The Bra that Protects You from a Biological Attack!
source: http://bit.ly/ceMGzm
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Dr. Bodnar said, “I realized that most people don’t generally carry around respiratory devices in case of such events were to occur”. The bra was perfect to integrate her invention considering majority of women wear a bra every day. More features were added to this bra which include shoulder straps, flex inserts and an inner liner which has the filter that can filter the air for the user to breathe.
The Ig Nobel Prize was awarded to Dr. Bodnar last year. The prize is awarded to inventions that are useful but hilarious. Dr. Bodnar said, “isn’t it wonderful that women have two breasts, not just one? We can save not only our own life, but also the life of a man of our choice next to us.”
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RojoGatto
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if this becomes commonplace i encourage terrorist attacks.
- 1 year ago
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RojoGatto
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ayipis
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LOL..love the idea....
- 1 year ago
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ayipis
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ThatdBMe
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What if you need to use her bra? Could that also be used as safety goggles? Flotation device? Parachute? o.O
- 1 year ago
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ThatdBMe
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oppressed1
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ThatdBMe:
please let me share her.
- 1 year ago
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oppressed1
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bailey78
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ThatdBMe:
It would take all night to motorboat them.
- 1 year ago
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bailey78
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Shizon81
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Yummy boob sweat in your face!
- 1 year ago
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Shizon81
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galwayman
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what about us men? unless you can find a woman and share hers lol surrounded by topless women during a disaster does have it's pluses lol one thing for sure a jock strap device would be gross!
- 1 year ago
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galwayman
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MotherForTruth
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galwayman:
Yes, what about a device to also protects men?
- 1 year ago
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MotherForTruth
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oppressed1
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So basically you're telling me that in case of disasters girls will be running around with out bras...
nice - 1 year ago
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oppressed1
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Radical_Centrist
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I am NOT exactly looking forward to the Gas Mask Jock Strap. ROFLOL
- 1 year ago
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Radical_Centrist
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I_will_become
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Great, now guys have a pliable reason to sniff our undergarments.
- 1 year ago
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I_will_become
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TheForeteller
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Whatever.
Eyes and eardrums still exposed. Can't do shit if your blind and deaf, ya digg.
- 1 year ago
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TheForeteller
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bailey78
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Now i feel the need to get breast inplants just so I can wear a safety bra.
- 1 year ago
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bailey78
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shiningarainbow
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bailey78:
oh my god you were telling me it is a real product in the message you sent me...thank you. i did indeed google it. LOL! hahaha that is hilarious. i wonder who will buy it? no you are not a downer, don't worry its cool. its even funnier now. i both can and can't believe its a real product if that makes any sense. peace :)
- 1 year ago
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shiningarainbow
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ayipis
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bailey78:
LOL..thats the spirit...get butt cheek implants as well..
- 1 year ago
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ayipis
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MotherForTruth
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shiningarainbow:
The demand for such product will grow with the level of threat to our well being.
- 1 year ago
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MotherForTruth
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common_sense_please
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OMG OMG OMG
It is actually a real product -- here's the actual website for it where you can buy it.
- 1 year ago
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common_sense_please
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Blind_Watchmaker
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Thats sexist!
Do they have a Jock-strap model in the pipeline to protect us guys, or are we just meant to drop dead?
- 1 year ago
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Blind_Watchmaker
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richjm
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Blind_Watchmaker:
There's three hopes for us brave and disadvantaged menfolk, should disaster strike.
1. Find a charitable lady-friend and use one cup while she uses the other.
2. Grow man-boobs and wear this bra at all times
3. Inhale as much poisonous gas as possible, flex chest and arm muscles (known hence forth as 'guns'), let out an earth shaker of a battle cry and using charisma, brute strength and sheer willpower, covert the gas into booming laughter. Note: untested theory. - 1 year ago
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richjm
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Blind_Watchmaker
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richjm:
Well, there's only one way to find out if an untested theory works in practice....
- 1 year ago
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Blind_Watchmaker
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MixandCue
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richjm:
On the plus side while your testing your theory you will be surrounded by topless women... there are worse ways to go
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MixandCue
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dragon1984
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Blind_Watchmaker:
I think boobies smell a tad bit better than sweaty ballsack.
- 1 year ago
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dragon1984
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Blind_Watchmaker
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dragon1984:
Well if it's a choice between sweaty ball-smell and instant death!... No wait your right, give me boobies or give me death!
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Blind_Watchmaker
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CalgarC
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rofl.. is it made by haliburton
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CalgarC
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thetrimsmith
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I followed the links through (the home site is imbedded in the story), and discovered it is a amusingly real product. My only question is: does the cup size determine length of exposure time?
- 1 year ago
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thetrimsmith
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ThoughtNu
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The practicality can be appreciated in many parts of the world, in light of the major events over the past decade.
Ihttp://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthpicturegalleries/5243655/Decorated-swine... - 1 year ago
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ThoughtNu
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Stoneyroad
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Brilliant ! . .i finaly have a good reason to wear my red bra
when i'm hanging out in the subways of NY. - 1 year ago
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Stoneyroad
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shiningarainbow
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o wait i get it now, it IS a joke, it is under the "comedy" section..rofl...lmao...hahahaha. thank god for that it would be ineffective as an actual product.
- 1 year ago
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shiningarainbow
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shiningarainbow
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sarah haskins who is a hilarious commentator about products and advertising aimed toward women (check her out, she is here on Current) needs to do a new video about this product. her yogurt video was the first one i saw and i've been a fan ever since. sarah, will you make a return to do a video spoof for this product? it is just too funny and you are just too great not to, right? :)
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shiningarainbow
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common_sense_please
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shiningarainbow:
I loved Sarah--she was the reason I joined Current. I don't like her replacement at all though......so here's hoping with you that Sarah will see this and come back to Current because this product is so crying out for a good parody.
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common_sense_please
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shiningarainbow
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you have to be an idiot to buy this product. im a girl and like WTF this is ridiculous. hilarious though.
- 1 year ago
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shiningarainbow
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UtopianSky
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Just don't make a sports bra version.
Who would want to put a sweat-soaked bra cup to their face?Are they going to make a male version too?
Men only need one cup. :) - 1 year ago
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UtopianSky
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shiningarainbow
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UtopianSky:
haha. yeah its really ridiculous. lol this product is not going to sell well. im a girl. trust me. i dont think anybody is going to buy this stupid fear-based product. haha. o wait...its a spoof a joke not a real product LOL!!!!! hahaha oh my god i can't believe i fell for it being a real product for a short while there...(you never know, they are constantly coming up with actual products that are just about as ridiculous as this fake one...)
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shiningarainbow
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iamaman
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UtopianSky:
whats worse?
sweat or breast milk?
i really need to know.
- 1 year ago
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iamaman
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bailey78
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iamaman:
I second that I think I may need one .. Just in case Ya know . Not that I would wear it or anything. I mean I don't gp around wearing womans clothes Ya know but just in case .
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bailey78
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fun_size
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Soooo in order to use it they would have to take it off first right? Interesting...
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fun_size
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bailey78
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fun_size:
VERY!
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bailey78
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EmperorThan
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"My penis is so confused...." -Greg House
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EmperorThan
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common_sense_please
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OMG! this woman obviously took one too many trips on an airplane--her reasoning for creating this sounds so much like when the airline stewards or stewardesses go----the seat cushion is also a flotation device--should we crash into the water take your seat apart and use the cushion to float till help arrives.
But seriously WTF? if there is ever a chemical or biological attack it would seem counter indicative to take off your shirt and bra -- thus exposing your entire upper body to the chemical or biological agent--in order to use your bra as a mask to cover your mouth--just sayin'
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common_sense_please
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shiningarainbow
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common_sense_please:
word, sister. i was thinking all the same things you were, its like you read my mind or i read yours. then i realized that this is a spoof, a joke making fun of ridiculous products that actually exist and people buy (this is not one of them, no real actual product here). :) the "invention" was just a joke. clever women who made this up. :)
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shiningarainbow
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iamaman
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cant wait to get my mom one! we can afford anything. its nice to be rich. she'll love it! i'll even put it on for her. the bible says its OK. my mom promised me.
- 1 year ago
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iamaman
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2hellnwait
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Do they come in teal?
- 1 year ago
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2hellnwait
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common_sense_please
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2hellnwait:
it's the new current trying to outdo facebook trend now--post only the color of your biological protective bra and make people wonder?
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common_sense_please
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ReverandG
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Reminds me of some guys taped robbing a store with Thongs over their faces.
- 1 year ago
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ReverandG
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MotherForTruth
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Great invention! Where do I get one?
P.S. This is definitely a better solution then hiding under the school desk to survive atomic bomb explosion.
- 1 year ago
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MotherForTruth
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common_sense_please
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MotherForTruth:
Victoria Secret maybe? Or watch for the goth version from Hot Topic/Banana Republic.
- 1 year ago
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common_sense_please
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itgrunts
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lmfao!!!!
- 1 year ago
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itgrunts
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shiningarainbow
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itgrunts:
right! its hilarious! i agree! i too am lmfao, lol lmfao! :) HEY PEOPLE THIS IS UNDER THE COMEDY SECTION IT IS NOT A REAL PRODUCT IT IS A JOKE. :) HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR. :) haha.
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shiningarainbow
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bailey78
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shiningarainbow:
Hate to be a downer but it is a real product. Google it
- 1 year ago
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bailey78