Comedy | October 17, 2010 | 11 comments

~ ZAP! ~ These Steampunk Guns are Dazzling and Dangerous

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--Colonel J Fizziwig is a troubled man. The mayor of the town has ordered the colonel to get rid off the dirty rotten scoundrels causing mayhem on the streets. It is impossible for the average citizen to walk the city streets after sunset. But worry not for the steampunk guns are here to the rescue.
Robbery and murder have become the daily diet of this gothic town. The mayor’s own daughter had a nasty encounter two moons ago. Something had to be done and the mayor could think of no one else but his trusted superintendent of police, Colonel Fizziwig. The orders to the chief of police were plain and simple – clean the streets no matter what.
--Colonel Fizziwig sits in his study on a cold, moonless night racking his overworked brain for a solution. Dressed in black overalls, a shiny black pipe juts out of the colonel’s mouth. The colonel rocks his wooden chair back and forth…back and forth…when he suddenly stops. He has a brainwave.
Immediately gathering sheets of plain paper, the colonel begins to sketch out the solution: three heavy-duty guns that will make any thug wet his pant and call out for mommy.
FUN link - - -1
http://www.walyou.com/blog/2010/06/15/steampunk-guns-dazzling/

FUN link - - -2
http://www.walyou.com/blog/2010/02/02/steampunk-weapons/
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