The Daily Show Debates: How will the Democrats "fuck this up?

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Haha I did enjoy that.

That is the tragedy, since they are so conflicted, going in so many directions that "they could fuck up a wet dream"

bill clinton was worse than barry obomber

cuts towards sociali security and welfare the were thing reagan and bush only dreamed about

That man was a lot of things , I am most impressed at the fact he is still sharp as a tack .

The sad part is that even he wasn't sharp enough to avoid falling for the distractions and letting the circus sideshow take over to focus on the irrelevant things like John, Jason and Wyatt pointed out

And he was definately not GAY !!!! Unlike Barack and the "boys" he surrounds himself with.

Friends of the Clintons (very interesting)

You might want to take a look at this folks... anyone thinking "Billory" may wish to reconsider. If you were not, then please pass this on to anyone you know who is considering it. A quick refresher course lest we forget what has happened to many 'friends' of the Clintons

1 - James McDougal - Clinton’s convicted Whitewater partner died of an apparent heart attack, while in solitary confinement. He was a key witness in Ken Starr's investigation.

2 - Mary Mahoney - A former White House intern was murdered July 1997 at a Starbucks Coffee Shop in Georgetown. The murder happened just after she was to go public with her story of sexual harassment in the White House.

3 - Vince Foster - Former White House councilor, and colleague of Hillary Clinton at Little Rock's Rose Law firm. Died of a gunshot wound to the head, ruled a suicide.

4 - Ron Brown - Secretary of Commerce and former DNC Chairman. Reported to have died by impact in a plane crash. A pathologist close to the investigation reported that there was a hole in the top of Brown's skull resembling a gunshot wound. At the time of his death Brown was being investigated, and spoke publicly of his willingness to cut a deal with prosecutors. The rest of the people on the plane also died. A few days later the air Traffic controller committed suicide.

5 - C. Victor Raiser II- Raiser, a major player in the Clinton fund raising organization died in a private plane crash in July 1992.

6 - Paul Tulley - Democratic National Committee Political Director found dead in a hotel room in Little Rock, September 1992. Described by Clinton as a 'Dear friend and trusted advisor'.

7 - Ed Willey - Clinton fund raiser, found dead November 1993 deep in the woods in VA of a gunshot wound to the head. Ruled a suicide. Ed Willey died on the same day his wife Kathleen Willey claimed Bill Clinton groped her in the oval office in the White House. Ed Willey was involved in several Clinton fund raising events.

8 - Jerry Parks - Head of Clinton's gubernatorial security team in Little Rock. Gunned down in his car at a deserted intersection outside Little Rock. Park's son said his father was building a dossier on Clinton. He allegedly threatened to reveal this information. After he died the files were mysteriously removed from his house.

9 - James Bunch - Died from a gunshot suicide. It was reported that he had a 'Black Book' of people which contained names of influential people who visited prostitutes in Texas and Arkansas.

10 - James Wilson - Was found dead in May 1993 from an apparent hanging suicide. He was reported to have ties to Whitewater.

11 - Kathy Ferguson - Ex-wife of Arkansas Trooper Danny Ferguson, was found dead in May 1994, in her living room with a gunshot to her head. It was ruled a suicide even though there were several packed suitcases, as if she were going somewhere. Danny Ferguson was a
co-defendant along with Bill Clinton in the Paula Jones lawsuit. Kathy Ferguson was a possible corroborating witness for Paula Jones.

12 - Bill Shelton - Arkansas State Trooper and fiancée of Kathy Ferguson. Critical of the suicide ruling of his fiancée, he was found dead in June, 1994 of a gunshot wound also ruled a suicide at the grave site of his fiancée.

13 - Gandy Baugh - Attorney for Clinton's friend Dan Lassater, died by jumping out a window of a tall building January, 1994. His client was a convicted drug distributor.

14 - Florence Martin - Accountant & sub-contractor for the CIA, was related to the Barry Seal Mena, Arkansas Airport drug smuggling case. He died of three gunshot wounds.

15 - Suzanne Coleman - Reportedly had an affair with Clinton when he was Arkansas Govenor.

Typical Democrats.......?

I would like this referenced in APA format please

i assume you dont pay taxes...

Some can pay accountants and lawyers to avoid a large share of taxes but everybody pays some even if it is sales tax

that is a stupid assumption. how is the government supposed to get out of debt faster if it collects less money?

The more I earn with my business, the more men/women I can hire, who will also be adding to the pot by paying taxes. The more income that I can put back into my company the better the job security, and the easier it is to finance larger jobs.

I have a motto:

Please pay me,
So I can Pay him,
and he can pay you.

Make sense?

Interesting name Saladin. He was a Muslim warrior, now I see the reason behind many of your posts. Saladin , Arabic Salah ad-Din, 1137?-1193, Muslim warrior and Ayyubid sultan of Egypt, the great opponent of the Crusaders, b. Mesopotamia, of Kurdish descent. He lived for 10 years in Damascus at the court of Nur ad-Din , where he distinguished himself by his interest in Sunni theology. He accompanied his uncle, Shirkuh (or Shirkoh), a lieutenant of Nur ad-Din, on campaigns (1164, 1167, 1168) against the Fatimid rulers of Egypt. Shirkuh became vizier there and on his death (1169) was succeeded by Saladin. Saladin later caused the name of the Shiite Fatimid caliph to be dropped from the Friday prayer, thus deposing him.

After the death of Nur ad-Din, who was planning to campaign against his too powerful subordinate, Saladin proclaimed himself sultan of Egypt, thus beginning the Ayyubid dynasty. He spread his conquests westward on the northern shores of Africa as far as Qabis.

A Islam apologist ? No just a Muslim troll.

Funny then that I spend a good portion of my time talking about atheism huh?

Did you read my profile? I'm a HISTORY MAJOR. Saladin is an incredibly interesting figure in an incredibly interesting time period. Here's a man, a Kurd no less, who rose from utter nothingness to conquering the entire Arab world, defeating the second crusade and halting the third, all the while impressing everyone who met him so much that even crusaders thought him an honorable man.

Here's a tip, if you want to know about my username, you can ask. Durrrr.