Comedy | September 24, 2010 | 374 comments

Aliens built the pyramids

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Over and over again, our history is proven to be lies!
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374 comments // Aliens built the pyramids

  • boothanew
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      boothanew  
    • i find it odd that (supposedly) our pyramids on earth line up with a set of "rock formations" that just happen to look just like our pyramids on mars.....

    • 1 year ago
  • Follow_me
  • Ogaal
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      Ogaal  
    • Follow_me:

      It's under comedy because in full honesty it's right along the ever changing edge beween Conspiracy Theory/paranormal nonsense & very serious scientific disscussion that seems to be too "out there" to be right but has too many facts to be discredited.

    • 1 year ago
  • unclepete813
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      unclepete813  
    • no doubt, I can tell you exactly who they were. They was some big melanated brothers who were nothing but dark matter so dark they look blue. And The goddess MAat was the creator of man. I am a descendent of the extra-terrestials with dredlocks. My father is Yahwey. peace out 1love IMHOTEP

    • 1 year ago
  • MisterWizard
  • kennymotown
  • eden49
  • kennymotown
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      kennymotown  
    • eden49:

      Saladen is great commentator, I am a little surprised in his reaction to the article. It was after all an article to stimulate ones mind, I must have touched a nerve or something!

    • 1 year ago
  • Saladin
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      Saladin  
    • eden49:

      I tell it like it is, it is of no interest to me that it hurts peoples' feelings to know that the things that they believe are ridiculous.

      Yeah kenny, it touched a couple of nerves. It touched my skeptic and scientific naturalist nerve, the one that demands positive evidence for positive claims. It touched my history nerve, the one that demands that people respect the ingenuity and tenacity of the human being and all it has accomplished. And it touched my current nerve, the one that demands that a forum of intelligent, critical human beings be wise enough to discern clear fact from obvious fiction.

    • 1 year ago
  • congoboy
  • congoboy
  • MisterWizard
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      MisterWizard  
    • Saladin:

      Just because you don't have it does not mean that the evidence does not exist. It's sounds, too me, more like you don't want it to exist.

      Contrary to myth, I've never seen any hard evidence that proves that the Jews built the pyramids, as so widely believed.

    • 1 year ago
  • eden49
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      eden49  
    • ...@ rodstradamus...LOL...we're such a talented lot, even those in "de-NILE"...

      ...^10...comment of MY week...

    • 1 year ago
  • rodstradamus
  • juxzta1
  • kennymotown
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  • thedirtman
  • congoboy
  • thedirtman
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      thedirtman  
    • congoboy:

      You never know about those aliens. They would have to be intelligent to master space flight and I don't think they would have traveled so far just to smell the roses. Sounds logical to me.

    • 1 year ago
  • thedirtman
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      thedirtman  
    • "The other Pyramids, which were supposedly built about 500 years later, all have shoddy masonry, and are crumbling down. An example of this is the famous 'bent' pyramid, which started out with the sides being built at one angle, then suddenly shifts in the middle to a shallower angle. This is because the angle at which it was started was much too steep for it to stand when finished."

      The Egyptians were an incredibly advanced people that went through a wave of anti-intellectualism - the way America is now.

    • 1 year ago
  • congoboy
  • Jeremy_Benson
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      Jeremy_Benson  
    • Yes, the sphinx was built by aliens in honor the zodiac constellation Leo. Did I mention the aliens just happen to have the same constellations as we do (even though they came from another planet) and use the same earth animals we do to represent them? Yes, makes perfect sense...

    • 1 year ago
  • jimbones2045
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      jimbones2045  
    • Jeremy_Benson:

      Haha. Thats a good point. But did you think about how maybe they use the stars that we can see from Earth as like a landmark of sorts. They know if they see Orion and his belt then they're on earth. If they see a constellation that looks

      Or, maybe the Egyptians were so captivated by the alien being and his space ship that came from the sky that they grew obsessed with it and where it came from. So they learned everything they could about the stars and made up the rest.

    • 1 year ago
  • Jeremy_Benson
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      Jeremy_Benson  
    • jimbones2045:

      Well, the truth is we'll never know who built the pyramids or how. Unless the aliens or some mummy come down to earth and say "look, this is how it all went down..." Same with the Easter Island heads or the strange road under the sea near Bimini.

      Thinking about all these perplexing human mysteries makes me tingle a bit.

    • 1 year ago
  • crystalman
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  • arliegiles
  • versasrev
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      versasrev  
    • I would like to state that my previous statement is directed to anyone who believes this to be true and not a joke... Sorry it's just a personal pet peeve of mine

    • 1 year ago
  • versasrev
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      versasrev  
    • I always find the argument of "We don't know, so clearly it is aliens" to be one of the greatest leaping to conclusions in human history. It's along the line of Descartes's jump from "I think therefor I am" to "there is a God". Essentially the in-between point has no logic, no prof, and no basis so as the make the conclusion moot.

      Of course if you bothered to seriously study the pyramids and their construction you would see that these are not the only ones, and that there were numerous failures and successes before the Pyramids of Giza. The greatest technological breakthrough prior to the pyramids being the step Pyramid of Joser.

      As for alignment of structures to the winter and summer solstice, well I have to tell you that is no great mystery or feat. All that is necessary to determine the number of days in the year is a stick set into the ground for the whole year. You know when the unit of time has repeated by checking the shadow it places on the ground at roughly the same time every day until it reaches the starting point, and there you go, one year has transpired.

      The calculation given are highly suspect as well. First they do not take into account the over 1 foot thick layer of limestone that encased the structure. This would through off the balance as well. Second, there is no taking into consideration of the units of measure used for the calculations of pi. Mathematically speaking if one either uses the correct preexisting measuring system with the correct base system (and no base ten which we commonly use was not socially always the proper choice throughout history) one could find many man made structures that give a value of pi by complete accident.

      As to the exactness of the construction of the blocks and there placement; there is indeed archeological evidence of water powered evenly placed saws that would consistently produce highly accurate stone cutting.

      Also; archeological evidence exists for a large belt like device (it is unnamed at this time) that would essentially wrap around the the square in such a way that the outside would form a wheel like structure. One should realize that just because a culture does not use a device how you would expect them to, in no way means that the technology and ingenuity to use/create it does not exist. There are many instances throughout history of societies refusing to adapt technologies that we would perceive as an obvious benefit.

      As for water damage on the sphinx, it is known that the Nile regularly flooded during this time period in a highly predictable manner; however what is not commonly known is that on occasion extensive or extreme flooding would occur, and this would be the source for any water damage.

      Why couldn't modern scientist build the pyramids then? First, they don't posses a large conscripted labor work force. Second, they where over complicating the problem. This is generally the case when any technologically advanced society attempts to complete a task preformed by a more "primitive" (and I use the word loosely) society.

      The Pharaoh's curse? Is the same psychological issue as searching for a specific instance of anything within the world, you will always find it. One should remember that there where a lot of people involved with the excavation of Tut's Tomb whom had direct contact with the same artifacts that suffered no ill effects.

      Fungi in King tut's chamber? There a much more interesting fungi on this planet, just do a wiki/Google search for giant mushroom or largest organisms to find out for yourself.

      as for
      "Did you know that the height of the pyramid (481 feet) is almost exactly 1/1,000,000,000 of the distance from the earth to the sun (480.6 billion feet)?"

      Almost exactly is pretty shameful language usage. Aside from that
      1 AU or Astronomical unit (which is the distance of the Earth from the sun)= 490 806 662 370 feet and not 480.6 billion as stated earlier.

      as for the Egyptians not keeping records on their secrets? DO I really have to inform anyone that it was of the utmost importance that no one discover the entry or secrets of their construction. It is documented that they went so far as to kill workers that knew to much, so them destroying records or omitting to make records was not uncommon in instances such as this. One could look to the backlash created by the Amarna Revolution for the lengths at which Egyptians would go to remove something from history.

      As for degree alignment and alignment to north, neither would be of great difficultly. The above mentioned stick technology can be used to create a fairly accurate longitude and latitude structure by measuring the length of the shadow cast by a stick on an exact day and then moving it a given distance, so as to create a noticeable difference in the shadow length to determine a base measure for both Longitude and Latitude.

      So in conclusion; the Egyptians had the technology, tools, ability, experience, workforce, and time to construct the pyramids without any assistance. I simply ask one question. With the Egyptians possessing the clear ability to construct the pyramids and the evidence to support this conclusion why would you believe aliens built them?

      With all the preceding information I feel that I have made a clear argument for why this is not NEWS and thus should the News tag removed.

      P.S. Load Stones are naturally occurring magnets, so it is quite possible for any society to possess primitive compass like devices.

      P.P.S. A second question: If you believed there to be no evidence for the Egyptians to have built the pyramids then why would you believe Aliens to be the culprit when there is no evidence for them to have built the pyramids either?

      P.P.P.S. The scientifically accepted dates for the pyramids are indeed corroborated.

    • 1 year ago
  • jimbones2045
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      jimbones2045  
    • versasrev:

      "You know when the unit of time has repeated by checking the shadow it places on the ground at roughly the same time every day until it reaches the starting point, and there you go, one year has transpired."

      That's one day if I'm not mistaken.

    • 1 year ago
  • Jeremy_Benson
  • jimbones2045
  • versasrev
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      versasrev  
    • jimbones2045:

      The angle will change as well. Essentially all you need to do is mark the starting length (like with another stick) and then wait until the initial conditions recur to know that one year has passed.

      As a matter of fact one could even use sticks to determine that the Earth is round, get a very close approximation for the circumference of the Earth, and determine the Equinoxes and Solstices. Though one needs to know a little math as well.

    • 1 year ago
  • Saladin
  • jimbones2045
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      jimbones2045  
    • Saladin:

      You're the most open minded guy. It's heart warming, really. I mean, how often do I get to read such thoughtful and intellectual garbage such as what you have produced? Not to insult, but you need to turn off the asshole switch and show respect for people just tryin to make sense out of life.

    • 1 year ago
  • themotivateddropout
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      themotivateddropout  
    • Saladin:

      Mission failed.
      It was an honest attempt, but just because you believe it's a ridiculous subject to be discussed, it doesn't mean it is.
      And your promoting open mindedness and self education, but your doing it through condescension and belittling what others find interesting. I don't think that will work.

    • 1 year ago
  • Saladin
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      Saladin  
    • jimbones2045:

      I don't have to respect asinine ideas, especially when they're accepted out of hand by people who never even bothered to look up how they were made in the first place.

      You aren't "trying to make sense out of life." That's the real criminal claim here. You want someone to tell you something fun so you can believe that reality is more interesting than it actually is.

      If you really wanted to make sense of things, you'd actually do an investigation. If you really cared about what's true, you wouldn't just pick up on any idea anyone throws out there, especially when it's something that we actually understand very well.

    • 1 year ago
  • themotivateddropout
  • jimbones2045
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      jimbones2045  
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    • Saladin:

      http://current.com
      I don't know how to take off this pic. I didn't want it.

      I'm sure you know soooo much. That's why your writing posts on current and not teaching a seminar.

      "You aren't "trying to make sense out of life." That's the real criminal claim here. You want someone to tell you something fun so you can believe that reality is more interesting than it actually is."

      Are you joking? How could you possibly know anything about me to assume that? And how could you not think reality is already interesting as shit without adding fantastical ideas. I'm trying to gather ALL POSSIBILITIES and sort through what is most logical. I don't believe anything. I have a series of ideas of what could be "the answer."

      And to think I haven't investigated is insulting. I'm not a stupid or ignorant or closed minded person. You need to get off your computer and learn to talk to people productively cuz all you make me want to do is completely tune out your entire theory on life. Now your theory means nothing to me. It's fiction.

      Congratulations you can go to another page now. This is a lost cause.

    • 1 year ago
  • Saladin
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      Saladin  
    • themotivateddropout:

      You don't believe it's a ridiculous subject to speculate AS FACT whether or not human built structures were assisted by alien lifeforms based on NO evidence and AGAINST a demonstrable understanding of their construction?

      Enlighten me then, what is ridiculous.

      You don't seem to understand what open mindedness is, or education, or apparently even the word ridiculous.

      I'm sorry, but it's hard to not be condescending when someone is shitting on my major and then telling me to be nicer about a point of view that is the definition of stupid.

    • 1 year ago
  • Saladin
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      Saladin  
    • themotivateddropout:

      You mean we're in a story that's just introduced the idea, they've never posted about it before, they've just mentioned that they're "trying to figure things out," but they DIDN'T get the idea from this story.

      Yeah ok.

      Even if that were true, how is it relevant? For christ's sale, you could go to the page on wikipedia and get an explanation on how these things were built, let alone the mountains of papers that have been written about this subject. We're talking about ZERO effort here.

      Even if he did come up with it on his own, that's really not impressive.

    • 1 year ago
  • Saladin
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      Saladin  
    • jimbones2045:

      A possibility is not a probability, let alone what is likely to have actually happened.

      And you don't know what logic is if you think you're trying to gather "all possibilities" and then "rule them out." By definition, there are an infinite number of possibilities. The only ones you should take seriously is what is demonstrated by the actual evidence.

      Blind speculation and investigation are not the same thing. And since logic is the language that organizes facts, how useless is it to say you're going to logically choose from possibilities? The only logical thing to deduce from a possibility is that it CAN happen, not that it did happen or that it was likely to happen.

      "And to think I haven't investigated is insulting."

      You haven't investigated, if you did, you wouldn't even consider this to be a possibility. Either that or you don't know what an investigation is.

      If this is now a "lost cause," then you've proven my point that this you have an emotional attachment to this issue instead of a rational one. If you can go from "you pissed me off" to "what you say is wrong" and still think you're being intellectually honest, then you definitely don't understand what logic is.

      Seriously, someone should not need to hold your hand and give you reassuring cuddles to explain why something this obviously asinine is wrong. I'm sorry, I reserve my patience and my kind demeanor for people who have enough intellectual rigor to not change their entire worldview based on a vague suggestion that doesn't even make sense.

    • 1 year ago
  • jimbones2045
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      jimbones2045  
    • Saladin:

      I feel sorry for you man. I actually used to respect the things you wrote. I know your an intelligent person but your whole way of "teaching people" is humiliating. If you want people to be smart you need to talk to them, not insult them. The very first post I made was that your an asshole. NOT that you were wrong. Just that your a prick.

      And no. This is not a lost cause because I have some emotional attachment to what I believe. It's a lost cause because there's no way for either of us to "win" this argument. Your going to be a dick. And I'm going to try to tell you your being a dick. Then the cycle continues.

      And even if I did have an "emotional attachment" to my belief then you have no place to try to tell me I'm wrong. Some people need their beliefs, without them they have nothing.

      Go learn some social skills, man. Go back to college or something. Get the sand out of your beaver and come back here refreshed.

    • 1 year ago
  • themotivateddropout
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      themotivateddropout  
    • Saladin:

      Nobody is shitting on your major, your a very sensitive person. I know it's hard not to be condescending to someone you disagree with, but if you have any real, honest hope to never see a post like this story get to the top spot and stay there for so long, maybe you shouldn't be posting insulting rants about people and what they find interesting. Maybe you shouldn't attack anyone who argues against you. This post is not a problem, it's just harmless speculation. Oh, and I understand all of those complex concepts you brought up, I just also understand you don't have to tell an entire group of posters that they are out of their minds to explain to them what proof exists. There is a lot of factual evidence to explain how the pyramids were designed and constructed. You could just as easily post all of this information without telling everyone that they need to get in touch with their rational brain. The message might actually sink in, which is the effect I hope you are going for.

    • 1 year ago
  • themotivateddropout
  • Saladin
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      Saladin  
    • Apparently, current has lost its god damn mind, so let me explain this very simply as I did to someone else below.

      Positive claims require positive evidence, extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

      The possibility that there is intelligent life out there is practically certain. The possibility that it's mastered space travel, is anywhere near us, could locate us and could care enough to visit us, let alone interact with us, let alone screw with our earlier civilizations in USELESS ways, is fucking absurdly unlikely.

      And that's just considering the odds of it as a POSSIBILITY, we've not even tangled with the fact that there is ZERO evidence for it.

      Essentially what this is claiming is that an alien civilization so advanced they had mastered space travel visited earlier humans and gave them the knowledge to make a simple geometrical structure to bury their pharaohs in? Don't you think they might have given us something more useful? Modern medicine? The secrets to space travel? Hell, even a simple steam engine would have pushed technology forward in unbelievable ways. But really? The fucking pyramids? That's the best you got? The plot of a Transformer's movie? The premise of Stargate?

      Keep in mind, this civilization mastered irrigation, chariots, invented its own form of writing and paper, was sufficient in metallurgy and masonry, etc. Did you think that maybe, just for a second, that instead of this absurd idea being anywhere near likely that's what's far more probable is that you don't nearly know as much about human beings or their history as you think you do?

      Did you even consider that maybe you have a weird bias against people living in the past, or that maybe your teleological notions about how technology and science progress are utterly mistaken?

      Did you even TRY to look it up before considering an entirely new belief system based on no evidence for the history of mankind?

      Did you think about any part of this? At all?

      Keep in mind, there's a lot more than one pyramid and there's the Sphinx and the Mausoleums and hundreds of thousands of utterly incredible artifacts, were all they manufactured too?

      And considering Egypt was wiped out not much later, are we supposed to believe that a civilization gifted with the knowledge of an advanced alien race couldn't even keep its neighbors at bay?

      Let's get fucking real here for a minute.

      Try this on for size, in 10,000 B.C. there was a city in India the size of Manhattan. Was that built by aliens too for the same inexplicable and useless reason? What about Machu Picchu or Stonehenge or the Angkor Wat or the massive Buddhist statues scattered across southeast Asia, or the Colossus of Rhodes or the Hanging Gardens countless other AMAZING ancient marvels, were they all fucking built by aliens? And why? The Romans built boats out of wood to carry Siege Towers that were bigger than the Titanic. Hell, look at European Cathedrals, The Hagia Sophia, the Cordoban Mosque. Those things were built in fucking Medieval times! A time far less advanced in many ways than their ancient predecessors.

      Seriously, the Pyramids aren't even that complicated of a structure. You want to see something impressive, look at the Flavian Amphitheatre, also known as the Colosseum. The fucking thing could be filled with water on a whim so people could watch sea battles. A system infinitely more complex than a series of bricks laid in a pyramid pattern. Yet no one even questions whether it was built by aliens, why not?

      Seriously, the only possible way you could believe this is if you knew nothing about any ancient civilization, or anything at all for that matter, and didn't bother to think the actual proposition through.

      The entire thing is fucking asinine back to front.

      It's difficult for me to wrap my head around why anyone would look at this an think it even remotely plausible for any reason at all. And even if you did, did you ever think to, I don't know, LOOK IT UP first?

      Do you guys realize how much of an embarrassment it is to have this at #1? Do you know what a blow it is to this site's credibility that this stupid shit is even up here?

      Someone PLEASE convince me that at least a dozen people on this god damn site saw this story and actually fucking THOUGHT about critically about the god damn premise. Otherwise, we're kind of in trouble.

    • 1 year ago
  • JanforGore
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      JanforGore  
    • Saladin:

      It's not number one because everyone agrees with the link. I didn't read it in all honesty as I have a mind of my own and wanted to comment based on the topic. It's a very interesting topic and actually something different from the usual here and makes you think. The fact that many others obviously felt the same way is why it is at number one. Comments and votes raise the post up the ranks not just agreement. And you just helped it with this response.

    • 1 year ago
  • jimbones2045
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      jimbones2045  
    • Saladin:

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Holy shit man your such a hypocrite I can't contain myself. You preach open mindedness but DO YOU HEAR YOURSELF? You've just written the most closed minded post I read so far. You preach to keep all possibilities open but then you sit there and say that this particular possibility is "fucking asinine back to front".

      Why don't you shut up for a minute and think.

      "Seriously, the Pyramids aren't even that complicated of a structure."
      Did you deduct that on your own Sherlock? You know what a Pyramid is? It's one of the ONLY shapes that cannot be created by nature. A triangle CANNOT be made naturally, thus and intelligent being had to have built it.

      So it may be possible that a Pyramid could be some sort of intergalactic symbol for intelligent life.

      And yea the Colosseum is a wonder. But have you gotten a good look at it recently? It's like Lindsey Lohan's career. Fuckin shambles. The pyramids are still looking pretty good to me. Can you name me any other structures that haven't changed through time?

    • 1 year ago
  • Saladin
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      Saladin  
    • jimbones2045:

      Yeah pyramids do have to be made by intelligent life, that's why we made them.

      And actually, lots of the pyramids are in shambles. Most of the outer bricks have worn away and some are so damaged that they're indistinguishable from a pile of rubble. They used to be far more incredible structures as the outer layer of bricks was polished to a mirror shine such that they gleamed like mirrors in the sun.

      This is not even mentioning that no one ever attacked the Pyramids like the city of Rome was attacked, burned and looted multiple times. This also isn't mentioning the facts that a pyramid is a much stronger shape and structure than the Colosseum.

      None of this actually addresses any of the points I make about why believing it's built by aliens is asinine.

      You're a perfect candidate for my video above. Being open-minded does NOT mean accepting new ideas uncritically. It means questioning your own assumptions and being ready to change your mind if you think you're wrong.

    • 1 year ago
  • sidewaysclyde
  • jimbones2045
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      jimbones2045  
    • Saladin:

      Dude, I'm ready to accept the "truth" just as much as the next guy. I'm NOT saying your wrong. I"M NOT. I'm saying your an arrogant ass. I'm saying that YOUR the one automatically assuming that alien's didn't come down here just because it's a little ridiculous. Maybe you should watch that video yourself.

      KEEP AN OPEN MIND AND DON'T AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME SOMETHING IS TRUE BECAUSE THERE'S NO OTHER EXPLANATION.

      Well, KEEP AN OPEN MIND AND DON'T AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME SOMETHING IS FALSE JUST BECAUSE THE EXPLANATION IS A LITTLE RIDICULOUS.

      I think the Catholic faith is a little ridiculous (sorry for all those catholics reading this). But that DOES NOT mean I think their wrong. That DOES NOT mean I think their stupid or naive. That DOES NOT mean I have the right to belittle them into submission.

      Open mindedness= "It means questioning your own assumptions and being ready to change your mind if you think you're wrong."

      You don't have to think your wrong. You have to think that they could be right.

      "Yeah pyramids do have to be made by intelligent life, that's why we made them."
      WHERE IS THE OPEN MINDEDNESS? What about the whole thing about the fan that you didn't notice when you saw the lamp shade moving? Do you automatically assume or do you DO YOUR FUCKING HOMEWORK AND FIND OUT FOR YOURSELF?

    • 1 year ago
  • jimbones2045
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      jimbones2045  
    • sidewaysclyde:

      No- thank you. Are you just pissed cuz you hate conversations with no victor? You can't win this particular argument because it's not really an argument it's sharing your idea of the meaning of life and what it could possibly be. there is no right or wrong. it's just what we think

    • 1 year ago
  • mindcruzer
  • Jeremy_Benson
  • Saladin
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      Saladin  
    • jimbones2045:

      "I'm saying that YOUR the one automatically assuming that alien's didn't come down here just because it's a little ridiculous"

      If you call a series of utterly contradicting facts "a little ridiculous," sure, it's a little ridiculous. Sort of like it would be a little bit ridiculous to think that a ghost murdered someone if they had a knife in their back with fingerprints matching a suspect you had in custody.

      "I think the Catholic faith is a little ridiculous (sorry for all those catholics reading this). But that DOES NOT mean I think their wrong. That DOES NOT mean I think their stupid or naive. That DOES NOT mean I have the right to belittle them into submission."

      Then you don't understand what an open mind is. An open mind isn't concerned with how ridiculous something is or how cherished it is.

      An open mind is concerned with the EVIDENCE, with what is DEMONSTRABLY true.

      It isn't concerned with peoples' subjective feelings about the belief nor is it "belittling" to point out why those beliefs are wrong.

      "You don't have to think your wrong. You have to think that they could be right."

      No, you're utterly wrong.

      It's IRRELEVANT whether someone COULD be right, it only matters if they ARE right. If the evidence really DOES point in that direction.

      "WHERE IS THE OPEN MINDEDNESS? What about the whole thing about the fan that you didn't notice when you saw the lamp shade moving? Do you automatically assume or do you DO YOUR FUCKING HOMEWORK AND FIND OUT FOR YOURSELF"

      Because this is a phenomena which has already been explained. To use the metaphor from the video, that fan got turned off fucking decades ago. We understand, very well, how these things were built.

      It's you who's claiming ghost stories here, it's you who actually has a lack of curiosity. You haven't even bothered to read about how they were actually built based on the evidence found from the site and are now uncritically accepting an UNFALSIFIABLE explanation for something that has a DEMONSTRABLE falsifiable one.

      Furthermore, you've already demonstrated this because you read versasrev's post above and responded to it.

      What this entire conversation has been is you being butthurt over me calling this idea stupid.

      Well, it is stupid. And you don't have a right to be upset because I called it that. Nor does it make any sense to call me an arrogant for rejecting a notion that's obviously WRONG.

      And for every post that you delve further into attacks on my character or civility instead of the ACTUAL ISSUE or any of the POINTS that I made, you're only solidifying the suggestion I put down earlier that you WANT to believe this, not that it's actually believable.

    • 1 year ago
  • sidewaysclyde
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      sidewaysclyde  
    • jimbones2045:

      What are you talking about? I don't think any conversation has a victor. I'm not trying to win - you are. Relax. If you read my comments on this story you will notice I just asked questions. And no - I don't think we can conclude aliens made us or this world by deciphering ancient tablets - sorry. It's not enough evidence to me.

    • 1 year ago
  • flyingkick
  • flyingkick
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      flyingkick  
    • jimbones2045:

      No, you're wrong.
      There's a difference between being 'open minded' and gullible.
      If you have any knowledge of history or the scientific method or even how claims are made and defended, than you'd know this article is just plain silly.

      Would you call someone closed minded because they're not open to the possibility that the earth might be flat? Of course not. You'd call them correct, hopefully.

    • 1 year ago
  • jimbones2045
  • jimbones2045
    • +1
      jimbones2045  
    • flyingkick:

      I'd call them correct? Why would I do that?

      I'm not gullible. I'm open to whatever you say as long as there is evidence. I never said you guys were wrong. That's what your missing. I never said saladin was incorrect with anything he wrote. I called him a dick.

      People want to be right. It's a natural urge. That's why all of you guys have teamed up and are beating the hell out of everything I've said. Yea, maybe I deserve it. Yea, maybe your right. But does it really matter. This is a discussion not a lecture.

    • 1 year ago
  • jimbones2045
    • +1
      jimbones2045  
    • Saladin:

      SALADIN I know that your a history major, (thus you know everything) but when you tell people what you "know" to be true you gotta listen to them and speak accordingly. I mean, if people are sitting around having a discussion like normal people, do you just walk in shouting that everyone needs to shut up because you know best? No, you sit with them and talk to them about WHY you think your right. I'm normally a nice guy. I don't write in CAPS lock. But when I read your posts I get angry about how much of a douche your being. Here I will repeat the very first post I wrote to you.

      "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Holy shit man your such a hypocrite I can't contain myself. You preach open mindedness but DO YOU HEAR YOURSELF? You've just written the most closed minded post Ive read so far. You preach to keep all possibilities open but then you sit there and say that this particular possibility is "fucking asinine back to front""

      This right here was my point from the beginning and you guys just filled in the rest with your own personal anger.

      "An open mind is concerned with the EVIDENCE, with what is DEMONSTRABLY true."

      Well, SALADIN, when there isn't enough evidence then what can you do besides speculate? I know you think there's plenty of evidence on this matter, and there may be. BUT I'm only 19. I don't know shit. So you know what you do? You teach me what you know like an adult. Quit your temper tantrum about current and tell me YOUR logic then. The only info youve posted is that long ass post above this one. You should be debating and posting links with articles and videos and whatnot, not just spilling out info you have in your head.

    • 1 year ago
  • flyingkick
    • 0
      flyingkick  
    • jimbones2045:

      Because they are correct- the earth is round...

      This article was silly. The claims are laughable. The evidence provided was weak. There was no substantial context of actual history. Calling this article ridiculous is not a close-minded action- it's a logical one.

    • 1 year ago
  • iamaman
  • kennymotown
  • jeanPetit
  • Nephwrack
    • +2
      Nephwrack  
    • jeanPetit:

      like wow, really, OMG! opinions are like assholes, everyone has one! fer shure! (sarcasm off) grown ups are talking, and intolerance of free speech is ugly at best.

    • 1 year ago
  • Ian_Judge_Lord
  • versasrev
  • jimbones2045
  • themotivateddropout
  • versasrev
  • Ian_Judge_Lord
    • -2
      Ian_Judge_Lord  
    • The Valorien Asgard remain on Earth for several millennia; overseeing the humans’ reconstruction of their civilization. They do this by infiltrating the powerful families and governments; and by inspiring the great thinkers of their times: Moses, Plato Socrates and Aristotle, Jeshua of Nazareth, Emperor Constantine of Byzantium, King Arcturius of Londonium, Galileo Galilei, Sir Isaac Newton, Leonardo Da Vinci, Montaigne, Renee Descartes and Francois Voltaire, Shakespeare, Benjamin Franklin, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, Samuel Clemens, Dickens, Wells, Verne, Abraham Lincoln, Albert Einstein, Roosevelt, Winston Churchill, Muhandas Gandhi, John Kennedy, John Lennon etc.
      The Asgard, however, have to contend with the Sydhe, who, in the stead of the Kraenim, seek to corrupt humanity to their own devices; and to that end aide the most wicked of the human leadership; terrorists and evil, brutal dictators: Hannibal, Julius Caesar, Caesar Octavius Augustus, Nero, Caligula, Charlemagne-Barbarossa, Genghis Khan, Ivan the Great and Terrible, Marie Antoinette, Stalin, Hitler, Mao Tze Tong, Ho Chi Minh, Reagan, Bush, Milosevic, Hussein, Castro, Kim Jung Il, Bin Laden, and numerous others.

    • 1 year ago
  • crystalman
  • Nephwrack
  • Jake_Leonard
  • Jake_Leonard
  • Nephwrack
  • Stoneyroad
    • +5
      Stoneyroad  
    • Kenny , i owe you an apology. i thought you were being trollish earlier by twisting my scepticism into agreement. But 200 comments later i can see you are opening a door that many here want open.

      Are their Aliens somewhere out there? Highly probable
      Have they been to Earth? Maybe
      Did they build the pyramids? I don't think so

      Should Kenny be the new leader of the UFO group? Most Definitely

    • 1 year ago
  • kennymotown
  • Nephwrack
  • ikkibu_emuqa
  • Nephwrack
    • -2
      Nephwrack  
    • ikkibu_emuqa:

      even with access to the technology we have now? still points to alien involvement. i find it hard to believe that a bronze-age culture could achieve with slave labor and hand tools what we cant achieve with heavy machinery and computer age tech.

    • 1 year ago
  • kennymotown
  • existentialist
  • existentialist
  • JanforGore
  • reactionforce
  • bailey78
  • dragon1984
  • Ian_Judge_Lord
    • 0
      Ian_Judge_Lord  
    • 12,000 Years Ago
      ~The Valoriens return to Earth. They witness firsthand the corruption of their gift to humanity; the “Chosen Ones” by the Kraenim; their arch nemesis: essentially enslaving them in massive quarry mining complexes in Britain, the Andes Mountains, and the near-Middle East; in order to use them in breeding alien prey.

      [10,000 BCE]
      One Valorien warrior sect; known as the Asgard: the original architects of the Stargates; outraged by the Kraenim’s cruel entrapment of the human race; declare war on the Kraenim System-Lords: Anuke (Anubis), Aphaea (Apophis) [Aphrodite], Aristaeus (Ares), Balder (Baal), Erra (Eris [Έρις]) [Eros (Έρος)], Honir (Horus), Lofn (Lora) [Loki], Lucina (Lucifer), Mami (Mania [Μανία]), Nereus (Nemesis [Νέμεσις]), Sefkhet-Abwy (Sekhmet)[Seth], Sol (Sokar), and Thoth (Thor).

      [10,000-6,000 BCE]
      The resulting conflict has an impact on the planet similar to that of a comet or meteorite impact, or super volcanic eruption: A reversal of the planet’s geomagnetic poles; resulting in massive earthquakes, centuries of volcanic eruptions; as well as abrupt and drastic alteration of the planet’s climatic system.The Mastodon; or Wooly Mammoth; which the Lanteans had domesticated and used as beasts of burden ; and the Smilodon, or saber-toothed cats and giant carnivorous Moa birds; which some of their Sydhe overlords had kept as pets; go extinct in a blink of geologic time.Sea levels rise; causing massive tsunamis to race across the Earth’s land masses: the source of countless flood myths. The rock Pillars of Gibraltar are submerged; turning the vast salt flats and grasslands of the Mediterranean into a narrow and shallow sea; Submerging the land bridge connecting Great Britain to mainland Europe, creating the English Channel; and the Strait of Beringea, between Siberia and North America. The island of Antarctica shifts south; freezing over up to a mile thick.
      The devastation brings the last Great Ice Age to an abrupt end; and completely destroys or submerges all but a few of the great works of the Lantean Civilization; burying the Ancients’ capital city deep beneath the pack ice sheet of the now frozen south polar continent: the origin of the myth of the lost island of Atlantis.

      10,000 Years Ago
      The Valorien Asgard; horrified by the havoc and devastation which their war on the Kraenim has caused; take many of the pitiable remnants of the great Lantean culture; whom they call the “Dunedain” or the “faithful”; back to their home world of Valarlorien.The Kraenim; forced from their cities of worship by a rebellion, incited by the Asgard, amongst the humans; retreat through the Stargates, and through the corridors; many of which later fall to the Asgard; and then into the hands of other races; such as the Valograns.

    • 1 year ago
  • feefer2010
  • kennymotown
  • rodstradamus
  • NiceN
  • Nephwrack
    • 0
      Nephwrack  
    • NiceN:

      or perhaps we should look within. i dont see even the most intellegent great apes evolving at the rate that we are. it also says something that all the domestic animals we use are evolving at a higher rate than their wild counterparts due to our interference/guidance... i give both words because of course we will ascribe different meanings to this interaction. some say that genetically modified plants and animals will be our doom, but what exactly does doom mean? it means fate. for good or bad. to throw out the idea that genetic modification could be good for us as a species is foolish at best. at worst it could be suicide.

    • 1 year ago
  • Saladin
    • -2
      Saladin  
    • NiceN:

      How about this.

      If the brilliant minds of current cannot explain the pyramids. then look it up yourself.

      Seriously, they are explained. They're not even that complicated.

    • 1 year ago
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