Comedy | September 24, 2010 | 374 comments

Aliens built the pyramids

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kennymotown
Over and over again, our history is proven to be lies!
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374 comments // Aliens built the pyramids

  • Ian_Judge_Lord
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      Ian_Judge_Lord  
    • The Valorien Asgard; horrified by the havoc and devastation which their war on the Kraenim has caused; take many of the pitiable remnants of the great Lantean culture; whom they call the “Dunedain” or the “faithful”; back to their home world of Valarlorien.The Kraenim; forced from their cities of worship by a rebellion, incited by the Asgard, amongst the humans; retreat through the Stargates, and through the corridors; many of which later fall to the Asgard; and then into the hands of other races; such as the Valograns.

    • 2 years ago
  • iamfree
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      iamfree  
    • I've come to the conclusion on my own that no matter what the deal is concerning the pyramids we have had ALOT of contact with extraterrestrial and or extra~ dimensional people in the past.We are not alone and if we got off our high chairs and approached the information of ancestors left for us with open minds and hearts we might just figure something out about our puny and so far worthless and detrimental existence in this universe.We need to see ourselves undivided like simply humans.We dont even need names.I would bet that other cultures dont even label themselves like we foolishly do...ok i'm done wifey is bugging to go to bookstore..

    • 2 years ago
  • Saladin
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      Saladin  
    • Once again, the marvelous accomplishments and intricate history of human beings is shat on by people who watch too many action movies and like to pretend they're academics.

      Voted down, and I have no idea how this became #1.

    • 2 years ago
  • QuinlanT
  • Nephwrack
  • Nephwrack
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      Nephwrack  
    • QuinlanT:

      true, we have limitless potential, but the mathematical odds of us being the only life in the galaxy, let alone the universe are infinitesimal, not to mention that the idea is arrogant in the extreme.

    • 2 years ago
  • Saladin
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      Saladin  
    • Nephwrack:

      Did you somehow lose your shit and think that possible somehow equals probable?

      It's possible we're in the fucking Matrix, that's not how evidence works.

      Positive claims require positive evidence, extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

      Essentially what you're claiming is that an alien civilization so advanced they had mastered space travel visited early humans and gave them the knowledge to make a simple geometrical structure to bury their pharaohs in? Don't you think they might have given us something more useful? Modern medicine? The secrets to space travel? Hell, even a simple steam engine would have pushed technology forward better.

      Keep in mind, this civilization mastered irrigation, chariots, invented its own form of writing and paper, etc. Did you think that maybe, just for a second, you don't know as much about human beings or their history as you think they do?

      Try this on for size, in 10,000 B.C. there was a city in India the size of Manhattan. Was that build by aliens too for the same inexplicable and useless reason? What about Machu Picchu or Stonehenge or the Angkor Wat or countless other ancient marvels?

      Seriously, the only possible way you could believe this is if you knew nothing about any ancient civilization and didn't bother to think things through?

      The entire thing is fucking asinine back to front.

    • 2 years ago
  • congoboy
  • vaxart
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      vaxart  
    • Anyone outside United States is an Alien anyways. So whether the pyramids were built by Egyptians or Aliens - it's one and the same.

    • 2 years ago
  • Debrinconcita
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      Debrinconcita  
    • vaxart:

      Everyone in the USA are Aliens except for the Native American Indians & the Mexicans who were from California, Texas, New Mexico, Arizona. That's a fact, everyone else are Europeans from other Countries in Europe. Your not from this Continent, your ancestor's took these Lands from the Original people. The True INdigineous Inhabitants. If you really want to be not a so called Alien, Figure out what country in Europe you originated from and go & live there. That's an option all the people who don't like Mexican's or Obama or anything else going on in the USA today, Cause things are changing faster than you know it. Spanish is going to be the most spoken Language very soon. Cause all the majority of people in the World in a few years will all be from Spanish Speaking Countries. So enjoy your life while you can, cause nothings forever, change is for the better of the UNIVERSE

    • 2 years ago
  • vaxart
  • likeamazing
  • kennymotown
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      kennymotown  
    • likeamazing:

      You know, I don't know but it seems to have open the door for many people who have an opinion on the subject. That's great news to me, not the fact that I posted it but the fact that people feel free to comment. Oh yes there are people who don't like the subject or think it's stupid, that's OK too!

    • 2 years ago
  • Ian_Judge_Lord
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      Ian_Judge_Lord  
    • The resulting conflict has an impact on the planet similar to that of a comet or meteorite impact, or super volcanic eruption: A reversal of the planet’s geomagnetic poles; resulting in massive earthquakes, centuries of volcanic eruptions; as well as abrupt and drastic alteration of the planet’s climatic system.The Mastodon; or Wooly Mammoth; which the Lanteans had domesticated and used as beasts of burden ; and the Smilodon, or saber-toothed cats and giant carnivorous Moa birds; which some of their Sydhe overlords had kept as pets; go extinct in a blink of geologic time.Sea levels rise; causing massive tsunamis to race across the Earth’s land masses: the source of countless flood myths. The rock Pillars of Gibraltar are submerged; turning the vast salt flats and grasslands of the Mediterranean into a narrow and shallow sea; Submerging the land bridge connecting Great Britain to mainland Europe, creating the English Channel; and the Strait of Beringea, between Siberia and North America. The island of Antarctica shifts south; freezing over up to a mile thick.
      The devastation brings the last Great Ice Age to an abrupt end; and completely destroys or submerges all but a few of the great works of the Lantean Civilization; burying the Ancients’ capital city deep beneath the pack ice sheet of the now frozen south polar continent: the origin of the myth of the lost island of Atlantis.

    • 2 years ago
  • kennymotown
  • kennymotown
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      kennymotown  
    • Here's what I think! To everyone at current thanks for letting this article get the attention it deserves. It has been a pleasant diversion from the normal news we all get so tired of! And thanks to all that have contributed, please feel free to add more information that has sparked your curiosity on this subject. I have my homework cutout for me tonight and I am looking forward to it. Unfortunately for the few political trolls that have showed up for a comment or two, sorry you won't get paid for that comment on this non-political post.

    • 2 years ago
  • mindcruzer
  • kennymotown
  • mindcruzer
  • MisterWizard
  • kennymotown
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      kennymotown  
    • mindcruzer:

      Now that's more like it! I love that you comment, hell if you look at the views part of any post you can see how many people actually look at the post. This post actually is running a comment rate of 25%, which is above average! That in itself tells me a lot of people have some kind opinion on the subject, and comments make this site unique! Oh I know everybody has an opinion but getting them to type it out, is what freedom is all about. Thought provoking posts are nice but getting everyone to go ahead and say something is like a grade school dance, getting out and dancing is fun once you jump in! Don't you think?

    • 2 years ago
  • kennymotown
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      kennymotown  
    • MisterWizard:

      Well, I have connected with you and appreciate your comments. Coming across the way anybody types is hard to do! I consider you a friend, sometimes like anybody else I get what i like to call tunnel vision. By that I mean, I expect a certain response to a comment I've made, how arrogant is that on my part? Very arrogant in my opinion and what the hell I probably have made as many enemy's as I have friends. That's not my intent, I have always been a piece maker a flaw or an asset who knows.

    • 2 years ago
  • Debrinconcita
  • kennymotown
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      kennymotown  
    • Debrinconcita:

      Bingo! I have connection, I love you guys and gals! It's all about you ,and what is important to us all. I can't help myself sometimes once a politician always a politician or even better once a person always a person. Thanks for your kind words.

    • 2 years ago
  • ikkibu_emuqa
  • kennymotown
  • Nick19
  • kennymotown
  • Nick19
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      Nick19  
    • kennymotown:

      I do, while my certain focus isn't exactly on Egypt, I can say that such structures can be and were put up by humans. Before the Great Pyramid of Giza, there were Pyramids that were more experimental and proved to be a flop. It was the result of thought and experience that will lead to the Pyramid that we all know and love. The ability to move large stones and the ability to craft such stone was the result of large labour pools. They gained this large pool through something similar to a Mita in the Incan Empire whereas, working on the pyramid would be your tax. It was through such large pools of workers that they were able to move and shape their stones into position. The only question is the method for moving them. There is already evidence for how the stones were shaped, through chisels. Now, the article talked about how the Pyramids and the Spinx aligned with the Orion Belt and how this explains it as some sort of Alien compass. The Egyptians may have been like the Mayans when it came to the sky. Heck, look at the Mayans and they had people devoted to looking and predicting certain astronomical events. The Egyptians probably did something similar. Why did they look at the sky? Probably because they saw something mythical about the stars and planets and saw spirituality through them. It even gave them power because if one can predict what will happen within a few years like a Solar Eclipse, then they could prove that they had "Godly" powers. Anyways, If I missed something then tell me but this is what I believe to be more realistic compared to Aliens coming down and saying "oh hi guys, we're going to tell you about our planet and how you should worship us" or something like that.

    • 2 years ago
  • QuinlanT
  • ikkibu_emuqa
  • Psymoniac
  • kennymotown
  • Day2Day1nSociety
  • kennymotown
  • crystalman
  • congoboy
  • CCorsair
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      CCorsair  
    • No my cousin terry did it on the weekend .. he has all the Black & Decker tools and a big John deer tractor.. it took him a few hours.. got paid well too ...

    • 2 years ago
  • kennymotown
  • CCorsair
  • Stoneyroad
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      Stoneyroad  
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    • The Aliens must have been drunk on space wine when they built this one.

      Kenny , why do you practice your trolling skills on alien storys ?
      Very odd coming from a normally rational person.

    • 2 years ago
  • kennymotown
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      kennymotown  
    • Stoneyroad:

      Well thanks stoney for asking, because I have believe it or not always thought outside the box or read between the lines. An open creative mind was quite prevalent when this country was founded by men of the enlightenment. I like to consider even though I am as stubborn as hell about politics, that I posses the means to figure things out to my satisfaction.

    • 2 years ago
  • eden49
  • kennymotown
  • eden49
  • kennymotown
  • Debrinconcita
  • pjacobs51
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      pjacobs51  
    • Stoneyroad:

      One theory behind this is that this pyramid (pictured) was the Egyptians first attempt at copying the Giza pyramids, which had been built thousands of years before there was an Egyptian culture, by a previous civilization. For the 3 Giza pyramids have no hieroglyphics at all, not even construction numbers on the stones, but all the others pyramids in Egypt do.

    • 2 years ago
  • crystalman
  • congoboy
  • reactionforce
  • mindcruzer
  • tverdell
  • kennymotown
  • mindcruzer
  • mindcruzer
  • kennymotown
  • QuinlanT
  • Debrinconcita
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      Debrinconcita  
    • QuinlanT:

      I thought they were assimilated into the population by now? It's an possiblity?I swear I seen some really strange & unusual looking people that look to be from another dimension? I could be wrong. Maybe?

    • 2 years ago
  • Ablekid
  • kennymotown
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      kennymotown  
    • Ablekid:

      Maybe that has been a good thing! UFO sightings at such bases have occurred numerous times and the part of electronics shutting down and basically making such weapons inactive at that time is pretty scary!

    • 2 years ago
  • mindcruzer
  • Ablekid
  • mindcruzer
  • ikkibu_emuqa
  • mindcruzer
  • Ablekid
  • mindcruzer
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      mindcruzer  
    • Ablekid:

      "I just finished Sitchin's latest book and have read Chariots of the Gods written in 1968 by Eric von Daniken as well as MANY others."

      Thank you for proving my point.

      "I read these books so I can try to inform people such as yourself btw."

      You're not informing me of much, so I'd save your energy for someone more gullible.

      "I don't troll internet threads discounting peoples beliefs either."

      You can believe whatever the hell you want, but what we're arguing about are facts. In regards to WELL WRITTEN books (of which you seem to have read none) I would first suggest this one http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/006165552X/scientificameric

      This book presents a new and very well received theory on how the Egyptians managed to build the great pyramid with such limited technology. A good read.

    • 2 years ago
  • Ablekid
  • kennymotown
  • kennymotown
  • kennymotown
  • mindcruzer
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      mindcruzer  
    • kennymotown:

      Wait, you have an x, y AND a z?!

      I thought a book suggestion on the building of the Egyptian pyramids might be appropriate since the article you posted was on the Egyptian pyramids. But, apparently, there is an extra, hidden dimension that I am not seeing. Perhaps the aliens came from that dimension? Maybe that's where my socks went this morning? I was looking for them for such a long time to no avail.

      But just so you don't hurt my feewings by telling me I have a closed mind, I'll say that the book gives a clear mechanism for how the pyramids were built REGARDLESS of what group of people actually did it.

    • 2 years ago
  • mindcruzer
  • kennymotown
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      kennymotown  
    • mindcruzer:

      Very funny I understand where your coming from, the post was posted to open a door to a different way of understanding something that has not been sufficiently explained by your books. I have been schooled in this belief of yours before and it has never clicked in the way it has clicked in your brain for me.

    • 2 years ago
  • mindcruzer
  • kennymotown
  • ikkibu_emuqa
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      ikkibu_emuqa  
    • mindcruzer:

      i have read the 12th planet, wars of gods and men, the stairway to heaven, the end of days, the lost book of enki all the info type like of said a million times to everyone else has been excavated from ancient biblical city ruins

    • 2 years ago
  • ikkibu_emuqa
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      ikkibu_emuqa  
    • Ablekid:

      i dont mind if its true find it more interesting than any religion and you can learn from the annunakis actions just like how you can learn from the bible stories. i was never religious ever since i was a kid i disliked church it just felt like a bunch of lies

    • 2 years ago
  • crystalman
  • Eddie_Miller
  • crystalman
  • Eddie_Miller
  • congoboy
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      congoboy [removed]  
    • crystalman:

      yeah, a judge said she was to be held without bail until her hearing in october. her attorney put up a good bitch,( i dont mean lindsay) and another judge let her out on bail with an ankle braclet. suppose to stay away from drinking establishments. just turn on any tv or radio news, thats all they can talk about. poor girl!

    • 2 years ago
  • onemalefla
  • kennymotown
  • onemalefla
  • onemalefla
  • crystalman
  • kennymotown
  • ikkibu_emuqa
  • Ablekid
  • kennymotown
  • Stoneyroad
  • kennymotown
    • 0
      kennymotown  
    • Stoneyroad:

      Yes indeed this guy "Egyptologist Dr. Zahi Hawass" Is a plant to discredit knowledge that would destroy the historical believe that Egyptians did all this on their own. Thanks for the pic Stoney......you nailed him.

    • 2 years ago
  • Stoneyroad
  • kennymotown
  • ikkibu_emuqa
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      ikkibu_emuqa  
    • kennymotown:

      ive read that a hieroglypich was uncovered describing how they moved theose stones. they placed a paper like material over the stone and directed it with 2 sticks for lack of a more intelligent word and the stone hovered for 6 feet at a time

    • 2 years ago
  • kennymotown
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      kennymotown  
    • ikkibu_emuqa:

      Some sort of levitation was used, these stones many of them cut with such precision that the so called tools of the day back then could not have performed such tasks. That to me, in it's self is evidence enough to me that the explanations of such work have been fabricated from the get-go.

    • 2 years ago
  • ikkibu_emuqa
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      ikkibu_emuqa  
    • kennymotown:

      you would need a machine to cut the stone that perfectly. in the ruins of puma punku the only thing that could cut those stones are diamond tipped tools and even then you would need a machine to cut those stones so perfectly

    • 2 years ago
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