God-Fearing Man Tormented by 2,000 Sexy Female Facebook Friends

Schmuck

HAH ! ( THE TORTURE,.......THE PAIN ! AH ME ! )

- feel free to sin me up for that deal.

god fearing man who doesn't seem to get it that GOD made all these sexy females. just a thought.

Mostly netbots and pictures of his sister..

sweet.

Torment me. Please.

Those boobs in the pic are just too big. Can't you post a slightly smaller pair?

Perché Dio ha creato tante belle donne. Maledire il Vaticano e Roma!

"And that is the story of how one horny middle-aged dude ruined Facebook for everyone at the Living Word Christian Fellowship church in Neptune, New Jersey. "

Lmao!!! Hahahahah!!

God-fearing Christian bodybuilder attacked by a thousand large-breasted women.

They are definitely going to make a porno out of this.

He needed something to blame for his natural impulses . Too bad religion tells you they are evil . They are life affirming ( as long as they are between consenting adults ) . Perhaps he would be happier single ?

haha only 2000!

This kind of thing happens to me everyday

hahahahahahahahahahaha

"...2000 beautiful women friended him, then tormented him with sexy messages."

Really?! Sign me up next im ready to be tormented =P

I find it interesting that the majority of the responses relate to the boobs aspect of it all rather than analyzing the affects that social networking sites have had on our society.

Perhaps this scenario is a bit dramatized, but there is still an underlying issue that might need to be addressed.

This guy must be really full of himself to actually think these hotties were interested in him, ,,,really???

"They were coming on a little too strong. I could see infidelity being eventual."

So, his love for his wife is limited by the number of other offers he receives.
So much for the whole concept of monogamy.
It's not love- it's limited opportunity.

Someone from Harvard was on the news today with results from another "study" showing that religious people make better neighbors. They seem to be more charitable & more inclined to volunteer for the community.

Life must be kinda tough for a pastor from NJ. Just think about all that talk about love to get people to open their wallets... yet to have to live so prude. Every lonely little girl begins to look like a tempting bite of sugar. Sigh. Now, don't you feel sorry for him?

Hehehehehe.

great googly moogly what boobs.

Just FYI, none of these "girls" are real.

It's a simple spam, I get requests like this all the time. Just look at the friend's lists, the interests, etc. It's not a real person.

Plus, use some common sense. Why on earth would a smoking hot girl have just a few random friends, three pictures and then suddenly take an interest in you?

It's funny that none of the locals apparently figured that out.

That being said, they sure do pick some enticing photos.

"Tags:Facebook, Boobies"

-___-'

‎"The whore.... the whore..."

that is classic

CYBER MADNESS

Yeah right you can't just friend a person without you accepting their request. Why was this guy accepting requests from strangers?

Oh. I like bewbs. :)

the one in the picture can torment me any time.

ozoneocean said it best,, moron!! a moron delivering a moronic message to any moron willing to believe,,,, and pay for it!!!!

i want 2000 sexy girls sending me there numbers.

The funny thing is that for them to be his friends he would have had to accept their friend requests. So I don't see how they were "forcing" themselves on him - which they weren't anyways because they were fake porn accounts.

hahah theists make me laugh (some of the time)

Why can't I get tormented like this?

Send Jennifer a Message. Hmmmm. Hey, Jen did you ever find
any of those Peace Silver Dollars your dad's friends were dropping
down your cleavage since you were 17 ? No ? Check your hot metals
portfolio, and also your Peace dollar collection. I bet you've got all
the key dates by now. Gawd. Pretty hard NOT to stare at that pair.

"And that is the story of how one horny middle-aged dude ruined Facebook for everyone at the Living Word Christian Fellowship church in Neptune, New Jersey."

Bwahahahaha!

Something about a little violin comes to mind.

hey at least they are quitting facebook, instead of the usual "america needs to give up _____"

If there's a god, why doesn't he save us from these morons?

LOL I thought this was a joke!

Well good for him, he did what he thought was right.

lol... 2,000??? yeah right... more like transsexuals..

rofl what...