New Survey shows liberals lose IQ degrees daily, more likely to be terrorists.

lol oh go have two of the girls fix you a drink and later we can share water you grouch

water sharing is always acceptable.

I spoke before I saw it was in comedy....a million apologies for making much ado.

lol no problemo brother we grok

lol oddly enough those that call themselves Christian skew to the most unchristian behavior!

that's precisely the problem
violence isn't "Un-Christian" at all
genocide on a massive scale is what the police would refer to as the Christian church's MO (["Modus Operandi"])
it's the thing that they do better than anyone else
the slaughter of tens of thousands of innocent people was, and is, widely considered to posses public entertainment value throughout the Christian world
Christians, and the Christian church have invented and implemented many of the most varied and inventive,
i would even deem to call them creative or ingenious,
methods of brutal and gruesome public mass-execution to ever come out of the minds of human beings
(if you would dare to call those individuals who commit acts of mass-genocide "human")

My point being:
those who voluntarily self-identify themselves as being "Christians" are by far and away the most violence-prone demographic group the world has ever seen

I am drinking one right now, with Jack Daniels as a chaser.

Nice combo. :)

A big fattie? is that smokable?

No problem,my friend.

Umm I think I will skip dinner tonight. I'm not hungry now.

Oh yes it is :}

Good herbs or Mexican pressed? I myself have the last of some herbs from up north. I'm good till X-Mas

Well, since I am losing IQ points daily anyway, give me a Long Island Iced Tea. :)

i'm in

holy batfuck that is atrocious lol

Oh my! Now that will set your mind right with a quickness.

Ok! Now take a right go to the top of the stairs and knock on the yellow door. Tell them wally sent you. If you see a red head tell Her you want a trip around the world. Slap her on the ass for Me would Ya.

dude i am so there

omg your avatar is sackboy i am so gay for you right now

That is the Gayest thing anyone has ever said to me. I feel dirty

gaga ooh la la

Ok thats far enougt my wife will get mad at me

that IS a bad romance...

bad romance gets you into the threesome lol

OMG, am I the meat in the bailey-batman sandwich?

well theoretically speaking of course bailey and i would be the meat in the.. oh nvm i better shut up before i get on another watch list this time for online sexual harassment

I think you may be right

Where is Ayipis? :D

yeah some will its really funny and sad and tragic how it works in this day and age

Out to lunch?

I've come to the conclusion that Ayipis is a paid astroturfer.

I have my suspicions as well. :)

Because you clicked on it?

Because you are bored?

Well at least there are 3 posters on this site with a sense of humor.

I have two brain cells left that work Humor and Anger. I prefer the Humor side :)

Whats my Prize ?????????? or was that it ??????????

You get one case of beer delivered to your house in Galveston or the money, it is your choice.

I have a house in Galveston? Damn I wish some body had told me that earlier. I wouldn't have bought this one.

lol i needed to make it a reputable source of course

lol the same as they were today yesterday ad infinitum i am afraid. pissing into an ocean of piss springs to mind

Sorry, I thought that you lived in Galveston. My memory from the old posts is not serving me well!

Close but i'm about 200 miles South of there.

Is it Corpus Christi?

BINGO! We have a winner.

Guitarzan is the guitar man!

This went right over your head didn't it?

No...What I love is how Tweets are now "News".

Amen to that. Twitter may be all the rage because of the simeon drive humans
have to immitate, and thus follow others..., But if you think back a long way to
what the English have oft used a synonym for " birdbrain ", the word is " twit "
To twitter might be a normal thing for a bird to do, but it's not a credit to humans.
And to call it news simply because it's a relatively new technology being used
to disseminate photo immages is pretty trite, imho. Twittering from an Afghan
war zone, and sending immages of War Crime would make it a horse of a
different stripe though.. It's more in how the tweats are being used that make
it either genuine news or a bullshit substitute for hardcore need to know news.

Tweets are for twits

What is a Tweet?

"Tricks or Twicks (I forget) are for kids". It is an old advertising campaign for dry cereal.

yep just like faux news

But he was already Vice President under Bush.

oh damn I thought that was John McCain

Halloween ! I sure wouldn't want that teeth grinding menace to society to
follow me down any alleys. From a " kindly " Senator of the Republic to the
transformed Emperor Dark Lord of the Sith. With a facial expression as that
someone must have realy pissed in his oatmeal. Yikes.

lol glenn beck i am your faaaaather

I have always thought that the brain was the largest sexual organ. Any comments on that when comparing conservatives and liberals?

Well, as most conservatives believe any half baked talking point & repeat it like it was a scientific fact, I would have to conclude that Fox news has fucked their brains out.
And as of yet, Pfizer does not make a little red pill to help the maximum flow of free thought.

I thought that it was a blue pill?

sometimes i dont know whether to laugh cry or beat my head against something sharp and hard lol but yeah i find the best satire has a nugget of truth at its core

well at least i wont be forced to buy into a healthcare plan that will cover the cost of the prescription of that little red pill lol

Great toon art. I can see Wolverine,Spiderman, and Batman in the group
playing poker, but who's the 4th hero ? Good touch putting Stan Lee in
the wall photo as dad. HaHaHaHaHaHa

Yikes, watch out Batman ! It's Catwoman !

Here you go I found a full size pic. Btw its not my work, just a great batman comic I found.

http://i48.tinypic.com/98eglc.jpg

Yep.

They don't like the results of scientific studies so they pretend it's all arbitrary.

And when asked to support themselves intelligently, all they can do is insult like little children.

You make some very good points,
too bad you are a doody-head. ; )

heh

Thanks! :)

Bravo ! Well Expressed.

lol i took a survey in my pants and two out of three surveyed agreed i need a shower, while a fourth abstained all over my shorts

Oh, yeah. They do that every day, and twice on Sundays. Neocons prey on
the negative emotions of people, and appeal to those negative emotions:,
jealosy, pain, fear, hatred because they understand it's easier to disable
the rational faculties of others by sweeping them away with emotional
Sunamis. They're more likely to trust in force, manipulation, trickery,
dictation than in open minded reasoning. They don't appear to trust in
the right to self determination of others. They seem to trust in control over
others by any means necessary. Which makes sense. Since liberal means
free, from which we derive the terms Liberty, Library, liberalization, the
value of the spiritual side of life often eludes them in favor of the material
side of life. Those who call themselves conservatives (whether they are
or are not) would be more prone to slandering someone as a " terrorist "
than those who'd want to think about that first. I'm tighter than a drum with
my money, but I believe in liberal causes first & foremost. It was Ralph
Waldo Emerson who said : " The truely great men of this world are those
who see that the spiritual is greater than any material force..that thoughts
rule the world " I don't doubt that premis. In my liberal arts curriculum at the
S.U. of New York at Oswego, my History 101 primer was entitled simply:
Ideas & Movements. I've always been a History buff for the past 50 years.
And in my 62 years on this Earth, I've learned that true Journalism IS History
in the positive sense that construction entails...As we say on the History &
History International channels: History. We make it every day. It's our record.

And more evidence that anti-intellectuals like you have no idea what science is, so you simply reject it as some random notion.

... and anti-intellectuals tend to be conservatives.

Let me guess- you are a creationist, right?

thanks for proving my point that the majority of people are sheep who blindly attack without knowing or caring what they are on about. This, for the many ill informed or dense, is a satirical response to the recent flood of 'survey' stories on current where people from both sides ignore the validity (or lack therof) of said surveys and instead use them to justify their ignorant behavior. I was starting to warm up to you too, but lord you are a one trick parrot sometimes.

lol google images for scientific survey, to bolster the data legitimacy of course

+1 for darkseid reference lol

'one trick parrot' god thats rich... lol... Gufaw-hahahaha