Comedy | October 30, 2010 | 30 comments

KILL & EAT THE RICH (tshirt)

source: http://www.etsy.com/listing/59971127/tshirt-kill-and-eat-the-rich

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They told us when they took our jobs overseas, "No hard feelings. It's just business, you know?"
They told us when they destroyed our 401ks through gambling with our money, "No hard feelings. It's just business, you know?"
They told us when we fell behind on our mortgage and foreclosed on our house, kicking us to the street, "No hard feelings. It's just business, you know?"
As more and more people were forced on welfare, the government's budget started to look grim. When they cut welfare spending entirely so that they could enjoy bigger tax cuts to "stimulate the economy," they told us, "No hard feelings. It's just business, you know?"

Then the poor had nothing left to eat, and no place to go.

So they had to kill and eat the rich.

They descended on Wall Street by the millions, stopping all traffic.

Their numbers were so large, the police couldn't do anything to stop the massive crowd of the disenfranchised. They flooded the buildings of Wall Street, the halls of DC, of the McMansions of Texas, and like a horde of zombies, they tore into the flesh of the horrified wealthy, who screamed and shat themselves, knowing that they were powerless to stop the oncoming mass of gnashing teeth and hungry mouths.

And as the poor picked the bones clean over the burning piles of money, the poor said to the bones:

"No hard feelings. It's just business, you know?"

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30 comments // KILL & EAT THE RICH (tshirt)

  • PoliticolNews
    • +2
      PoliticolNews  

    • I like this, ordering the shirt. It's about time we eat the job killers who are sending American jobs overseas, then move their banks to the Caymen to avoid paying taxes> eat them I say....eat them raw. No HP sauce needed. Freeking fry them, move your money out of their banks, and eat em.

    • 1 year ago
  • remanns
  • remanns
  • haydemon
  • artemis6
  • twohawks
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      twohawks  

    • Soylent Corporate Green perhaps ?

      Corporate greed doesn't feed people,
      but greedy corporate people can ;^)

      About 234 years ago our brothers from another mother brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceited in liberty for themselves, and dedicated to the proposition that
      all men in their clan are created more-equal, under the auspice that any man who could perpetrate dominion over another shall not only be supported, but also have a law made for protecting and obfuscating how he accomplished that so others of like mind may be nurtured and flourish,
      and that ultimately no other living thing, including the earth herself, shall go unpunished or be left standing in the wake of their ravages.

      At that time they created a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceited and soul-desecrating, may long endure, where others in the past have certainly all failed. They set their brothers out to meet one another on a great battle-field prepared of their greed and lust and arrogance and bigotry. They have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who unwittingly gave their lives that a false promise might endure. Their descendants, who reap the harvest of the devestation-seed sewn by their self-serving ancestors, have no remorse for their perverted-creation, the fruit of which they steadily feed from, nor compassion for the soul of humankind they devour, including, really, all life here that they lay to waste with ignorant impunity, ...on a daily business-as-usual (above-all-else) basis.

      They could not dedicate -- could not consecrate -- did not care to hallow -- the resting grounds of their slaughtered brethren, for it is not in their hearts to do so. The brave men and their loved ones, deceived and mislead, who struggled there, have with their very blood consecrated the land, and the divinations for absolute power by the-clueless-dreamers, far beyond the usurpers' wildest dreams.

      The world will little note, nor long remember the word laid down by the twisted dreamers,
      for their ever changing and twisted statutory maize will certainly pale in the torturous sting of the ensuing world control reigned down by them upon all the inhabitants of this planet, including the planet herself. They will make certain no human being can ever remember who they really are, or the meaning of cherishment, honor, humility, mercy, or anything to do with any true moral or noble notion ever again.

      And Yet It is left with us, the blinded living, to be dedicated here and now to the unfinished dream of they who fought there so nobely, and to unravel the nightmare that has instead so ignobely advanced from their sacrifice. It is left for us to be hereby dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take back devotion to that twisted cause for which they unwittingly gave the last full measure of devotion
      -- that we here highly resolve that these dead, and the lives of all who our ancestors slaughtered for their own greed and lust for power, and what-all they have ravaged from the planet, shall not have died in vain
      -- that corporate gluttons shall have a new birth of freedom
      -- and shall become a new source of nourishment.... of the corporate people, by the corporate people, for all the people and the earth and all her inhabitants,
      that their corporate dream shall not perish from the earth, but finally fertilize and nuture it ...unto a renewable and sustainable dream.

      And as Soylent Corporate Green shall all those without conscience or remorse, by our compassionate resolve, find their rightful claim to their inevitable reward,
      the fruit of what they have dreamed --sanctuary, to have and to hold power, to nurture and to flourish,...
      thus embracing their rightful place in the great circle of life ;^)

      Mitakuye Oyasin, HTH

    • 1 year ago
  • twohawks
  • PoliticolNews
  • kennymotown
  • Thargor19
  • idealist
  • CalPal
  • asherp
  • CalPal
  • nobiggovduh
  • PoliticolNews
  • bailey78
    • +3
      bailey78  

    • Ok that is just great the only thing I see wrong is you just had to throw Texas under the bus. Why in all that is oilly do people do that?

    • 1 year ago
  • asherp
    • +3
      asherp  
    • bailey78:

      I used to live in Rockwall, TX a town with the most CEOs per capita of any town in the USA.

      I went to school with the daughter of the CFO of Vidal Sassoon. She wrecked about two cars a year, and he just kept buying new ones for her.

      So many fucking McMansions. People would tease me for not wearing designer clothing.

      There's plenty of places in TX where people aren't rich fucks. In fact, many of my favourite activists (Jim Hightower, Kat Swift) come from texas.

      No offense meant.

    • 1 year ago
  • bailey78
  • Incredulous
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  • remanns
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