Comedy | November 01, 2010 | 52 comments

Fox & Friends on the Rally to Restore Sanity

Mcellie
Well it is difficult not to be curious about how Fox and Friends would react to the rally to restore sanity and/or fear, considering how much material they've supplied to the Daily Show and Colbert over the years.
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  • mitekillem
  • boothanew
  • panichead
    • +3
      panichead  
    • They should change the name of the show to "FUX & FIENDS"
      1) Steve Douchey - Starts every sentence with the classic FOX lead in, "some people are saying", that's your teleprompter telling you that asswipe! Whenever you hear them words come out of a FOX anchor (and I use the word "anchor" very loosely) it means these are the lies & and bullshit they want you to believe that are written by their propoganda machine. This fuckstick couldn't hold a weatherman job in Coondick, Kentucky if his life depended on it. Probably the dumbest of the 3!

      2)Wretched Carlsson - Ex Miss USA/Oxford grad. which makes her a prime canidate for an anchor job (see above) at FUX. She is the brains of this little cabal of carbon based idiots. She also starts every sentence with "some people are saying". She talks to her viewers like she is having an intelligent conversation with Trig Palin, cause she is smart enough to realize that 99.9% of her viewers are as dumb as Steve Douchey. Couldn't get her dream job at "Entertainmet Tonight" because she refused to have vaginal sex with Ryan Seacrest cause she was saving that for Roger Ailes at FUX but told Ryan he could stick it in her chocolate starfish (cause thats how Ryan rolls) Rumor has it while living abroad in England she pulled at train with the members of Motorhead, because as she say's in her Bio. that "that Lemmy is so damn cute"

      Brian Killme - This clown is a real work of art. Graduated with a degree in "gym" from "Bob Jones Univ." with a minor in "date rape". Was fired from his first job as activity coordinater at " Aunt Ruthynols Daycare" for putting crushed up qualudes in the young girls juice boxes and doing things that have been retracted from his resume. Voted by his high school class to "most likely to end up like Richard Speck". Has been fired from every broadcasting job he has held. Once doing a story on the phenom. "Hannah Montana" said live on the air 'I'd fuck her!". When doing an expose on Emanual Lewis said Alex Karras "Should put a rope around his neck, put a sombrero on his head and use him for a pinata at a kids birtday party for a child of the leader of the Aryan Brotherhood". Rupert Murdock as been known to say that Brian "is like the son I would never want, but damn he makes things here at FUX more exciting and brings a fresh air to our little cult of personalities"

    • 2 years ago
  • Thargor19
    • +1
      Thargor19  
    • i want to cock slap that bitch, John Stewart and Stephen Colbert both present real news, just in a comedic fashion, because really, the joke is on all those especially people who call themselves tea baggers!!!!

    • 2 years ago
  • coxian_armada
  • fhffcbf
  • kyackr
  • freecrack
    • +2
      freecrack  
    • so fox is the "news" but didnt know cat stevens was around and available, or that he changed his name.but they knew the fatwah libel.wich means they are literaly unable to handle more than one tiny thought at a time, and cant help but contradict themselves, or are just full of shit and cant beck peddle well.

      good thing thier audiance has low standards in thought.

    • 2 years ago
  • freecrack
  • Username6555
  • kennymotown
  • Dmerza1989
  • kennymotown
  • H2O_4U
    • -1
      H2O_4U  
    • Sanity is democrat with a capital D! Don't let this libertarian apes destroy your brain cells and think differently.

    • 2 years ago
  • bailey78
  • Thargor19
  • FtheBULLSHT
    • +13
      FtheBULLSHT  
    • They say "comedian" like it's synonymous with "unintelligent," so fucking amateur. George Carlin was one the greatest comedians to live and he has more intellect than those three put together.

      "You are going to show us a lot and I look forward to it."

      George Carlin to Jon Stewart.

    • 2 years ago
  • jimbones2045
    • +8
      jimbones2045  
    • Who's that stupid blonde woman? She needs to stop living.
      "who's the other one?... oh yea, Stephen Colbert."
      What a bitch. She knew his name, she just wanted to act like Colbert wasn't a popular and important enough person to remember.

      John Stewart dressed "Like he actually is a real news person"
      Shut your mouth! He started reporting real news years ago. Yea he reports it in a way that makes you laugh, but it's news nonetheless! Goes to show that faux news should be ignored.

      Turn off your TV America. Faux is keeping the fear alive like the wind keeps a fire going.

    • 2 years ago
  • SarahAna
  • coxian_armada
  • Thargor19
  • bike10
  • dreamsenvoy
  • Pollo_Loco_
    • +15
      Pollo_Loco_  
    • I guess they didn't see how Jon Stewart actually DEFENDED the Tea Party and did as much bashing of the left and MSNBC as he did of the right and Fox News. And by the way, dear, Jon Stewart is more of a "real newsperson" than you will ever be. The poofiest, blondest, white-lady bob in the world couldn't make you any more than a wannabe intellectual. You will always be nothing more than a mindless puppet used for her good looks and willingness to play dumb. So lube up sweetie, because you're going to be controlled by the hands of the Fox News leaders shoved up your ass.

    • 2 years ago
  • Proud_Progressive
  • tverdell
  • Proud_Progressive
  • Thargor19
  • eden49
  • daveinLA
  • UtopianSky
    • +7
      UtopianSky  
    • The whole FOX News coverage showed they don't have a clue what sanity is.
      Go ahead, just obsess about the fact that Cat Stephens is now a Muslim.
      He's just a bogyman to slip under your viewer's beds as you keep fear alive.

    • 2 years ago
  • SarahAna
  • freecrack
  • Thargor19
  • bailey78
    • +8
      bailey78  
    • Damn pot smokeing Hippies alway trying to spread hope and peace with Peaceful protesting and all. Damn it droped my roach again :} hold on a sec............ Ok where was I? oh yea Damn pot smokeing Hippies why don't they get a hair cut and a real job? Oh yea right because Bush and his cronies have screwed us over so bad. damn it you people out there in the world should just be ashmed of the way ya'll treat faux news they suffer from foot in mouth disease. ya'll should be thanking Ya's lucky stars that we have a man like Jon Stewart that thinks we are worth saveing.

    • 2 years ago
  • Dmerza1989
  • insaintity
    • +11
      insaintity  
    • Man, it's so clear that these folks are trying to highlight only the weakest, most marginal aspects of the rally.

      You can tell that the blond chick has been told to specify the word COMEDIAN.

      And the whole violence towards the FOX van is ridiculous...as if they're journalists, exposing the truth about the non-extreme-right mobs.

      It's time we began referring to FOX as a 24 hour editorial network.

    • 2 years ago
  • ImpeachMe
    • +8
      ImpeachMe  
    • haha, "cat stevens, he has a new name now" i guess his definition of now is anytime within the past 32 years???
      i couldn't tell you how many times i cringed watching this.

    • 2 years ago
  • insaintity
  • postlapsaria
    • +6
      postlapsaria  
    • I didn't see this, but my wife watches The View and I watched the women talk about it this morning, the republican, Hasselbeck didn't seem to like it.

      And I figured, she probably didn't even see it, she just assumes it was anti-conservative because of who seems to like the daily show and because of the hours of tape that fox has on the daily show being ridiculed.

      IF they had watched they'd see that there was plenty of MSNBC being made fun of, I don't understand what is wrong with being rational and sane. IF they watched it a had a problem, that's sad.

      And i really don't appreciate the whole "comedian" thing, what makes you a news person? just because they don't send people out to report on stories, other than that, they're reading the same stories... with their point of view, isn't that what FOX and MSNBC do? What's bad about people "getting their news" from the daily show? Don't they talk about what's going on?

    • 2 years ago
  • shanklinmike
  • Vierotchka
  • andreii
  • PzLuvHappeniz
    • +12
      PzLuvHappeniz  
    • Fox and friends thinks Stewart and Colbert aren't news casters? I think Stewart and Colbert both report more news in a less biased manner than these morons, they just do it in a way that is entertaining but still informative. Down with fox

    • 2 years ago
  • smurph25
  • dreamsenvoy
  • sexualsoybean
  • Mark701
  • coxian_armada
  • MizPiz
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