Comedy | December 10, 2010 | 44 comments

Join Stephen Colbert in discovering the value of Art

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On Wednesday night's "Colbert Report," Stephen Colbert welcomed the always funny Steve Martin to the show to have a frank discussion about art. Promoting his new art-centered novel "An Object of Beauty," Martin was given an art pop quiz by Colbert and then commissioned to appraise his prized "infinity shot" portrait that hangs on his set.

In this web-exclusive extended segment, Colbert gets Martin's initial appraisal and it isn't good. Martin values the framed portrait at $19 and adds, "that's if I wanted it." Luckily, Colbert had famed artists on set to add their own additions, which Colbert hoped would impress Martin enough to purchase the portrait. Starting with the father of minimalism Frank Stella giving it his approval, to Obey artist Shepard Fairey re-contextualizing it, and finally a controversial touch by Andres Serrano, Colbert's portrait goes from ink-jet disaster to a full-fledged masterpiece in under 15 minutes.

http://a1926.g.akamai.net/downloadstor.download.akamai.com/10768/comedy/colbert/...

You consider yourself a pretty good photoshopper. After all, your "Invisible Pogostick" Lolcat made the front page of I Can Haz Cheezburger. Well, now it's time to take it to the next level. Stephen Colbert is calling on his viewers to download his portrait and 'shop the hell out of it. So, fire up your Polygonal Lasso and get going.

http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2010/12/09/submit-your-colbert-portrait-photo...

Back in the olden days, when you wanted to submit your photoshopped image of Stephen Colbert's portrait, you had to assemble a wagon train and embark on a weeks-long journey. But now, thanks to the miracle of modern technology, you can send your submission instantly and with a greatly reduced risk of dysentery. Then attach it to an email and send it to ColbertPortrait@gmail.com. Also, be sure to leave the portrait's resolution unchanged, only submit jpegs and don't exceed 5MB per image.
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44 comments // Join Stephen Colbert in discovering the value of Art

  • Argon18
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      Argon18  
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    • http://www.cafepress.com/TrustTruthiness.494436718

      Does what Shepard Fairey did by re-contextualizing the portrait make it any more valuable than what I did to it? We both added something extra to it, does that make it an new artwork because it is different than before?

      Is it any more valuable because more people have heard of him than have heard of me when we both used the same process? How many people would buy his version than would mine?

      A good way to illustrate the difference would to be to click on the link to CafePress and then compare the sales figures between us. Does making money on the art make it more valuable, is it a bargain to get the same kind of process for less or is it worth the extra cost for the famous reputation?

    • 1 year ago
  • Argon18
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    • A lot of people value authenticity, for example the original work that has the brush strokes and pigments that Da Vinci put on canvas are worth a lot more than a copy that has been produced since then.

      First edition printings of author's books like Mark Twain are worth more than those that have been printed since even though the first editions were mass produced by others besides the author.

      Does art that caters to the conceptions of the audience like Colbert's "Keep Fear Alive" have more value than what the artist intended? Even if the fears are just as much of an illusion as the pixels they are made of?

      Does the popularity of selling those fears like at rallies make them more valuable? Or do people place even more value than that on something that is more authentic? Would they choose the original rather than be fooled by the illusion?

    • 1 year ago
  • peaceofjessi
  • Argon18
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    • peaceofjessi:

      http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/368132/december-09-2010/a...

      It's a shame that there will always be critics like Eric Cantor though

      http://news.yahoo.com/s/artinfo/20101210/en_artinfo/smithsonian_fallout_update_a...

      "Finally, you know something has entered the national conversation when it makes it to Comedy Central's "Colbert Report." Stephen Colbert dedicated a few choice words in his most recent "Tip of the Hat/Wag of the Finger" segment to the Wojnarowicz uproar.

      True to form, his right-wing blowhard character defended the removal of the video, saying that the decision was "based on the finest aesthetic criteria — Republicans threatened their funding." Representative Eric Cantor's bullying attack on the artwork was fair, he said, though he added that the politician's words had drawn "all kinds of fire from art critics, who, no surprise, just don't get Cantor's work." Cantor's statement, Colbert explained, was really an "anti-paradigmatic-revolutionary work of conceptual-art-banning."

    • 1 year ago
  • remanns
  • Argon18
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      Argon18  
    • remanns:

      http://www.avclub.com/articles/tickets-refunded-for-boring-steve-martin-show,485...

      Unfortunately "too smart" for a lot of people that saw Steve Martin talk about art at the 92nd St. Y in NY. Martin said it was “a little like an actor responding in Act III to an audience’s texts to ‘shorten the soliloquies,” later adding on Twitter, “So the 92nd St. Y has determined that the course of its interviews should be dictated in real time by its audience's emails. Artists beware.”

      The Y issued an e-mail apology and promise of a refund for the $50 ticket, saying they had “planned for a more comprehensive discussion and we, too, were disappointed with the evening” and that it “did not meet the standard of excellence that you have come to expect from 92nd St. Y.” Solomon responded by essentially calling the Y crass philistines, and railing against “a culture that values celebrity and award shows over art.”

    • 1 year ago
  • remanns
  • Argon18
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      Argon18  
    • remanns:

      http://voices.washingtonpost.com/arts-post/2010/12/colbert_donates_his_rally_sui...

      Is it more valuable because Stella used his credibility as an artist to proclaim it art? Colbert finally got the portrait into the Smithsonian, so now that it is in a prestigeous gallery does that make it worth even more?

      "Another special guest was Brent Glass, the director of the National Museum of American History, who has been a foil of "The Colbert Report" in the past. Colbert announced that the stars and stripes jumpsuit that he wore last October at the "Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear" was being donated to the museum. It will be preserved in the museum's entertainment collection.

      Glass gamely signed a deed of gift, which Colbert signed too.Then Glass announced that Colbert's portrait, which he hounded the Smithsonian to accept and actually hung at the Portrait Gallery by the restrooms in 2008, was making a reappearance.

      Starting Dec. 26 the original painting will hang by the freight elevator on the 3rd floor of the history museum. Expect a crowd."

    • 1 year ago
  • remanns
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    • What a GREAT couple. +^d em BOTH,.....and TOGETHER !

      oh p.s. - this may be the "smartest" bit of TV I have seen in a LONG time.

    • 1 year ago
  • ras_menelik
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  • Argon18
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  • bailey78
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    • bailey78:

      What about all the art inspired by war? The paintings, books, movies, video games that have sold untold trillions and enriched the culture throughout history? That must be great

      http://www.ohssar.org/AmericanRevolutionaryWar.jpg

      War and Peace by the Russian author Leo Tolstoy. The work is epic in scale and is considered one of the most celebrated works of fiction. It is regarded as Tolstoy's finest literary achievement.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_and_Peace

      Glory is a 1989 American drama war film based on the 54th Massachusetts Volunteer Infantry, as told from the point of view of Colonel Robert Gould Shaw, its commanding officer during the American Civil War. The 54th regiment was one of the first formal units of the United States Army to be made up entirely of African American men.

      Similarly, the Variety staff wrote that the film was "A stirring and long overdue tribute to the black soldiers who fought for the Union cause in the Civil War" and that the film "has the sweep and magnificence of a Tolstoy battle tale or a John Ford saga of American history."

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glory_(film)

    • 1 year ago
  • bailey78
  • Argon18
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      Argon18  
    • bailey78:

      Then you missed the point, since that's not the part that is selling. You have mistaken the representation for the reality. Patriotism, weapons and politics sells but not the actual destruction of war.

    • 1 year ago
  • bailey78
  • Argon18
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      Argon18  
    • bailey78:

      But you can't eat hate, you can only use the demand created by manipulating hate to supply other things that you can profit and eat off of.

      The act of war itself only supplies cannibals which are too few for such a large market

    • 1 year ago
  • bailey78
  • Argon18
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  • Argon18
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      Argon18  
    • That's the benefit of adding your own interpretations into art since it makes it fresh and new since many would say that's what makes art valuable.

      http://in.integralinstitute.org/holons/KenWilber-IntegralArtandLiteraryTheory.pd...

      After all, they maintained, how can you know the intent of the artwork if it is not expressed in the art itself? Where else could you possibly look? Intentions that don't make it into the artwork might be interesting, but they are not, by definition, part of the artwork. And thus interpretation should center first and foremost on elements intrinsic to the artwork considered as a whole in itself.

      In all of these versions of formalism, the locus and meaning of art is not in the intention of the artist, nor does it lie in what the artwork might represent, nor what it might express. Rather, the nature and meaning of art lies in the formal or structural relationship of the elements manifested in the artwork itself. And thus valid interpretation consists primarily in the elucidating of these forms and structures.

    • 1 year ago
  • Argon18
  • remanns
  • Argon18
  • remanns
  • remanns
  • remanns
  • Argon18
  • Argon18
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      Argon18  
    • Stephen Colbert illustrated a more complex question of whether art has only the monetary value that people give to it or more other kinds of value.

      http://integrallife.com/apply/art-entertainment/integral-art-and-literary-theory

      Steve Martin certainly showed the worth of the saying "I don't know anything about art, but I know what I like." coined by Gelett Burgess since he wasn't willing to pay for something he wasn't fond of even if famous artists said it was valuable.

      For formalism in general, the meaning of a text or an artwork is found in the formal relationships between elements of the work itself. A valid interpretation of the work, therefore, involves the elucidation of these formal structures.

      In short, for these approaches, since the meaning of art is the maker's original intention, a valid interpretation involves the psychological reconstruction and recovery of this original intention. The hermeneutic gap between the artist and viewer is closed to the extent there is a "seeing eye to eye" with the artist's original meaning, and this occurs through the procedures of valid interpretation based on original recovery and reconstruction.

    • 1 year ago
  • remanns
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    • Argon18:

      "In short, for these approaches, since the meaning of art is the maker's original intention, a valid interpretation involves the psychological reconstruction and recovery of this original intention".

      I can respect that premise,....but I do not hold to it.
      FOR THE ARTIST - that would be the "VALID" interpretation. ( I be one )

      p.s. ( having an argument about it,[ that premise, much less the assessment of any particular case OF it ] will bore 99.9% of the population to tears.

    • 1 year ago
  • Argon18
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      Argon18  
    • remanns:

      You could always go with the "Art is in the Viewer" interpretation, is that a premise you could hold?

      For these various theories of "reception and response," the meaning of art is not found in the author's original intention, nor is it found in any specific features of the artwork itself. Rather, these theories maintain, since the only way we actually get to know a work of art is by viewing it (looking, listening, reading), then the primary locus of the meaning of the artwork can only be found in the responses of the viewers themselves.

      Thus, according to this view, the nature and meaning of art is to be found in the history of the reception and response to the artwork; and likewise, a valid interpretation of the artwork consists in an analysis of these responses (or the cumulative history of these responses). As Passmore summarizes it, "The proper point of reference in discussing works of art is an interpretation it sets going in an audience; that interpretation—or the class of such interpretations—is the work of art, whatever the artist had in mind in creating it. Indeed, the interpreter, not the artist, creates the work."

    • 1 year ago
  • remanns
  • remanns
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      remanns  
    • Argon18:

      oh GOD,...not quite - -
      as a Platonist,... . . .It gets more cumbersome,....."the viewers" perception is purely derivative OF, and Dependant ON, a ubiquitous set of PRESET forms . . ."

      BUT I CAN PRAGMATICALLY ACCEPT THAT.

      amen

    • 1 year ago
  • Argon18
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      Argon18  
    • remanns:

      But those PRESET forms are holons that are wholes part of nested contexts.

      In fact, the whole of art theory can be seen as a spirited attempt to decide exactly what the locus of art is, and therefore where we can find or locate the meaning of an artwork—and thus, finally, how we can develop valid interpretations of that art. In short: What and where is art?

      And I am saying, the nature and meaning of art is thoroughly holonic. Like every other entity in the universe, art is holonic in its nature, its locus, its structure, its meaning, and its interpretation. Any specific artwork is a holon, which means that it is a whole that is simultaneously a part of numerous other wholes. The artwork exists in contexts within contexts within contexts, endlessly.

      Further—and this is the crucial point—each context will confer a different meaning on the artwork, precisely because, as we have seen, all meaning is context-bound: change the context, you elicit a different meaning.

      Thus, all of the theories that we have discussed—representational, intentional, formalist, reception and response, symptomatic—are basically correct; they are all true; they are all pointing to a specific context in which the artwork subsists, and without which the artwork could not exist, contexts that therefore are genuinely constitutive of the art itself—that is, part of the very being of the art.

      And the only reason those theories disagree with each other is that each of them is trying to make its own context the only real or important context: paradigmatic, primal, central, privileged. Each theory is trying to make its context the only context worth serious consideration.

      But the holonic nature of reality—contexts within contexts forever—means that each of these theories is part of a nested series of truths. Each is true when highlighting its own context, but false when it tries to deny reality or significance to other existing contexts. And an integral art and literary theory—covering the nature, meaning, and interpretation of art—will of necessity be a holonic theory: concentric circles of nested truths and interpretations.

    • 1 year ago
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