemp is a strong and durable plant used for paper, rope, all sorts of uses. To suggest that simply because they were growing it they were smoking it is a fucking stupid ass claim to make. Find me a SINGLE legitimate reference to Thomas Jefferson, George Washington, or Benjamin Franklin smoking weed and referring to it by name. And don't say they didn't know the name cus you just said they knew all about all their plants. I would bet ANY reference to the hemp plant would be talking about paper, clothes, or rope making. I bet good money on that. Also don't say "Historians have suppressed the knowledge" cus that's a fucking cop out bullshit excuse. Historians sure didn't suppress the knowledge of Ulysses S Grant using Heroin why would they suppress marijuana use?

    • 1 year ago
  • EmperorThan
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      EmperorThan  
    • juicie:

      I already know all of this. But the Chinese you referenced could not have smoked that marijuana from a pipe. And it's unlikely that they would have used the bonfire smoking technique first recorded by Herodotus, with such a small baggie of it on him. PIPES WERE INVENTED BY NATIVE AMERICANS! So the Chinese body found with marijuana was either for tea making OR for sacred properties that had nothing to do with actually USING IT. Don't know if you're aware of this but the ancient Chinese have TONS of sacred herbs regardless of any active properties in them. They'd make a tea with tiger penis, it did nothing but they thought it did cus it was supposed to be all sacred.

      And to suggest Jefferson wholeheartedly loved marijuana more than tobacco is ridiculous. He would have been a piss poor Southern plantation farmer in the colonies if he grew marijuana instead of tobacco on his plantation. Yes, he did grow hemp but I've never found or heard of any reference to him using it for any other purpose than rope, clothes, or paper production. Tobacco was the real 'smoking' gold in the American colonies, it was their largest cash crop. Anyone with even a basic knowledge of American history knows this. Jefferson loved tobacco the same way everyone else in the South loved tobacco. It made money. Sure they may have tried it in France but to suggest they did anything beyond that with it I'd need PROOF as in FACTUAL documentation to show they used their hemp plants in America for anything other than paper, rope, or clothes production (the most common uses of hemp in those days). He wrote a lot of books about plants and as far as I know there isn't a single reference to smoking the hemp plant. And DO NOT give me that most bullshit of all answers 'the historians are trying to cover it up!' because historians sure didn't try to cover up cocaine and heroin use and alcoholism of Ulysses S. Grant.

    • 1 year ago
  • hombre76
  • themotivateddropout
  • hombre76
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      hombre76  
    • EmperorThan:

      #2 this lesson is officially over you obviously don't know a fucking thing about this subject and I refuse to waste my time trying to educate you any further. If you really think that no one else in the world had pipes for smoking frankly any kind of herb they liked until the Europeans came to the Americas then you obviously don't know squat about shit. So have fun in you ignorance.

      oh ya here are some quotes for your ass.

      “Some of my finest hours have been spent on the back of my veranda, smoking hemp and observing as far as the eye can see.” - Thomas Jefferson, U.S. President

      "We shall, by and by, want a world of hemp more for our own consumption." - John Adams, U.S. President

      "Two of my favorite things are sitting on my front porch smoking a pipe of sweet hemp, and playing my Hohner harmonica." -Abraham Lincoln, U.S. President, from a letter written by Lincoln during his presidency to the head of the Hohner Harmonica Company in Germany

      "Prohibition... goes beyond the bound of reason in that it attempts to control a man's appetite by legislation and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes. A prohibition law strikes a blow at the very principles upon which our government was founded" -Abraham Lincoln, U.S. President

      And yes they referred to everything as hemp both the industrial and the herb as is pointed out further up this thread the marijuana was invented in the 20th century as a way to tie the Hemp or Cannabis plant to Mexican immigrants and blacks. In fact there are references to an ingredient called Kanabos in the Hebrew Torah as an ingredient of the anointing oil used in the temple before entering the holy of holies. Scholars are convinced that the description given in the Torah are referring to the cannabis or hemp plant thats a long time prior to your roman crap.

    • 1 year ago
  • figgdimension
  • dragon1984
  • littlwarrior
  • CalgarC
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      CalgarC  
    • um back then everyone smoked pot... hell everytime you see a movie taking place in the 1700's and someone is smoking a cig, back it was probably a oint

    • 1 year ago
  • Sarah_Honea
  • troyl2
  • Wolfspade
  • hombre76
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      hombre76  
    • I smoke two joints in the morning I smoke two joints at night.
      I smoke two joints in the afternoon it makes me feel alright
      I smoke two joints in time of peace and two in time of war
      I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints and then I smoke two more!

      My father he once told me son you be hard workin man
      My mama she once told me son you do the best you can
      But then one day I met a man who came to me and said
      "Hard work good and hard work fine but first take care of head"

    • 1 year ago
  • cbsrf
  • dudefromtherock
  • NiceN
  • Sparky2U
  • themotivateddropout
  • hombre76
    • 0
      hombre76  
    • Sparky2U:

      and we should have left Texas to the Mexicans and killied every one of those fucking confederate soldiers and there kin. Oh well hind sight is allway 20/20. but hay look at it this way act up in public with your BS and some one will be happy to give you another hole in your head.

    • 1 year ago
  • littlwarrior
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      littlwarrior  
    • Sparky2U:

      i know its simpler as a member of the right to simply deny history that does not comply but the terrible truth is if our founding fathers were alive today they definatly wouldnt be right wingers.

    • 1 year ago
  • dragon1984
  • juicie
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      juicie  
    • Sparky2U:

      In his farm journal of August 7, 1765, Washington notes that he "began to separate the male from the female hemp... rather too late." An astute agronomist, Washington could only have been seeking a sinsemilla crop with stronger "medicinal" qualities.

    • 1 year ago
  • hombre76
  • juicie
  • UtopianSky
  • floydyboy
  • GoldenHeart
  • cbsrf
  • themotivateddropout
  • juicie
  • donkeyfly69
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      donkeyfly69  
    • GoldenHeart:

      lol i remember my bajan family giving me our national drink (rum) at two! rasta kids smoke weed as well. she's just an idiot for video taping it.

      and this has nothing to do with the article

    • 1 year ago
  • sunshine1649
  • fun_size
  • themotivateddropout
  • juicie
  • themotivateddropout
  • danitassin
  • trut
  • juicie
  • trut
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