Comedy | October 16, 2010 | 42 comments

Actual Porn Titles

Here’s a list, categorized by apparent subject matter, of actual recent porn film titles. While they may be the moral equivalent of colorful slime in a stagnant pond, they do encourage hope that innovation may, indeed, triumph over all obstacles. (Please note that original spellings are left intact to reflect the authors’ stylistic choices)

Political:
First she blowed the president and now this.

Zoological:
Girl strolls into guys home and finds him striped naked.
I spy white camel.
Jack rabbit fucking dude plows.
Aquaman comes ashore.
Pussy painting massive wangers.

Travel-Related:
Lonely chick gets a ride.
Karate queen goes fishing.
Get finger in a limo.
Alice went to wonderland.
Mountain views and tits.
Sucking on the towing guy.

Holiday Season:
Jingle your balls with sweet victoria.

Educational:
Eva amber give a tutorial.

Inspirational:
Kim wants to become.
Ferrari teches us a lesson.
Kaylynn has a problem.
This sexy blonde is keen.
Thank You Kyle

Culinary:
Tattooed blonde munches.
Vagina salad.
Gianna covers her humongus melons.
Biker eats it on the higway.
Taste the vegetable.

Confused:
This some video is great.
My nice fuck with somewone.
A regular joe with cash hires.
In the hats and not much else.
Freaky steve at the everything.

Down Home:
Ironing porn video.
Chunkier guy gets laid.
This guy cheat on his girlfriend.
Hottest indian you will ever see.
I Hope My Wife Doesn't See This
Sex in mcdonalds.
Tailgate tazing.
Carmella didnt have enough money.
estrella is almost too stupid.
Trailer trash nurses scene.
Gagging in garage.
Atv rider gets his pole smoked.
Please Uncle Bob, I Am Already Late On a Date
But Aunt Debbie, Uncle Tim Will Be Here Any Minute
The only way to watch soccer.
Cabin masturbation.
Toe jam scene.

Home Improvement:
Plumber nails client.

Athletics:
Wild leslie wraps her lips.
Naked rollerskating volleyball.
Hot hungarian gymnast.
Nastya the super flexible contortionist.
Dudes gettin smothered
What the fuck ouch nut sack punching bag.

Glamor:
Milf with a porsche.
Gloryhole bamboo.

Technological:
Mobilfon vibrator dildo handy.
Accidental
Er
Oops.

Alternative Press:
Amateur girls get talked.
Coffee morning with grandma.

Traditional:
Just put it in her ass already.
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